Oh my god. Brad is now the only person in history to have watched this abomination twice
Now you've gone too far dude! It's bad enough you have to make us a watch a bad romance movie, now you had to go and make us watch the "bottom-of-the-barrel" of family entertainment that not even the Nostalgia Critic wouldn't go near! Whatever you pick to review next week will cleanse us of this abomination!
No way in hell am I hitting that play button before reaching a state of inebriation: I want to end this review not having remembered a thing, thanks.
On the plus side, I didn't feel raped by the movie. Like it did with Fun In Balloon Land or Ms. Velma's Christmas.
Something about the vision in my head of Ms. Velma having me tied to a bed and singing while twirling in her indian headdress has me all aflush!
I don't felt myself raped by Fun In Balloon Land, but really, really unconfortable that's for sure, it was like hearing someone masturbating in the next room...
I'm so sorry for the loss of your brain cells
I'm betting this is one of those movies that makes Brad really wish he hadn't given up on his coke habit.
Excuuuse me, but I only watch oogiloves in oogust thank you very much.
It's Oogust in February.
Why in February? Because it's Oogust.
This is one of the funniest episodes so far. I know which Midnight Screenings I will go back to rewatch.
Are these the Nazis, Walter?
No, Donny. These men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Thank you so much, Brad, for finally giving us a Snob review of Oogieloves. This has been the three years worth of waiting.
I was thankful enough NOT to see this movie, because it wasn't playing in the theater in my home town, AND I never was, nor would I ever be, interested in sitting through a movie called "Oogieloves."
The only plus I can give this movie is that the titled characters in this film don't look as ugly as those in The Garbage Pail Kids Movie, but Goofie Toofie drops his pants more than Nat Nerd pisses himself.
6:05- I'd rather see the movie J. Edgar, because I'm sure it's somewhat better than this.
Jubilee looks like Hilary Duff's less talented relative.
16:08- This is the worst song in the movie Chicago.
17:47- Nice job, movie, on ripping off the scene from The Simpsons where Homer thinks about dreaming about eating a big sandwich.
19:34- FUCKIN' BUBBLES!
At least Christopher Lloyd made up for this movie by making a cameo in Sin City: A Dame to Kill For. ...But he ALSO made a cameo as Doc Brown in A Million Ways to (Fuck Up) in the West. Great Scott, indeed.
This whole movie to me looks like a failed pilot to a Nick Jr. series. Also, I'm as surprised as you are about the IMDB thing. WHAT THE FUCK, IMDB USERS!? I wouldn't recommend this movie to my mother, whom BTW is a special ed teacher.
There's so much fake reviews and padding that I don't bother. Just as Brad said IMDB is a glorified wikipedia.
It's like wikipedia? You mean it's accurate and cites its sources?
I know what you mean. For example, I've found on IMDB too many troll reviews of Star Wars Episode VII, and like the rest of this planet we call Earth, I fuckin' love that movie. I even have the movie poster for it hanging on my wall with the rest of my Star Wars movie posters.
To SpeedyEric: I just wished Abrams put John Noble as the new Emperor. Snoke was the only thing I hated about VII. Everything else was good.
You think that's bad, just look at all the troll reviews on the Mad Max: Fury Road page. You'd think that George Miller personally came to their house and shot their dog.
The fake reviews are one thing, but what about the reviews that are called fake reviews when they are just reviews?
I've never liked the stars out x number system as a way of reviewing films. Imagine if you applied that kind of nonsense to any other art form. Well, you know, I think Turandot is a 6.7 opera and Guernica is a good painting but there's no way it's above 8.3 stars and this is how Moby Dick should have ended, but as it is it's only a 5.9 novel.
Or what about all the troll reviews for Man of-
Wait, those are real? My bad!
Oh my god now I know why that woman in the second episode of Monsters went crazy.
Wow Wow Wiggle Waddle Wassy Woodle Woo that was terrible. At least you didn't pull your hair out after watching this Brad.
By the way, I think Christopher Lloyd was frozen while doing this piece of shit. How else could they have the man work in such an abomination.
HEY!...."Windy Window, what do you see?"
[Double guns two middle fingers way up]
THIS is what I've been laughing at all these years? My god, I'm a fucking monster for finding so much joy in your suffering after you watched this (as stoned as you were at the time).
....Bubbles still made it totally worth it though. I guess being a monster isn't all bad, heh.
Cary Elwes may actually have a better American accent here than in Twister. Maybe.
Well, staring at dat ass could make some things ascend much like a ladder, so...unintentional point to the movie.
Cloris, you were in Young Frankenstein. Are you seriously going through some kind of Laurence Olivier phase where you'll take any role with a paycheck? Because if you are, just start a GoFundMe account and I'll pitch in, you don't have to do this to yourself.
Had a really crappy day today, Brad publishing a video today is just what I needed!
