The Worst Films of 2014 (Brian, Sarah and Dave Edition)

1/31/2015

95 Comments

Now it's Brian, Sarah and Dave's turn to count down their least favorite films of the year!

95 Comments

Morhek

1/31/2015 12:00:23 pm

Oh man, looking forward to seeing Fearboner Dave and Friends.

Daemian Lucifer

1/31/2015 01:59:53 pm

Fearboner Dave,slaver Brian and stripped Sarah.

EpicFish

2/1/2015 06:35:26 pm

Fearboner Dave, Slaver Brian, and Crazy Baghead Sarah. These three need their own show on this site. Also, that whole 'Have Brian call you at random time of the day or night and spoil a movie for you" needs to be a thing too.

Tyler M.

1/31/2015 12:09:29 pm

Anyone else having problems seeing this because some video game ad before it is slower than dirt?

Tykittaa

2/1/2015 04:31:28 am

I'm just hoping those Target ads are gone for good.

Ankai

2/1/2015 04:39:09 am

Stuck on a video game advert.
This ad is slower than dirt.
Internet connection's gone inert.
Whatever the reason, today could be your day to save.
Today could be your day to save.

Geico.

Johnny Burnes link

1/31/2015 12:29:16 pm

There basically is a Dracula Untold videogame. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2.

Note: if you look up anything about the 2nd game you spoil the twist of the 1rst.
That said, from here on out there'll be spoilers for that 1rst game.

You play as Dracula (voiced by Robert FUCKING RAVENOUS Carlyle) who's more a wielder of various dark powers akin to Dracula Untold rather than a straight up vampire, though his evil grew from betrayal.

The gameplay is similar to God of War, but if you play it on hard, you'll actually learn how intricate the combat gets (or die).
The settings and music are gorgeous! And warrant a look alone.
The story is iffy, but there's some cool parts with Robert at the beginning.
There are gothic near future segments that are mostly just mediocre with questionable stealth segments, but aren't unplayable.
There IS one part that's AWFUL and inconsistently cheap! I don't blame anyone for stopping at that part, but I encourage you to press on because there are some AWESOME parts immediately afterward! Especially if you played the first game.

I gave the game a flat 8.0/10.
GREAT combat on hard!
FANTASTIC settings and music!
Some REALLY cool moments!

But there's some lulls. Lame stealth segments. ONE REALLY BAD ONE! And a missed opportunity of a story.

It's cheap now though. So why not look?

...Oh yeah. Bad movies suck. There. I'm back on track.

Nick Michalak

1/31/2015 12:49:29 pm

Yeah, Dracula Untold made my list. A movie that should've been two hours that was condensed down into a 90 minute runtime that chops out all character and plot developments to rush towards an ending that just baffled me. Worse yet, its main character never resembles Dracula at all! Glad I saw it for free in the comfort of my home.

The Hand of Onan

1/31/2015 12:56:46 pm

ménage a trois

RandyPan

1/31/2015 02:03:36 pm

Hell, Hadley's list often includes movies he hasn't seen PERIOD.

Alejandro

1/31/2015 10:17:58 pm

…and DESPITE THIS, I'm STILL a HUGE fan of Hadley and his work (Mainly "Radiodrome", "WTF", and "Lost in The Static"). :)

He's one of my internet idols (he's part of the "holy quartet of the internet" that I believe in which consists of: Him, Alex Jowski, Brad, & James Rolfe). :D

RandyPan

1/31/2015 02:16:10 pm

Also, did Dave eat Jerrid? You're almost as fat as I am!

David

1/31/2015 02:22:15 pm

Tried to. He tasted like shit. Now I'm on the Hadley diet. Chicken fingers and beer bro.

RandyPan

1/31/2015 02:25:39 pm

Dude, Hadley's a vegetarian and a teetotaller. The Hadley diet is Lucky Charms marshmallows and Mountain Dew.

Welsh Pirate

2/1/2015 04:28:09 am

Of course he tasted bad. Nobody wants that much hair in their food!

Patrick M

1/31/2015 02:31:25 pm

"Google butt stuff." "I've done that before." That exchange was absolute gold. It's great to see Brad's friends get better and a lot more talented in his videos as the years have passed. Keep it up.

RandyPan

1/31/2015 03:55:46 pm

For some reason, "butt stuff" made me think of Patrick Stewart.

"I mean really brutally! Weird stuff! Butt stuff!"

