Cool. I figured you'd get to this one eventually, Brad. Happy Holidays!
It isn't Christmas until Fat Grandma scares the life out of you for a sponge bath. I can't wait to see your Harrison Ford impersonation next week. Will you destroy a $5000 Millennium Falcon lego set so you don't have to autograph it?
But... he did autograph it...
I feel like I need an adult while watchig this.
I LEGIT did not see that fucking twist at the end coming. Holy fuck.
Anyway, happy holidays.
Thanks for answering our Christmas wishes from last year, Brad.
0:41- "Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I LIKE BOXES!"
6:31- No one would ever make an animated series based on a Reb Brown movie, EVER.
Who in their right mind would name a toy store "Pedo's"? Toys"R"Us: okay. KB Toys: okay. Pedo's: jail time.
7:57- Oh, the name of the store is actually "Petto's"? OUR FUCKIN' MISTAKE!
11:57- Well, fuck my donkey.
At least Fat Grandma isn't making any racist or political comments like one of MY grandmothers.
17:46- And now I'm scared as shit about thinking of buying myself a hoverboard for Christmas.
I'm guessing you'll do a Brad Tries... of Michael Jackson's Mystery drink sometime in the future.
20:04- ...So, Toy Story 3?
I actually kinda like the life size robotic Ken doll look of Pino, minus the humping.
BTW, I looked it up, and Winter's Tale is NOT a Christmas movie. It was released on Valentine's Day 2014.
And Die Hard came out in July. Who gives a shit?
Winter's Tale doesn't take place on Christmas. That's why I give a shit.
So giving the release date was pointless, then - should have just gone with your second comment.
Michael Jackson's mystery drink.
I actually think this is the best after the first one.
i have been waiting 4 years when i became a fan of your's Brad to Snob this film. it's the 1st one in the series i ever saw and it's a meh film. it's bad but it's i think far far far better to be fair than parts 3 & 4, i hate to say it. Mickey Rooney is my favorite actor of all time, but even i have to admit that for a guy who was so against the 1st film he was ok to do the 5th film? makes no sense to me either.
they can't have paid him that much money for a film like this i mean come on. though i could have done without fat Grandma i'm sorry i just don't find her funny at all. now Linkera sorry if i spelled his name wrong, him i find funny i just don't think fat grandma is funny that's all. anyways thanks for doing this film this year and are you planning on doing the reboot next year? also happy belated B-day man.
Gad, now I'm imagining Linkara naked and without a penis.
I'm disappointed there was a scene that took place with a garbage can, and it didn't have Eric Freeman saying "Garbage Day!" That is still the highlight of the SN,DN movies.
And one year is too long a time to be without Fat Grandma.
Well, it took what, 3 years or so? But we FINALLY got Fat Grandma naked!
Merry Christmas, Motherfuckers! Mmm-MMMMM! ....look, this is how I get my mind off the creepy Ken Doll and "Petto" shit, just let me have this, dammit.
Ah, time to watch Mickey Rooney eat crow. Yeah, I just listened the Radiodrome about this series.
...My God. O_O
Eh still better than part 4. Still stupid though. Anyways great episode Brad. I wonder what you'll do next year since you're apparently not doing the Malcolm Mcdowell Silent Night. Black Christmas maybe? That last fat grandma bit is going to give me nightmares for a while.
I swear to God when Fat Grandma disrobed I thought she was going to say "Now start sucking".
I've watched way too many of these videos.
I thought you should know, that Cartoon on the TV was the "Rambo" Series, they actually made an animated series based the movies. They even had Rambo candy shaped like Grenade Shrapnel ! Ahh the 80s A good review thanks for posting it.
Yeah, I think he knows that, considering he joked about it being based on "Strike Commando". Also, I think I remember an episode of Radiodrome, where they mention it.
Fucken hell, now I'LL never not be able to think of PAEDOPHELIA while reading one of my most beloved children's classics. Actually had to pause the video because of how much I was laughing at that.
Ah Brad, your ability to be both hilarious and morally-jarring at the same time really is exceptional.
Linkara, you can't deny the family resemblance between you and Fat Grandma.
I never get tired of Fat Grandma. (Possible a quarter-century of involvement in panto has slightly jaded me or something...)
As for the movie... Oh deary me. I don't envy Cinema Scrooge at times.
>End of 2015
>Silent Night Deadly Night
It's a true shame that there was never a team-up with Mickey Rooney's Joe Petto and Grandpa Borgnine from "Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders".
It's GARBAGE DAY!
--That is the single best moment in any movie.
Great video! Boy this series really went to some um, interesting places! haha.
For me the first two will always be the best.
At last, the Silent Night, Deadly Night curse is over for Snob!
I recall renting this one more than the others, as a fan of Chucky & other select killer toy flicks. As bad as it is it does have some creepy elements, just doesn't quite click the right way.
Oh well, Merry X-Mas everybody, & remember ~ if its not a JOLLY DREAM its not worth having!
Now if Spoony would post more videos up on his site maybe he wouldn't be behind on his rent!
I can't help but wonder if the "worm-thing-down-the-throat" death was done by the same company as "Howling II: Stirba Werewolf Bitch?"
Also I keep wanting to attribute the name "Cinnamon Snob" to something. Has Brad tried anything cinnamon-related on "Brad Tries" or "Flaming Brian's Kitchen?"
Like Silent Night, Deadly Night 4 I have to give praise to the visual effects, in particular how they pulled off Pino at the end, and the death scene with the toy soldiers and the teen couple. They look impressive for a direct to video film from the early 90's.
As for the movie itself, well like Part 4 it's a mediocre movie. Though I would say that it's so batshit insane with its twists that it more than makes up for the dullness of Parts 3 & 4 combined. It is weird that Mickey Rooney was in it though. Either he had some high end bills to pay or he didn't mind this one because they dropped the "Killer Santa" gimmick it still feels weird how he was strongly against the 1984 film, yet he said yes to this film. Also unlike Parts 3 & 4 the ending of this movie at least lead to an interesting twist. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying it's a good movie, but it has enough to make it at least passible.
What if the Cinema Snob had a brother, the Cinema Slob? Like if you ever did a multi demensional or alternate reality movie snob episode. He could have a cousin. The Cynical Snob. Or maybe an uncle who is a teacher. The Syllabus Snob. Idk lol.
I was soooo hoping for you to do silent night deadly night 5! That and 2 are my favorite of the series. Not a bad review, pretty funny, plus you gotta love fat grandma. But you don't really give an opinion about the movie.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.