Just to clarify, there is no shame in the word cripple.
Cripple here, can confirm.
Mental cripple here: Durrrraaaaarrruughhhaaarrruuu durrrr raaaa
Autistic here, can confirm.
paranoid schizophrenic here, can confirm... THAT OBAMA IS A NAZI ELF IN A ROBOTIC MANSUIT.
I'm not cripple. I think undesirables should be sent to the camps.
Dyslexic here, can cofnrim
Social cripple here. Pretty much sums it up.
I am not a native English speaker and amusingly enough, I was introduced to the word "cripple" by... well, a Cripple, who frequently referred to himself as such.
Well, I did actually know the word existed but up to that point, I thought it meant your bones were shattered or something (I usually saw it said by violent villains during fight sequences in various works of fiction, saying stuff like "I will cripple you!!").
I am a cripple and I use the word alllllllllllll the time self-deprecatingly.
Spina Bifida here: I don't like the word.
Well, I had a bad case of Lyme Disease and I'm now in a wheelchair. I'm slowly, slowly getting better but it's a long hard road and I sometimes use the term referring to myself but just in a joking manner. :)
Just to clarify; some people are ok with the word, some are not, so be careful how you use it.
I think that goes for a lot of tags and labels like that. I find it best to just not use them (unless about myself).
Cerebral palsy, can confirm.
I have a cousin who has that and it's rough. As I understand it she's luck in that it 'only' affects her legs. However, she's getting older now and her arms (which have always been really strong) are naturally getting weaker with age.
She used to get around on crutches but now she's using one of those power chairs. Last I heard she was trying to build her arms back up to get back on crutches but I haven't heard how that was going.
It's Shaw Bros., a Five Venoms film, and Chang Cheh doing his some of his best direction. The rings battle ALONE is worth the price of admission!
R.I.P. The bros skits
There will be a new bro =)
Best news of the day
Hooray! I'll admit, after seeing those side-character skits I was actually feeling a little depressed myself...
Also, this movie is crazy, but very fun to watch.
Can i be the new bro? XD
I never thought trying to jump over a steamroller could end so badly...
Bro #1 was so sad mourning the loss of Bro #2. At least there will be a Bro #3 to take his place, and that I cant wait for. Long live the Bros!!!!!
I hope it's one of the Brians!
I was hoping he would just be replaced and no one would ever mention it like first Darren from Bewitched.
I was expecting a 'pour some out for one's homie'
Wait, where/ when'd otherbro die? I must have skipped an episode.
I believe the last time the bros appeared was in the Cruisin 57 episode. I think this is the first episode that talks about the character's fate, since Scumbag Jake was fired from the site.
Bro! Another bro, bro? Bro!
That's what I get for not watching for a month during a job search. Hope the new bro is actually a bro, Brad.
Just for that.....
Now I'm REALLY hoping it's Sarah :)
Just so long as she's a bro, bro, it doesn't matter if your bro's a dude or a chick, bro.
There goddamned better be!
What's this? Could a coed broad be Bro Brad's new co-bro?
scumbag jake was fired from the site? why?
Oh thank the Lord! The bros are who I wanna be when I'm all grown up and bangin chicks left and right!
Jake was fired? What happened? could some one fill me in?
Turns out scumbag jake is a pretty bad guy. http://thecinemasnob.forumotion.com/t1388-brad-finally-explains-jake-s-termination
Great, now I'm depressed by the canonical death of..."Bro number 2".
Hrm, I gave up mountain dew years ago. Guess I'll just have to use coffee for my drinking to his memory. C'mon, Mister Sun; we still have work to do for our fallen Bro. And what the Hell, brew up a little extra for Ted's non-functioning legs.
Who's the other cat with Lloyd?
(Also, it's good to see the return of Kung Tai Ted!)
Chloe. she's camera shy.
Sweet, I've been waiting for this once since you told my buddy and I about it at the Midwest Media expo :)
I don't care about Jake, The Reviewers, or even Shot on Shitteo. WHERE IS THE GREATEST AMERICAN HERO THEME IN THE CINEMA SNOB?!
I agree. I didn't realize how fitting the theme was.
We need to purchase the license to use that song for the Cinema Snob or something.
So V, do you remember the 5th of November?
If you wanted me to blow some building up, I must refuse, sorry. I'm just russian is all.
What? All I wanted to do was eat cupcakes and discuss Guy Fawkes and V for Vendetta with you.
Was that Chris Bores reading the letter? If so, let's face it. Letter reading is ruined.
That's my friend Andrew. He does such a flawless impression that the first time I heard it in another video, I thought it was Chris Bores too.
Is it bizarre that I hope Kung Tai Ted continues appearing in your kung fu movie reviews? I just wish that more kung fu films were featured more frequently.
I had a huge kung fu marathon recently with a bunch of Bruce Lee and older Jackie Chan flicks, and during the horribly exploitative shemping-footage in "Game of Death", I was picturing what the Snob's reactions would be throughout the entire thing...particularly the distasteful bit with Bruce Lee's actual corpse making a cameo in the movie, and of course the eerie prediction of Brandon Lee's future death.
It would definitely make a nice "WTF Hollywood...in Hong Kong" special.
Oh yea, there's so much great Brucesploitation weirdness out there I'd love to see snobbed. Also "Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires" with its mix of Hammer horror and Kung-fu, and Future Cops with its blatant knock-off Street Fighter 2 characters would be cool too.