Ankai

2/1/2015 02:51:50 am

Come on, guys. It's not butt stuff, it's Budtstouffe.

Jonathan Hemmila

1/31/2015 02:36:35 pm

So, who cares? I like Brad.

ijnuh

1/31/2015 02:36:36 pm

Do you know what's missing?
The hottest fucking sauce!

RandyPan

1/31/2015 02:38:23 pm

Aaron Paul is my choice to play Bullseye in Daredevil.

Adam

1/31/2015 03:01:03 pm

So Irving will be flying solo for his?

The hand of Onan

1/31/2015 07:20:26 pm

Irving is going full blackface. is what reckon/

Adam

2/1/2015 05:48:51 am

Well, he's been teasing it long enough... time to grease up or ease up.

RandyPan

2/1/2015 06:14:15 am

Keep it greasey
So it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
So it'll go down easy
Keep it greasey
So it'll go down easy
Roll it over 'n
Grease it down
I'll drive you through
The heart of town

RandyPan

1/31/2015 03:07:28 pm

I don't call you a hipster, Dave. I call you a douchebag.

Tim

1/31/2015 03:20:25 pm

I call him a very smart person with really, really good taste, who also happens to be aware of those qualities which sometimes makes him act a little superior. However, that also describes me, so I'm not trying to be insulting.

RandyPan

1/31/2015 03:25:50 pm

You almost added "devilishly handsome", didn't you?

Wierded Out

1/31/2015 03:20:13 pm

Is it just me...or there some kind of polyamorous relationship between Brain, Dave and Sara? Brain and Dave especially were a bit huggy touchy feely... :)

David

2/1/2015 12:21:27 am

Brian is a happily married man. We're just platonically gay for each other.

Karshna

2/2/2015 09:23:51 am

Hey Dave, i know this is unrelated to this video, but during the Interstellar review you and Brad did, I am SHOCKED you guys didnt mention the utter fucking fiasco of the Nolan-produced Man of Steel. I wouldve assumed your expectations of that would have been tempered after what i call the Phantom Menace of this decade. Dont get me wrong, I LOVED Interstellar, and your review was spot on, but i went into that with LOW fucking expectation after fucking Man of Shit

RandyPan

2/2/2015 10:34:44 am

Maybe he didn't feel like beating a dead horse?

Wierded Out

2/8/2015 04:01:16 am

So you're saying...yes? Also, does this mean Sarah is single and looking?

RandyPan

1/31/2015 03:28:00 pm

Wow, surprisingly, none of Dave's choices pissed me off. I never thought I'd say this, but thank you, Zack Snyder, for not releasing a movie this year.

And Dave takes that out of context in 3...2...

CradleFish

1/31/2015 08:33:01 pm

Would everybody please get off the whole "Dave is fearful of Zack Snyder movies" train. The guy has a massive fear-boner for the man, that I don't agree with too. But does it really have come down to this whole thing, where a guy can't be a total hipster? The guy brings a lot of the good self-awareness during the midnight screenings and regarding this video, it's just an ironic list that these people made during their ménage à trois.

The Hand of Onan

1/31/2015 10:23:14 pm

Still butt hurt over a year on from Man of Steel. Just accept that a lot of people dislike Zack Snyder movies, mostly because they are a bit older and like coherent stories rather than a jumbled mess of prettified CGI that jumps from one scene to the next with neither rhyme nor reason. Personally I think Zack Snyder movies are like the annoying filler scenes you get when you play a game on campaign followed by repetitive action scenes. IMO he should be directing the link scenes for Lara Croft and COD.

RandyPan

2/1/2015 12:26:43 am

What I got from both of those spiels:

"Sure, I know what irony is! It's like goldy and bronzey, but made of iron!"

The Hand of Onan

2/1/2015 01:41:20 am

You're irony just does not come across. I can see a surly and snotty person, probably a teenager, but nothing that resembles irony so far.

David

2/1/2015 12:25:10 am

I honestly dig zack snyders style as a director. 300 was fantastic, dawn of the dead was a solid movie I only wish it had a different title to distance it from the superior original, and watchmen was the best adaptation I could hope for of that book. But all the same, fuck you randy.

RandyPan

2/1/2015 01:18:12 am

Sorry, I don't fuck dudes.

