That titlecard would make a great T-Shirt.
The answer to that question is under your seat.
I ask myself that question every day....
Oh wow, that title is hilarious!
And it's awesome you put up that "The Loft" poster you received at Midnight Screenings. What's that one between it and Caligula though?
No one fucked a rabbit in this movie? 0 stars.
Look like Brad went a little wild while he was outta town, and got his first tattoo on his hand. What is that... either a sea lion or Michael Keaton in a wig. Anyway, cool story bro!
When the guy made the Toontown reference, Snob should've sat up and yelled, "THAT'S IT! THAT'S THE CONNECTION! " a la' Eddie Valiant in the movie theater scene.
"Remember me, Eddie? When I reamed your brother..."
"…I used to REAM….JUST…LIKE…THIIIISSSSSS!!!!!"
The music playing over the coloured bars is Rimsky-Korsakov's "Scheherazade". I guess Rimjob-Horsecock would be a more appropriate name given the subject matter.
I'm glad someone else here is a classical music nerd. I wasn't sure anyone else here would know that!
Seriously, the fact that multiple Snob fans here can pick out that wonderful suite from just a few notes is far hotter than anything we see in this stupid porno.
But no "Tale of the Kalendar Prince"? This shitty porno spoof ain't nuthin' but a poseur.
This is bad porn even for 1989.
This doesn't seem the least bit erotic, just gross.
Damn, as hoping for a Lethal Games reference. Spoony does owe you a cameo.
Did Brad get a hand tattoo? It looks pretty cool.
The music is from Scheherazade? Rimsky-Korsakov must be rolling in his grave.
Korsakov music?!! Oh goody. Maybe there will be hot Russian chicks? No? FUCK YOU movie! You led me on!
Speaking of porn, I found an unexpected cameo by Brad and Dave while perusing through some adult videos.
It's at around the 3:50 mark
I nearly had a heart attack when I first saw it
*Sigh* Yes, I like bubbles.
What the FUCK?!
Holy crap, that's the strangest thing ever! What's the context for it being in that porno vid?
Dude, your guess is as good as mine. All I know was that I was getting into this video, and all of sudden Brad's face pops up doing an impression of Cary Elwes's character in Oogieloves and Dave laughing in the background.
Dude... dude... what.. why?
I mean that literally.. how the hell did they... WHAT?!
I don't even know how to feel about that... I'm not sure if that's awesome or not (pretty sure it's awesome, but still)
So Braddy finally did porn. It was bound to happen at some point.
WHAT THE FUCK AHHAHAHAHAH HAHAHHAHA HAHAHAFHODSFAHSO AAHHAHHA
Browsing through the comments on the standalone clip from the oogielovesreview I found this:
Heliosphan15 wrote 1 year ago:
"this needs to be spliced into the climax of porn vids, and then uploaded to porn websites just to fuck with people."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Av80EV5Yh9s (it´s like the fifth commentary from the top as of now).
HOLY SHIT someone fucking did it.
I'm hot for that teacher btw... *rawr*
Holy shit. That was...glorious.
Thank you for that awesome find!
KEEP RESPONDING TO THIS FOLKS SO BRAD CAN FIND OUT!!! :D
This is amazing, I can't stop laughing
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!
BRAD YOU GOT TO SEE THIS!!!!!
How...but...what does this have to do with...
Anyone speak Japanese? If there is anything with context I gotta know <_<
To my (admittedly very limited) understanding of Japanese, this has nothing to do with context, no. Which mekes it all the more glorious.
I didn't realize someone could chew scenery while someone is sucking their dick.
Strangely, I just happened to be dressed just like the Snob while watching this video. I think I'm beginning to feel a little pretentious right now.
I've seen some porn that failed to give me a boner before, but never anything so lacking in arousal that I actually managed to go from horny to not horny. I mean, it's one thing to not have the acting skills necessary to handle anything outside of the sex parts in a porno, but to not even get the sex parts right either is just plain flabbergasting. I don't know where the director found these people, but it's no wonder that they went right back there, never to make a name for themselves the way Evan Stone and Ron Jeremy did.
EXCALIBURRRRR! EXCALIBURRRR! FROM THE UNITED KINGDOM... I'M LOOKING FOR HER....I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIAAA!
Honestly, not really surprised Excalibur reamed a chick.
watched a porn called hothouse rose once, basically about some chick obsessed with 'hothouse rose'. chick ends up being her manager and the telephone rings,picks it up and says something along the lines of 'no way she'll work for a cheapskate like john t. bone'.
What?! It's not actually a spoof of Roger Rab-WAIT, why am I upset by this?! If they did make it more of an actual spoof, it would probably look like the creepy Simpsons/Sin-Son one, so maybe this did us a favor.
Still, I could go for some murder and cartoons right about now.
Eddie sounds like mother fucking Mike
It's like if Spoony had a mustache.
Sounds WAY more like George McFly from BTTF 2...