Good to see Kung Tai Ted hasn't moved since the last time we saw him.
Also I can't get over how nice the production is on this movie. I mean everything looks like it's on two sound stages but it has a budget to it.
I am very disappointed in you, Bradley. My latest contribution to cinema is set to hit domestic theaters within 24 hours, and you choose to honor my new movie with some name-only martial arts flick? Based on some of your videos that I was emailed, I would have expected someone like you to properly analyze an older film of mine called Tuff Turf, where I just so happened to share the screen with future Avengers co-star, Robert Downey Jr.
From what I have seen of you, you are definitely someone with both passion and humor on your side, but I just can't help but feel a golden opportunity was missed this week. But for now, I will graciously accept the compliments given to me in the "Endless Love" video of last year, and you can consider me the newest viewer of the Cinema Snob.
I guess you can say there are no strings on Mr. SNOB. But I'm sure sure he'll cover more of your great body of work Mr. Spader, sir.
Comedy so dark, you don't need shades.
The torture didn't make him stupid as much as it made him goofy.
And again, sorry about your Bro, Brad.
I haven't seen this, but I actually have seen Crippled Masters. It's surprisingly good.
I thought this movie was going to be like if Daredevil teamed up with a bunch of other handicapped superheros. Although the Iron arms guy is sort of like a low budget Iron man.
Damn, sorry about the loss of Bro #2. But hey, if it means making Lloyd a bro, then I'm all for it!
Personally, I think this movie could have ended on a much higher ending line, like "Hm, what a useless guy."
(Seriously, though, MAKE LLOYD A BRO.)
Hey, when the new Fantastic Four comes out, are you going to do a review of the Roger Corman movie from the 90s?
RIP in peppermints Bro #2
Hi Brad. I really dont hope you will spoil the real movie (Avengers 2) as you did with Star Trek 2 and The Lone Ranger, just because you didnt like those movies.
Needless to say I dont trust you in this matter and will not watch this video until I have watched the Avengers 2.
Actually, I seem to remember he liked Into Darkness, just thought the ending was weak.
Yeah I sure did spoil The Lone Ranger by simply mentioning the plot that was in the trailer.
Also, hey genius, we don't see the prescreening of Age of Ultron until tonight; so this video was made well before I saw the movie. Unless you think saying that The Avengers has The Avengers in it is a spoiler.
Chris Hemsworth already spoiled on SNL that the Avengers would win. I for one did not foresee the heroes winning
I think there needs to be more movies where the villains win. The most widely regarded Star Wars film is Empire Strikes Back and objectively speaking it ends with the villains winning. Super Heroe movies really could benefit from this sort of dynamic. Guess that's the reason I'm looking forward to Suicide Squad in spite of juggalo Joker.
Maybe it's not related to this movie but "poltron" actually means "coward" in French
Cool review! Hey Snob, have you ever seen a movie called Kung Fu Genius? I think it's right up your alley and could use a good review.
Tell me Brad how was Lewis? was he doing well?
Kung Thai Ted!
I know that the guy's iron fists have nothing in common with Marvel's Iron Fist, but now I wish they were...
Must say, I'm a tad disappointed you didn't do 3 Dev Adam. Maybe for Civil War, which'll have Cap and Spidey.
nice to see that the good ol' days of stalinism isn't over on this site
I heard "Ball shock techniques"
So he was trained in...Johnsontown.
On the bright side there's no Aaron Taylor Johnson & Elizabeth Olsen to ruin THIS "Avengers" film. . .
hey look on the bright side - one down one to go if you understand?
Please elaborate. . .
Wow.... Never thought I'd see a guy whose combat style could be included in the old song "Doin' Da Butt".
Your bro got run over by a steamroller???
i am truley sorry for your lots.
I know this is in bad taste, but the video of it is already on Youtube:
That movie is awesome.
Me quoting Yahoo Answers is in worse taste than that clip; You're golden, buddy!
Someone's a fan of Shmorky and Best of Weekend Web...
Hmmm. Might try to track this one down.
You realise that now you have to review Crippled Masters.
"we did it?"
I think that Bro #1 should just start hanging out with Admiral Crackers. They'd probably get along well.
I think Kung Tai Ted, Admiral Crackers, and Bro #1 should form their own team of crime fighters. Throw the Rickhead in there too.
Your team would require lots of contrived reasons not to show Ted and Bro #1's faces onscreen together. I approve.
So which took longer? The guy getting blinded, or what's-his-name getting shot in the back in "Lethal Games?"
Dang it, Brad! I was just getting over not seeing the Bros anymore and now you've reminded me of sad I was. At least Ted has his kitties.
I didn't read through the comments yet, but as soon as I saw this intro'd I immediatley thought of The Crippled Masters. It's a pretty fun B-movie.
I found it on YouTube here:
Did I miss something? How did Ted end up in a wheelchair?
Did you just crack a Gilbert and Sullivan joke? Why, yes... yes you did. -Nice.
I love this movie. Got it on dvd
Well, its good that I didn't decide to get this after watching Five Venoms, I'd be angry
Brad, you should check out the made for tv Incredible Hulk movies, "The incredible Hulk Returns" and "Trial of the Incredible Hulk", featuring a dollar store Thor and Daredevil.
Haven't started the video yet, so I don't know if it gets mentioned anywhere, but I get the feeling that someone has been watching El Rey.
The foreshadowing on Brad's now current injured arm in the titlecard...
Oh hi there, Kung Tai Ted, how's things? :)
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.