Inquisitor

2/4/2015 03:53:10 am

I suppose it comes to the writer Dave. 300 the screen play was written by Zach Snyder, Kurt Johnstad, and Michael Gordon. Kurt and Michael have only really done 300 and it's sequel. Dawn of the Dead was written by George A. Romero (Dawn of the Dead, Duh) and James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy). Watchmen was written by David Hayter (yes, the voice actor of Solid Snake from Metal Gear) and Alex Tse. Not a whole lot of history to some of their filmography to fill their stories with the pretension of some of Snyder's later works.

Also Randy, insult comedy is only funny if there's no retort. Shot was fired in your first comment, no need to try and bait a potential drunk Dave into a call to Brad to delete a comment. This second comment killed your first man...

Karshna

1/31/2015 03:41:40 pm

How tall ARE they? I estimate Dave is about 5'11, Brian's about 5'11-6', and Sarah is 5'10-5'11

David

2/1/2015 12:26:27 am

You're about dead on. That couch is just old and beat to fuck.

LloydFan

1/31/2015 03:54:54 pm

So they broke into Brad's house to film this?

CradleFish

1/31/2015 07:29:51 pm

No, they are the ones who live there in a reverse Three's Company sort of way. Brad has been continuously breaking into their place for years to use their stuff (computer, camera equipment etc).

EpicFish

1/31/2015 05:50:12 pm

Doth mine eyes deceive me? I spy the Triple Goddess symbol on Sarah's journal!

Jessica

1/31/2015 06:31:39 pm

I have the same notebook as Sarah!

Oh...also yeah. God's not Dead was a piece of shit. My poor friend had to go home to her very very christian family during the holidays and when she went to church with them, they played a few scenes from this. She said it was so ridiculous that that trip ended with her coming out at Agnostic to her mom so she wouldn't have to talk about the movie anymore,

EpicFish

2/1/2015 12:32:14 pm

I see we share the same name... well played Other Me! ;P

Also, I want that notebook so bad!

That sucks about your friend's family holiday visit! If I had to endure shit like that, I probably would've come out of the broom closet to my mom in a similar fashion!

Jessica

2/1/2015 08:11:46 pm

Yeah...she'snot ready to do that yet, not that I can blame her. I came out to my parents about it a few years ago...gay they were cool with, pagan not so much, lol.

But hey, least their non the kind of Christians that love crap like that. I have friends who were legitimately shown "Rock, It's Your Decision" as kids in youth group, then they burnt their rock tapes...it's crazy

Wet Hot American Summer

1/31/2015 07:32:53 pm

Show me the fever,
Into the fire,
Taking it higher and higher.

Josh Hadley

1/31/2015 09:36:56 pm

So is Sarah banging Dave now?, i thought she was banging Jake,
Do they have like a "Spitroast Engagement" now or something?

Kay

2/1/2015 10:59:01 pm

Wow, what a thoughtful and tasteful thing to ask.

J to the Hadley

2/3/2015 05:16:19 am

Sorry babe, but i am intrested in the dynamics of team snob's sex life. it's wayy more interesting than pulp fiction

SamJ

2/1/2015 12:44:22 am

Can I just say, you guys have the absolute best screenshot of the year. Damn you for being so photogenic.

Pervert

2/1/2015 01:52:03 am

I would love to see a porn movie with these three. I demand a threesome!

RandyPan

2/1/2015 02:14:48 am

Sarah, yes. The other two, GOD NO.

Ankai

2/1/2015 02:54:55 am

You can't have a threesome with just one person. Not with today's technology, at least.

SlaverBrianFan

2/1/2015 02:58:19 am

Oh please, don't pretend you don't want to see Masta Brian's beard in action

LloydFan

2/1/2015 03:14:42 am

I would like to see a threesome with Brian Lewis, Count Thomas Howell, and Admiral Crackers.
Oh man, just thinking about it... uh, I gotta go.

BoggyCrack

2/2/2015 09:34:19 am

What, no Travis Crabtree? :(

Inquisitor

2/4/2015 03:14:25 am

Travis is manning the camera... *WINK*

Faiya

2/1/2015 02:25:51 am

Dave, your face when you think of worthless people and go "I know people like that..." gives me the strength to get through another day of retail.

Barry The Master Of Sandwich

2/1/2015 04:28:01 am

I'm glad to hear Brian give Devil's Due it's...uh...due.

lia

2/1/2015 05:28:31 am

this was delightful video with an interesting journey through a shit gunk movies I hope next year its the same group maybe have a group of three again.

