Was that from an expansion pack of Undead Nightmare?
At least this video is a proper sequel compared to the movie!
Oh my God it's the Geekquel.
And for some of the cast members ....def. a Squeakquel!
Huh, who knew bigfoot was a grower.
You have not had one NON-suicide inducing commercial, im done.
It's not his doing, it's Blip's. Just wait for it to be posted on their youtube page at League of Super Critics if you can't stand (or mute) the ads.
"Come on, Todd!!!" <_< I yell over the mutilated screams of pain and protest. The bodies drool red across the pavement, red like Verizon.
Lovely ....and glad I'm not the only one yelling at fucking Todd :)
now i know why this looked familiar.
It was shown in an episode of HBOs pornucopia!
That's when you jumped the shark? I thought you jumped the shark when you stopped sitting on the floor!
Jeez, now I'm just depressed! See, this is what I get for no longer buying consoles for games: the ONE 360/PS3 era game I couldn't play because Rockstar never ported it to PC, and now I had to be introduced to that heartbreaking moment...through a goddamn bigfoot porno spoof.
Such a tragically awkward feeling.
Man I am loving Sasquatch week so far. This episode was even funnier than the yesterdays.
When snob said "You knew going into the woods that you wanted to fuck this thing" did anyone else have haunting flashbacks to Demo Reel: E.T. The Porno?
...And this week on Sasquatch who look like Brian Lewis..
No, you jumped the shark when you started putting in Phelous cameos.
Ahem. First Phelous cameo was the Caligula review, son.
Brad, for the love of all that is holy please tell me harry and the hendersons is one of the reviews. It's ok if not, but i'm 27 and i grew up loving that movie but i admit it wasn't....good.
Maybe he'll review one or more episodes of the tv show.
Phelan's voice sounds more normal than usual.
Why do the older videos never load, either on here the the twitch website? I'd like to watch the review for the first Geek but I can't. Is it a mobile thing? I'm using an iPad.
But if the ending had a sketch, a guy in a costume, someone getting shot, meta humor, and Phelous, then wasn't this just Phelous (and the films, or whatever)
Doesn't matter, very funny to see the Snob to review straight up modern porn. Next april fool's you jump the shark by watching shark fucking. I'm sure it's out there, I mean, if there's a "The Geek" sequel then who knows what's waiting to be discovered.
Megashark Fucks Sasquatch?
Alternate title: The Geek 3D
Do not look up "Shark ****s Whale"
Or do, I don't really care...
Wait, I thought you jumped the shark when Jake and the girls chased you around the park in your review of I Spit on Your Grave?
Nice that one Big Foot movie ended quicker than Curse of Big Foot.
Why do they keep calling him Kraig, I thought his name was Brad?
Also if Kraig/Brad feels guilty about this game, he should play Spec Ops some time
Craig is the name of the cinema snob character.
Oh, well I'm an idiot.
Loving Sasquatch Week so far. Bring the pain, and the Cinema Snob Movie cameos!
I've never seen harry and the hendersons so it would be interesting to see if via The Cinema Snob review
I really need to play red dead.
haha, I didn't expect Undead Nightmare to cameo.
I knew he had to do a Geek film.
She just got sasquatched. o/////o'
Thank god there was a sequel to The Geek.
Oh shit, I actually own that movie.
Scientist? LAL women can't be scientists.
The only vocation women can actually excel at is 'sex hole' as Brad continually proves.
Science! Hah! Only men do science.
This sexist comment coming from someone who calls himself "Pap Phelps". I am not sure if this is terrible satire or terrible trolling. Either way, it is sad.
Don't take the b8
Can either of you queers name one female scientist who ever did anything of note?
And don't say Rosalind Franklin because she's just been retroactively given credit for doing the work actually done by men by feminazi historians. Women are too busy being neurotic and worrying about bullshit no one cares about to do real science.
Marie Curie immediately comes to mind. Mary Cartwright and Jane Goodall as well.
But if you're that much in denial of woman proving their worth in the field of science, then here, have an entire Wikipedia entry full of women: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Women_scientists
>being this easy to troll
This weird bigfoot porn is making it hard to masturbate to your voice.
I hope samsquanch week never ends
The director of the Perverted Stories series is Jim Powers, who also directed the last E.T. Porno Brad reviewed. He's kind of known for making bizarre and uncomfortable storylines that make the sex a lot more awkward then it is kinky
Its called perverted stories 35 because in the segment Lloyd brings 35 women to orgasm.
Brad, this was amazing as always. You ARE my god. _O_
I shat myself at the intro when bigfoot pops his head down from the roof of the car.
You should have played Sam & Max Hit The Road. The Sasquatch friendly game.
These porn flicks aren't that shocking when you get right down to it. Considering the fact that so many women have are attracted to jaun martinez, wanting to fuck ape-like humanoids and slimy extraterrestrials seems reasonable by comparison.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.