*cue inspirational music*
Okay, before I even click on the video, I'm going to guess it's a movie with James Doohan playing Santa Claus, or a mall Santa.
Oh so that's the origin of psycho David A.R. White! Better go lock up my doors now!
BTW, the midrolls seems to work on my laptop! Hope you'll have the embed videos on this site pretty soon!
Someday i will get that filthy animal, man
So, David A.R. White is the Christian equlvalent of Sgt. Pepper's musical instruments? No wonder the town's are so similar.
1:32 - He's not only "youth-ified" the quote, but misspelled Romans.
Ah, he's one of 'those' Christians...
And it's not even like Colossians or Habakkuk, something that's hard to spell, pretty much unknown outside the Bible, and even obscure within the Bible. It's freaking ROMANS.
Hey, Scotty! ...Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle!
Oh, shit--the Snob's on a roll with these Christian films.
You know you have to review something special in time of Easter.
Hey Snobby,.....Nookie, man!!!!
Should have ended like:
"...jail. HE'S BACK! THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK!"
Um, I believe it's pronounced "may-may," thank you very much.
Hey Scotty... do you like BUBBLES?!!!
Scotty: Fucking BUBBLES! Lets play with my Bubble Thing
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, MAN
Bradley, I quite enjoyed your review of David "AR-15" White's film.
I also agree with the end part. It's wrong to value women based on whether they are "used up" or not.
Women can choose to do whatever they want and we shouldn't judge them for it. If my girlfriend wants to have babies from lots of different men, then I should just sit back and let it happen.
Dumping her for a "less slutty" woman would be misogyny. I would never do something like that.
I get the sarcasm, But I think you're missing the point.
This film is not about relationships. It's about self righteous tub thumping and how the world falls apart because a pompous high school kid stops believing. He doesn't dump the girl because of what she does he dumps her because he has to make a show of evangelical Christian morality. But unlike the peculiar morality of Old Fashioned it has nothing to do with becoming a carpenter so you can build a more ostentatiously hidden designed metaphorical closet. .
So dating someone who isn't a virgin is the same thing as dating someone who fucks your best friend then runs off to start a baby farm?
Virgin women are better because each one could potentially have an immaculate conception and give birth to the next messiah.
That's what happened with my last three girlfriends.
Virgins are better, because they bleed from their vaginas after you fuck them.
The big advantage of marrying a virgin is that you can tell them it's supposed be that disappointing. Also Christian ladies are really good at baking cakes
This reminds me of those Christian films you see in the Religion cable channel.
Hey Scotty, Do you like bubbles?
Oh no, not yet another religious movie. I am bored. I stopped half way through the episode. I never ever did that before and I watched every single snob review so far. I feel sad :(
Ok, why do you keep watching these then, if all you do is groan and come to the comments to immediately bitch afterwards?
Because I like to read stupid comments like yours from people who don't get that finding something not good (-> critisizing) does not equal "bitching". I am fan of Brads stuff so I keep watching it.
Finding something "not good" isn't bitching. Coming on here every single time there's a religious episode to complain that it's a religious episode and then talking about how you don't like the religious episodes....that's bitching.
i actually own this on vhs, bells of innocence also. there is one called Waterproof w\ BURT REYNOLDS, and one called judgement w\ corben bernson and MR.T
So even before producing the cinematic AIDS that are God's Not Dead and Faith of our Fathers, David White was always a religious scumbag forcing his believes down kids throats like a dick. And to think that God's Not Dead 2 is going to be a thing sickens me to no end. #ChristiansAreRuiningHollywood. #BoycottGodsNotDead2.
Sorry, but I think you are wrong to criticize David. Without his cinematic vision, we wouldn't have Brad to deconstruct them. We should encourage more theological films to be made in Hollywood...
Hey, Scotty? Beam me up.
(Also the influx of 90's reminded me that I haven't watched "Clerks" in awhile.)
I don't know, I kinda like the teacher who is giving no fucks and doesn't care if you know it.
WHOA! Divine retroactive abortion on the sister? Call in Linkara, this shit just went One More Day.
Slut-shaming. FUCK YOU, MOVIE.
If a high school movie called "The Pretender" doesn't feature music from Jackson Browne, I'm calling shenanigans.
"Hey Scotty, I want your marriage, man!"
The "our beliefs naturally make us better than others" overtones, the black and white morality, the normal teenage things being demonized as sin, the slut-shaming and "date for marriage" mindset . . . This movie would be a perfect fit with that Christian-based fundie cult I grew up in. It wouldn't surprise me if this was shown in a ward somewhere.
I keep expect The Hobgoblins to show up in this movie.
I would really really really like to punch this angel guy in the face. It's one of those faces.
The fact you took this vid off of YouTube is a shame.
Great review! I'm sorry about all these copyright issues. Thank you for still producing great content.
Central messages of Second Glance
1. Only Christians are of any worth.
2. If you are a Christian, the world really does revolve around you.
3. God only gives a crap about some prayers...
No, really, Dan's father is a Christian and, unless there's some backstory that's not explained, he was a Christian before Dan was alive. Also unless there's some backstory that's not explained, Dan's mother is also a Christian and was so before Dan was alive.
But, their prayers to save their marriage meant nothing without Dan's prayers.
I'm gonna call it right now. The "Hey Snobby..." clip makes it on the Top 10 Snob Moments of 2016.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.