Seeing this in the previews for Brave and I thought it looked like a nightmare. Oh how little I knew.
Please do Legends of Oz Dorothy's Return soon.
Am I the only one that thinks the purple (or blue I'm colourblind so not too sure) sounds abit like the funimation version of Monkey D.Luffy? Other tan that this looks terrible, great review though.
While I couldn't place it (I never watched One Piece), I did think there was a certain familiarity to that voice myself. A check appears to indicate it wasn't that particular voice actress, though.
I wondered why Brad had picked what was clearly intended as a young children's movie, but, wow, yeah with that kind of box-office and critical failure (and I mean, having seen bits of it now); yeah. Yeah. that deserved it because woah.
Yes! Yes yes yes! This is awesome! Thank you so much, Snob!
"Uh lady, this is NOT audience participation, unlike OOGIELOVES!" - you from your review of "Gross Out". Well, here we are! Yeah!
"Windy Window, what do you see?"
"How about this fucking rock I'm throwing at you, bitch."
DAMMIT BRAD I choked on my popsicle seeing that title card.
Speaking as an uncle, my niece would probably love this. On a TV, at home. And we'd have to stop her jumping off things with a balloon, having learned that from a trio of idiots. And you guys were right about Cary Elwes being horrifying, but god, that Wendy Window is hitting some "jesus christ that's terrifying" buttons.
Does anyone remember the link of that porn where Brad was spliced in?Someone linked it in one of the videos,but I forgot which one.
Are you talking about a legitimate porno or a snob episode?
A legitimate porno.Someone linked to a clip (20 minutes long,I think) where someone inserted "Do you like bubbles?!" in the middle of it.And I forgot to save that link,idiot that I am.
Finally, we get to see the insanity for ourselves, without sitting in the dark for an hour and a half, clutching a surprisingly brittle glow-stick!
Good old fashioned nightmare fuel. Not even weed can help this movie. I have never seen the snob this angry since Caddyshack 2. Makes Fun In Balloonland look like a cinematic masterpiece. Did the actors who stared in this have a gun to their head when they signed on to this?
Three words: Internal Revenue Service.
I'm just gonna say it. The Oogieloves need to appear in a Lloyd episode or Brad needs to make his own Oogieloves themed movie
Brad can't make this type of movie. It would cost several million dollars.
Lloyd is hired to get the magical balloons back, but the Oogieloves try to whack him for coming onto their patch.
Speaking of Gooby, do you think you might do Gooby someday?
"Cary Elwes.... PLEASE don't do this movie ! It's even more horrible than the fearsome Fire Swamp!"
"As you wish....."
This doesn't really seem that bad. I mean yeah it's bad, but Teletubbies and Barney is bad and a lot of crap for kids is bad. I wouldn't be surprised if this does fairly well in DVD and online sales, now that it's notorious.
What do you mean NOW that it's notorious? This movie's been out for years and it's no more infamous than it was then.
Oh yeah, it feels like it came out just yesterday.
I have no sense of time.
It seems like the exact thing you would get for a three year old to tire them out. And they would watch it five times in a row and still be dancing to it...
Because 2-3 year olds have way too much energy compared to their parents. This is practically an exercise video for toddlers...
All I can just say is... Why...? D:
If you want to watch the Midnight Screening of this, click the Magic Arrow next to my name!
It didn't work! What a Twist!
Someone interrupted Cary Elwes in the middle of his Midnight Cowboy cosplay.
The real question here is whether this is a bigger flop than Jeb Bush's political campaign or Pop Quiz Hot Shot.
1,2. 1,2,3 Windy Window what do you see?
"I see my paycheck being dangled off screen."
How did they get 90's kid to voice Toofie?
Does anyone else wanna fuck Jubilee?
I'm now imagining a 'Death to Smoochy' type scenario with the Oogieloves... now THAT would be an awesome movie.
My eye was twitching by the end of the *review.* I'm not sure I'd ever be able to watch the whole thing.
... On second thought, no I'm sure I wouldn't be able to do so.
Brad is presumably a masochist.
I like to think that it's not Cloris Leachman in this so much as it is her character from Raising Hope. They had to edit the movie around her occasional toplessness.
Also, I am eager to see the documentary on the making of this wreck.
Tuti fruity or whatever the f*ck it's name is sound like one of the Cabbage Patch kids.
But Brad, you never answered the ULTIMATE QUESTION!!
I think there's one person who liked one part of this movie at least... Common Cold from KND, he found himself very aroused by that sneezy song.
1. 2. 1, 2, 3. Windy Window What Do You See?
I see The Oogieloves getting raped by Bobbly Wobbly and The Sea King at the bottom of the ocean, and it looks like Toffie's getting it in the ass first. Also I see J. Edgar Hoover getting killed by the FBI, Ruffy being dissected and Slewfy The Pillow getting skinned alive by the magical balloons.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.