I feel david i hate being sandwiched in the middle feeling trapped....unable to cling to anything ....its so lonely

Garry

2/1/2015 05:35:10 am

I just looked it up: The name of the family from "Heaven is for Real" is "Burpo". There was another kid who claimed to have seen heaven (and recently admitted he made it up) whose last name, appropriately, is "Malarkey".
Not sure where Dave got "Buttstuff" ;)

John

2/1/2015 10:04:06 am

I love that we see so much "behind the veil" of team snob that not only do we feel qualified to comment on their love lives, we feel entitled to.
That being said, could someone make a chart? It's getting complicated.

Abigail

2/1/2015 11:15:25 am

I mean, I don't but not really because I don't feel entitled to, just because outside of finding all of their relationships and friendships adorable, I don't really care that much (as is how I approach all people's dating lives outside of my own) but yeah, this group feels so close to me at this point that if I did care, I'd feel almost as comfortable as when I'd (hypothetically) bug my friends about their dating lives. Perhaps not how we should feel, but I think a number of us do (within reason). They really do feel like friends of ours. :)

Also I don't think it's terribly hard to trace all this stuff, frankly I'm surprised people are just now realizing those two are a couple I had it called after the Guardians of the Galaxy and Doctor Who reviews but because I have a shamefully good memory for useless details I will try to compile a timeline chart but it might not be totally accurate after all, I am just going off the top of my head about people who I only know from on screen appearance.

--

Brad/Jillian and Brian/Sarah were married, Jake may or may not have been married during the beginnings of the site but I think by 2011 he was single and Irving had his off screen relationship with Shashi (maybe) [before 2012/early 2012]

Brad/Jillian separated and Brian/Sarah divorced, Dave (maybe) was dating Leah at the time, Brian started dating Leddie/Jake started dating Sarah and Brad got into a relationship with... someone (who's name I can't remember and I feel so bad about that, did she go by her reviewer handle or something I know she was from somewhere.) [mid-to-late 2012]

Brad and --I was trying to do this all by memory but I feel SO disrespectful not knowing her name-- Screaming Mantis broke up and Dave (if he was in a relationship with her) and Leah broke up [early-to-mid 2013]

Sarah and Jake broke up, Irving proposed to his girlfriend, Dave and Sarah got together and Brian and Leddie may or may not have gotten engaged [late 2013]

Brian and Leddie are engaged and then get married in September and pretty much everything else is static though Sarah and Dave are said to be living together which probably happened some time this past year. [2014]

So here's where we're at: Brad and Jake are (on screen -- if they are in relationships I don't think they've specified on camera/in the Snobcast) single, Sarah and Dave are dating, Brian is married and Irving is (probably) married.

--

a sad look into the useless organizing my brain does of facts I don't really need to know or care about.

...

:)

LloydFan

2/1/2015 11:37:37 am

You forgot to mention Ryan who is married w/ kids

RandyPan

2/1/2015 11:41:01 am

The only thing that would make me care who's fucking Sarah is if it was me.

Abigail

2/1/2015 11:48:05 am

@LloydFan: I was only really focusing on the major relationship changes, I couldn't remember if Ryan got married during the history of the site (I only ever remember him saying he's married not if he got engaged or something) and sort of just chose to focus on the main players (and those related to them in some way like Leddie, Shashi, etc.) I love the recurring players n'all but they aren't around as much so they are harder to track on a timeline of sorts.

@RandyPan: ... goooooooood luck with that sugar.

EpicFish

2/1/2015 12:24:50 pm

@Abigail -

Irving is for sure married. Brian and Lettie may be married, though I honestly thought they broke up after she (or rather her legs) stopped showing up in the Midnight Reviews and I began noticing Brian not mentioning her off-hand like he did in this video.

I believe Brian and Lettie (pretty sure it's Lettie, but sounds like "Leddie") began dating around the same time Brad began dating Screaming Mantis. They (Brad and Mantis) broke it off, I don't quite know why, but I think part of it might have been from Brad's rabid fanboys showing the same level of "maturity" that they showed Jillian when they learned Brad and Mantis were a thing. By which I mean, the utter vitriol that spew forth from their keyboards at Mantis, calling her every nasty name in the book, saying she was too dumb to be dating Brad, etc. Essentially being the same whiny bints they were when they used to leave comments in Brad's older Snob videos about how Jillian (his then wife at the time) was a complete bitch and would hound and harass her. It probably didn't help when Mantis would reply to their troll-bait by threatening to kick their ass and dropping a whole lot of F-bombs (which the fanboys would criticize her over, because they believed that it was unladylike for women to curse), which may or may not have been a result of Mantis' possible drinking problem. (From what I recall when I read her Twitter, she had gotten arrested for being drunk and disorderly around the time of her and Brad's break up, and mentioned it not being the first time that she had been arrested for an issue related to being intoxicated.)

