*sings* On The First Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me....A Lloyd perching in a Christmas Tree........for the second of Christmas-
It's Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny mixed with Fun In Balloonland. Only the greatest bat shit madness in our Christmas movies
Was the giant the Detective in Crime of the Century? I was afraid he was going to ask if I liked carrots.
And if you said yes, you can probably figure out for yourself exactly where he would have promptly stuck his carrot.
I love the madness.
Holy shit, I thought Eric Freeman disappeared! And thank you people who keep a Lloyd IMDB page, you make me hate humanity a little less.
Saw this on Rifftrax a few years ago, but not even the riffing can help mask the movie's ugliness!
Please do Winter´s Tale next!!!
Boooo he didn't even pull'd the poster from his jacket, 0 stars.
He didn't pull the poster out of his ass, either. Total fail of a poster reveal moment.
I saw this on Rifftrax last year, but holy hell I forgot about a lot of the insanity on display here. Which is weird, because you'd think I'd have a hard time forgetting about a magic talking tree sending a pedophilic child-slave trafficker to scare a child out of kidnapping Santa Claus.
SEE! The magic ring! Fantastic! Unbelievable!
SEE! The evil witch and more!
SEE! The crazy police car and fire engine chase!
SI, this movie is mierda!
Yes, I know I was just copying a joke from your Astro-Zombies review, but I doubt many people remember that. :P
Another great review, Brad! This is a nice little piece of WTF, 1960s that will haunt my nightmares.
I was gonna make some jokes here, Brad, unfortunately I think you made all possible jokes available, but to be honest that movie makes it too easy. Btw that giant is supposed to be Krampus or something like that?
Also I thought funny that the Rudolph announcement in the poster was written all in uppercase and bold and he's not even in the movie, what a ripoff!
Sorry to spoil the holiday spirit but I will be the vicious bastard with a dead badger thrashing carolers left and right and point out to fellow followers of the Snob I located a Zombi 9 thanks to South Korea.
Surely it is a Christmas miracle that poor Brad suffers through another unofficial sequel of this suck and pain.
I first heard of your signed SNDN2 poster on Twitter, and it's even funnier on video. It's a Christmas miracle.
1:07- According to the rating this movie has on IMDB, "The Magic Christmas Tree" is as bad as the animated movie, "The Christmas Tree."
11:02- At least the tree grew faster than a Chea plant.
It's a good thing the father didn't run over the turtle, or this movie would go in to Amazon cannibal movie territory.
16:21- AND Trump marriage.
Nice job on the Misery joke.
If I want a movie that starts on Halloween and ends on Christmas (and Santa Clause gets kidnapped), I'll stick with The Nightmare Before Christmas, thank you very much.
25:26- Face it, Christmas is ruined.
26:56- Yes. Trump IS selling you this movie. And like all things Trump related, I do not recommend this movie to anyone.
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