I know. We gotta stay strong, man. Brad's fresh FB links are always like exercises in patience.
HELL yeah. just to be stupid 2nd!
It's June 30th, which means exactly 3 years ago I stumbled upon my first video from this site - the midnight reviews for "Cowboys and Aliens" and more importantly - the first "Smurfs". Rest is history.
Thank you for all of the awesome times, Team Snob. I cannot even fathom how many hours have been spent watching these videos or having them on in the background. Your humor has gotten me through some of the most challenging and important times of my young adult life. Know that your work will stick with me as I approach any artistic craft of my own.
Thank you all,
P.S. I'm going to get a Siamese kitten and name him Admiral Crackers.
FUCK YOU BLIP FUCK YOU
actually it's July 30th. but close enough.
=) Same fucking month, as far as I'm concerned.
These seems to be more entertaining than the Arnold Schwarzenegger Hercules movie. And I also think that film-brain or someone else with a non-sexy voice did that one (sexy compared to Brad).
But 27 minutes for this episode.... shit, I hope I will not get distracted, as happens sometimes when these videoes are over 15 minutes long. I sometimes miss the old snob. That show had a show length that fitted better with my small brain's attention span.
There's still a lot of episodes that are shorter. Brazilian Planet of the Apes, Drive, Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell, Robot Wars, are all between 14 and 20 minutes, and are within the past couple months.
I liked this one as well but obviously not as much as the first.
This one falls into the category of "wanting to make a follow up BUT not wanting to make it as good".
I've often felt that with a tighter story and a higher budget this would have been a great sequel but alas it is not.
I guess Stock Insano was unavailable for this video. Maybe he'll pop up again the next time some other villain wants to do villainous stuff in the name of science.
It's still better than Kevin Sore-bones!
At least Lou Ferrigno (I assume) believes that God's not dead.
Still loving the sweet Outlaw of Gor soundtrack you've been using for the intros for these, Snob! In my head all I can hear at the crescendo is Tom Servo singing: Harry Alan TOWERRRRRS
One thing I will give this movie credit for is that it does have really good effects for its time.
WTF blip ............. >< 2 days and it will not fucking load .. fuck you blip indeed
Well that was hilarious.
Oh also dude, I really like it when you say “Gee” at the beginning of the sentence, it cracks me up every time.
Ok wait one second! If she had the power the create a shield for Hercules, then why the hell didn't she she just give it to him in the beginning!? Oh wait the movie would be over quicker. Well my brain hurts from thinking. Thanks Snob XD
Nice use of an audio clip from Godzilla vs. SpaceGodzilla! Most people would have gone with Mothra vs. Godzilla. I applaud you, Mr. Jones!
So, wait, Film Brain fucked Jillian?
Also, are you ever gonna do the Lou Ferrigno Sinbad movie?
Brad met Jillian after high school. My money's on Wendy Peffercorn.
I thought he just said his ex.
Or maybe it was that bitch you took to the prom. "I can get you a number on that one."
Actually he's talking about Mrs. Snob (the former Mrs. Golightly)
Was that a "Flight of the Navigator" reference @ 4:49 or was I simply thinking of random, underrated nostalgia gems?
But seriously, that Kong/Godzilla light show was pretty sweet!
I don't know if that was his intent, but that's what I was thinking of too.
Oh dear, I'm so embarrassed. That was just Kong fighting the dinosaur & serpent from the original 1933 film. As a geek, I'm extremely humiliated.
Ha! Kong fighting Godzilla. . . what a hilarious mismatch!
Hercules Month anyone?
Great episode, Bitch Tits! LOL!
FUCK Film Brain. Ok, that's all I have to say. :)
Yeah, Film Brain did seem to do a lot of fucking in this episode. ;)
Well, looks like I need to go buy these movies, they look AWESOME! I love anything Greek Mythology, so I'm surprised I haven't seen these yet.
On the other hand, way to tease the audience with a new Dr. Insano cameo. And then give us Film Brain instead. Boo.
Another great episode!
See, now if Justin Beiber had just said to Orlando Bloom "Hello, Bitch Tits!" all that nasty ruckus would've been avoided!
And someone needs to do a Hercules movie based on the first Bob Layton Hercules mini-series for Marvel Comics!
I will throw a parade for whoever punches Film Brain in the throat. Like, Beiber-punched level parade.
Am I the only one disappointed that Film Brain didn't call Brad a baked potato again?
Wait, so the gods make Urania and Hercules into constellations, but what about Glaucia? I mean she was basically under mind control, so it's not her fault she was working for the bad guys.
The gods are just dicks.
"I mean she was basically under mind control, so it's not her fault she was working for the bad guys."
Mind control in science fiction and fantasy seems to eschew the issue of culpability aside with a basic line of "oh, it's not your fault" (especially in children's entertainment). That can be the case if the person was being used as a puppet without conscious thought but most of the time the person's personality has been altered, meaning they are actively committing themselves to whatever acts the mind controller wants them to act upon. The old personality is dead at that point and a new personality has assumed dominance over the body.
But perhaps more importantly the Greek gods themselves have traditionally been better known for vain wrath over understanding mercy.
Lou Ferrigno's Sinbad next? *crosses fingers*
Soo is it just me or are the effects pretty good in this movie. Honestly I think they look good for the time I mean.
What? A sequel to a creation story telling a contradictory creation story? That's TOTALLY unlike Genesis chapter 2.
If the Bible isn't true, then why would God write in his own words that it is true? Sometimes I'm glad Brad isn't on Radiodrome anymore, I don't particularly like catering to a non-Christian fanbase.
Amen to that! *nods head in agreement* Not to say that just because I'm a religious Christian, I can't be open-minded & tolerant--in fact, I'm *very* open-minded & tolerant!--but I do quite agree with your statement. :-)
That being said, although the Bible is indeed (IMHO) divinely inspired, it was still dictated by Moses, the Judges, the apostles, & other mortals--& mortals, unlike God, make booboos. You can call them errors in translation... ;-)
I'm pretty sure the poster above you was being sarcastic.
so after all this time... Minas turning into a T-rex and Hercules turning into King Kong in space gets the biggest WHAT?!?!?!. all be it funny but there are weirder and stranger WHAT?!?!?! moments he's done and yet to see... and like this moment, it's probably something made in the 80's.
Heh, when I first saw the fake moon twisting around I had the urge to start singing 'In the not too distant future, next Sunday maybe...."
That electric beast is ripped straight from Forbidden Planet!
Also this youtube.com/watch?v=0Izi9qOga9Y
Well fuck you too, Mothra fairies.
The dvd mentioned is in the movie section of my local library. People are always checking it out for some reason...
So... this is probably just me, but I totally started singing "Rock Lobster" as "Rock Anus" after watching this...
Well damn. 3 minutes into this, and I'm already hungry.I could go for a moldy cheese ball that looks like an 80s CGI rendition of Uranus.
You should have put in Jillian's voice in the back saying "Come back to bed, Film Brain."
Okay, am I the only one suddenly reminded of Duke Nukem 3D?
"Aww, come back to bed, Film Brain! I'm ready for some action, nowww!"
God I hope you see this comment Brad..
Your reaction to the space battle scene was just EPIC. I cried from laughing so hard.. your complete disbelief coupled with what appeared to be unbridled rage was just amazing. Seriously, the BEST reaction I have EVER seen. I Wanna make a Youtube video so i can link to it whenever i need to make a reaction like that...
Though I gotta ask, was that actually YOU saying 'what', or was that a dubbed in voice?
Nice review, but I have to admit that Film Brain cameo was forced.
Nice Look Who's Talking Reference... I see what you did there.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.