As for Jillian, I thought she might have dated Irving after she and Brad separated, but prior to Irving getting married (although I'm probably misinformed). Sadly she stopped appearing in these videos after the Midnight Screening video she did with Jake, after seeing Dragon Ball Z: Battle of the Gods. Leading up to it, Brad's rabid fanboys had lightened up on Jillian (especially after discovering Brad's brief relationship with Mantis, and taking the opportunity to focus their bashing on her), but soon began bashing Jillian again when they were getting all pissed off at her for chiding and teasing the guys she'd go to see Midnight Releases with, if one of them absolutely hated the movie. She even admitted to basically just egging them on to get them pissed off. A couple pretty bad instances of this were two videos she did with Jake (although I don't recall the movies they had seen), and the worst, in my opinion, being when she went to see the midnight screening of the Endless Love remake with Brad. I think the proverbial straw that broke the camel's back, was when she was just torn apart and got so much hate comments, over her mispronunciation of the word "Manga", by Brad's rabid fanboys. The entitled little shits were pissed off over the fact that she was pronouncing "manga" as 'mAHn-GUH' instead of 'MAIN-gah'. Of course the less fanatical of the fans tried to reason that *both* versions of pronunciation were correct, as people from different places are going to have different ways of pronouncing it, but the rabid fanboys were having none of that. It's too bad, because Jillian seems like a sweet girl, but I don't blame her for not wanting to deal with the more rude and immature of Brad's fans.

Now the only woman left for these jackass fans to focus their immaturity and sleaze on is Sarah. Which is becoming more apparent that they're aiming to take her down as well, with more and more comments popping up about how hot she is, and how much they want to bang her. I'm sure they'd be doing the same to Lettie if they could, but she's done the smart thing since starting a relationship with Brian, by hiding away from the camera and not speaking a word while it's rolling.

The only woman whom seems to have not gotten the usual bashing from the fanboys, was the woman who I *think* might have been dating Brad shortly after he broke up with Mantis. I believe she only appeared in two videos, one of them being when she was in the Midnight Screening video with Brad for That Awkward Moment.

Seems to me the rabid fanboys hate any woman that dates Brad. I guess they're jealous that they're not Brad's special someone. (inb4 I get a bunch of flak about how they're totes not gay bro, yet they're usually the same people obsessed with giddily talking about raping Josh Hadley, or shoving something up his ass, or just talking about his ass and dick size in general.)

RandyPan

2/1/2015 12:53:29 pm

I didn't say I really think it could happen, it's just the only circumstances where I would care who it is.

NancysNightmare

2/1/2015 11:23:27 am

Sarah is so damn adorable.

coolguyjames

2/1/2015 11:33:51 am

I completely agree! That's just what I was going to comment tbh.

NancysNightmare

2/1/2015 12:02:00 pm

(Double posting, sorry).

Hey Dave, was it Kathy Bates who you had in mind when talking about Tammy? She and her magical lesbian island were the only thing I enjoyed out of that piece of shit movie.

panjakes

2/2/2015 02:37:21 am

For some reason I was unable to post my 15-part fanfic about team snob. But I'll post it on my blog later so you guys can check it out

Joe Lasko

2/2/2015 03:13:56 am

Fun Fact: The christian band Sarah says she saw IS the band at the end of God's Not Dead. No, REALLY.

CMY187

2/2/2015 11:05:26 am

I might watch Dracula Untold one day just for Charles Dance.

I don't care at all for the Son of God movie since it is clearly a worthless cash-in, but I am so glad that Brian was one of the two selected to see it; he was hilarious in that Midnight Screening. I wonder if anyone's uploaded the "Mary making lizard face while crying" scene on Youtube. Probably my favourite line in that MS video is "They edited (the trailer) to make (Jesus) look like a total schmuck!"

Man, Saving Christmas...will we ever have another movie like it again? One that is so epically horrible and mesmerizing that Brad sent every single one of the main members of Team Snob to see and review it. I'm hoping there would be another movie of its 'exceptional' quality released this year so we could enjoy another Midnight Screening trilogy.
I'm definitely going to seek out Saving Christmas and watch it for myself. It sounds like something that has to be seen to be believed, like The Room.