That is what I thought while watching this.
I'm oddly glad this thing didn't have anything to do with Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
The real question is:Is there a who reamed rosie rabbit part sixty two?
I'd oddly apprehensive about this one.
Man Eddie's doing it wrong, if he really once to get Rosie arrouses he should've put on Once Upon a Girl.
At least now I know what Brad's oh-face looks like, according to the title card.
This douchebag isn't me.
Will you two douchebags stop bickering?
WAIT A MINUTE! At the beginning it looked like "BUSH WHACKERS" had a score of 7.1(out of 10?). I'm not sure if I should be impressed or distressed about that. Maybe both?
they go through the trouble of a roger rabbit porn spoof....and dont base it around JESSICA RABBIT?
i dont understand this world.
So it's not so much a spoof of Roger Rabbit as it is a spoof of Amazon Women on the Moon...okay, that's even worse!
Brad, did you ever find out what you did tha resulted in you being naked outside Nash's room?
Congratulations Brad. You managed to find a porno movie that lowered the bar set by Hitler's Harlot.
Just here at school waiting for Final Cut Pro to load onto my USB drive, watching a new Snob episode with NO sound...
Hurry up DAMN YOU!!! >:(
Hurry up so I can go home and see it!!
Wow this movie sucks...
I mean, if I wanted to see someone changing channels looking for porn, well, I could do it myself! And i would find better pornos.
That Eddie guy was making that annoying voice to make an impression of Roger Rabbit, I think, did he knew who is the Eddie character in the original movie?
One last thing, someone else had the impression of being watching a David Hasselhoff porn in the first scene? Scary...
Coincidentally I recently got to watch "The Toxic Avenger." It's so bad… but so awesome. Hell, it turns out the "Grindhouse Channel" on my Roku streaming service has an entire section for Troma films.
Troma films are awesome, dude, actually, that's their style, they make some movies so over the top and so trashy that they become an instantaneous cult movie.
If I may, I would like to suggest to you "Poultrygeist - The Night of the Chicken Dead", this movie is hillarious!
it took up all your time but we had fun at wizard world right?
Ow, damn! I'd rather listen to a certain 'chatterbox' on a constant loop, than even one minute of that guy's nails-on-a-chalkboard voice.....
Fun episode, but I kinda wish it did actually have half the ass to give to actually, y'know, do the half-toon half-live action spoof it promised instead of what feels more like a spoof of that bit from Beavis & Butt-head where they just watch Music Videos (Except before Beavis & Butthead were a thing). I wanted to see how badly they fucked up the animation work, I actually saw someone try the same concept - problem was it was a drunk stoner at my college, and I couldn't stop laughing at the real actors dick popping out at random times from random places in the fucking toon. Also it was a Religious porno too, the creators were Mormon and kept putting in quotes from the Book of Mormon. God I almost wish I asked for a copy, it was hilarious for all the wrong reasons.
The opening music is Prokofiev's Romeo and Juliet. It then switches.
Isn’t it me, or does Eddie sound like the “Special Forces” dub actor from Zombie 90?
The cartoons Rosie was watching are more than twice as intelligent as the porno itself. Especially considering she was watching "Looney Tunes" and "Tom and Jerry".
She has excellent taste in cartoons. And I respect that.
Aw, come on Bradddd! This show should be educationallll! How can we learn anything about sex if you keep adding those black boxes?
I showed this review to my mom and she judged my life decisions.
Dear Cinema Snob,
I have you know that a 400k+ "views" counter does not in any way, shape or form equate to "over 400,000 people have seen this thing".
Such crass misinformation is absolutely unacceptable from a formerly reputable investigative news source like "thecinemasnob.com". Shame on you!
We all know he just watched in on there and didn't even buy it. Cheap ass.
Boy was Eddy annoying and unbearable to listen to
I used to see this on the shelve at my local video rental shop back in the day.
You should do cruel intentions 2
Eddy/Eddie sounds like George McFly from Back to the future two.
Best part is, since this video went up the, 6,000 more people have watched the Xvidoes rip of Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit, and the 100% rating has dropped to 98.03%.
Chipping away at that perfect score one viewer at a time.
For anyone who's curious, the site where you can find the whole movie is xvideos.com. But what's really funny is if you go to the video, there are 7 comments on there, all of them saying stuff like "The Cinema Snob brought me here". Honestly, it's pretty hilarious.
Gods, I know porno's aren't exactly going to be bringing in stellar acting, but this mans 'RrrrooOOSISEEEEEEE" is so incredibly irritating that you want to shove a freaking gorilla arm down his throat just to give it some sort of tone that isn't high pitched shrieking. Dear god what a pain in the ass. (Not even in the fun way)
Is that a henna tattoo on the hand there, Brad? Looks pretty cool.
Jesus H. Christmas this Eddie guy sounds like Morty and Lemongrab had a constantly constipated lovechild that was raised by Elmer Fudd in Brooklyn!
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.