Overall, I find the 2014 Midnight Screenings, while great, not to be as fun as the 2013 ones. My biggest disappointment (and it's minor) is that there was only one Tyler Perry movie released in 2014; to me, Brad still has not cleared his debt with Brian and Dave for sending them to so many shitty movies in a single year.

Now, I have not seen a lot of bad 2014 movies, since I'm not a reviewer or critic and don't have to force myself to.
The worst movie I saw in the theatre in 2014 is the new TMNT movie, after I failed to convince my family to watch 22 Jump Street instead. I went into it with low expectations and it somehow managed to be even worse.
Anyone who says that Amazing Spiderman 2 is terrible needs to watch the 2014 TMNT. Now I'm not even a superhero fan; in fact I dislike superheroes in general. I always go into comic book movies with the mindset of someone with zero knowledge of the source material and just judging the movie on its own stand-alone merits.
AMS 2 is too long, has story structure problems and a lot of stupid stuff happening in it, but at least it had actual characters and TRIED to tell a compelling story.

Abigail

2/3/2015 10:39:29 am

Tyler Perry did make an animated movie that came out Direct-to-DVD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3gCVxikhqY

I was going to find some way to send it to Brad because it is out on DVD now but I realized that since animated movies (and I think this is a "kids" movie) are Jake territory he'd probably have to see it too and I love him too much to do that to him.

CMY187

2/3/2015 02:59:40 pm

Aw, come on. Do it. Send the movie to Brad. We both know he will watch it and get Jake to see it with him. Brian, Dave, Brad and Sarah have all given their opinions on Tyler Perry's movies. Jake is the only one who has been spared...so far.
Come on. Do it for all of us who love seeing Brad and Jake scream at terrible movies.
Also, it will count towards the debt Brad still owes Dave and Brian.

Abigail

2/3/2015 09:53:26 pm

... This is true... If someone tells me how we even send shit to Brad then I'll bite the bullet and send him the movie. It is like five bucks at the store next to my house I can buy it today.

Wesley

2/2/2015 02:52:03 pm

Oh man, oh man, oh man, new end of the year midnight screenings recap list, lets see- *An hour and a half long* YES!

Wesley

2/3/2015 02:19:25 am

I think the sudden realization of why he called it "The Best of Me" wins for best moment.

Either that or 7AM "HOOORSE!"

angelique_sp

2/3/2015 07:37:32 am

Huh.....you know, I would imagine some guys, when getting out of the shower and hearing a lover yell "HORSE!".... would be rather flattered. ;o)

Inquisitor

2/4/2015 03:29:56 am

I'd be wondering who the hell she was talking about more... because it couldn't POSSIBLY be me...

HA! Self-deprecation....

Robert Carey

2/4/2015 03:28:13 am

I liked A Million Ways to Die in the West...but I don't like the recent Family Guy episodes...

Also, you three are a dynamic team
Also also, Horse!!

brynden rivers

2/5/2015 03:24:53 am

what does she see in him

RiddleMeThis

2/6/2015 08:25:06 am

brian your losing your comic book guy touch when the bag for sara was brought up you should hve said she could become the bombastic bag "girl" (spider-man reference)

2/11/2015 12:10:53 am

I don't know if Dave reads these comments are not, but, sadly, the Heaven is for Real kid's Twitter isn't actually his. It's just a parody.

Jeff Turner

3/5/2015 02:05:52 pm

"You snore like a wildebeest."
Dave knows this because Brian gets really sleepy after they fuck.

RandyPan

3/5/2015 02:49:49 pm

I'd make a joke about Dave being a bottom, but I picture him more like Willem Dafoe's character in Boondock Saints; fucking a guy, then calling him a fag when he wants to cuddle.

Peter Williams link

8/3/2015 03:52:36 am

My Top 10:

10. Sex Tape
9. Saving Christmas
8. Ouija
7. Blended
6. Vampire Academy
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4. Transformers: Age of Extinction
3. I, Frankenstein
2. The Legend of Hercules
1. Left Behind

His best friend's opinion:

10. Blended
9. Drive Hard
8. Winter's Tale
7. Ouija
6. Vampire Academy
5. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
4. I, Frankenstein
3. The Legend of Hercules
2. Transformers: Age of Extinction
1. Left Behind

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