Get back to the agency, idiot!
I watched the trailer for this. I kind of want to see the movie.
4:37 So apparently Slaver Brian is (ironically) playing a Latin American in the next Lloyd.
I'd watch that 'Kevin Spacey as a feline' movie IF he plays it as Spacey's cat from 'Horrible Bosses' :)
If only Paul were here, he could remind Benji his name is really Al.
Isn't this the movie that Chevy Chase has never seen?
"So what did you get, Peg? The Predator? The Terminator? Oh Heavenly Dog."
Well now you have to review Karate Dog. And then if you review Karate Dog, you need to review Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things.
Woohoo, yessss! :D I was really hoping Snob would review this!
I'm proud to own this movie on DVD.
Now it's only a matter of time before he does "Under the Rainbow"...
Speaking of Tequila and Bonetti... It would be awesome if they did a reboot movie of that. Bonetti investigates a Columbine-like school shooting where one of the victims looks just like the girl he killed, and meanwhile Tequila has a severe case of burrito gas.
It's bound to be better than the Pure Flix Columbine movie, and it'll be a lot less tasteless.
A question I thought up during this interview is "why didn't Browning-in-the-dog's-body at least try communicating by nodding yes and shaking his head no?
"That was a pretty shitty thing to say, wasn't it?"
"Wait! You understand what I'm saying?"
"You're not just winding me up?"
Dog shakes his head.
And so on.
"Review"! I meant to say "review"!
Uh. I, uh, meant to do that.
Relax, maybe it WAS an interview, if you gave straight answers to all of Brad's rhetorical questions?!
I was wondering why the lightsaber part wasn't the stinger, because how could it not be, but you know what? You made the right decision with the stinger you went with. :)
Heh. One of the YouTube suggested videos actually is a best of Blondie album.
Oh, Deb, my punk angel. Sing to me in French...
Well, i guess every movie movie franchises need a darker and edgier one.
If only it had been Benji investigating a snuff film racket...
Coming up next, Chevy Chase is killed by international terrorists so he possesses the body of Jason Vorhees that is ironically being sold in an auction house in London, so he goes and tracks down his killers with slapstick and machete. Add weird romantic interest when they share a taxi that is being washed by Bruce Willis (supposedly) and a tug at the heart child star that is running away from his or her parents because of some goofy reason, and BOOM! Box office gold
Zack Snyder's Benji v the Littlest Hobo
Benji broods about the threat of the littlest hobo, bites people to death in multiple dream sequences, Meanwhile the Littlest Hobo develops a Christ complex and mopes from one random scene to the next. Then after two plus hours they fight in badly edited close up, in the dark, in the rain before Benji hears LH whimper and they join forces to defeat some sort of Were Wolf. Why, who knows? And then Lassie turns up and saves the day.
Don't forget Beethoven, the St. Bernard criminal mastermind portrayed as a schizophrenic chihuahua in a wig.
PureFlix Benji: Dog's Not Dead
Jesus 4 Paws. Judas will be played by a poodle.
Fido: 120 Days of Benji
How can you tell when Chevy Chase emoted or gave a shit? . He's great and everything, but he's exactly the same in every movie.
He was slightly different in Dirty Work, just slightly.
Just to cement the bestiality theme, according to the movie poster, Benji was a Playgirl centerfold.
My name is Alex, I am from United States. I never believed in love spells or magic until I was introduced to this spell caster when I went to Africa in June last two years on a business Assignment I met a man called Dr Thambo the great magic spell caster who helped my wife with the fruit of the womb, I have been married for 8 years without a child but now am a father of twins, his powerful magic could help you cast spells to bring back your lover or looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job. In case anyone need the spell caster for some help you can email him on thambospiritualtemple@gmail .com
Shut the fuck up and stop commenting you annoy me.
Whoa guys we have a hater here. I tell you what, Anon. If you hate spellcasting so much, then I want you to write on a piece of paper, "Magic is DEAD".
Fight, fight, fight! Fight, fight, fight!
So is Nine Lives supposed to be an homage to this movie?
As for Heavenly Dog, I'm assuming Chevy was puffing the magic dragon during production. How else would he do this and Caddyshack 2?
IIRC it was coke during Oh Heavenly Dog and pain meds for Caddyshack 2.
So confused about that ending. When Jane Seymour was killed, why didnt she come back as a dog so she and Benji could be together? Of all the things a cat?
My name is Inquisitor, I am from the Imperium of Man. I never believed in Heresy or magic until I was introduced to this spell caster when I went to the warp in June last two years on a purging Assignment I met a man called Dr Thambo…
*INFORMATION REDACTED TO PRESERVE PURITY*
The Emperor preserves.
Not many people know this, but this movie is based on a true story!
What, no comment on "Better stick with BJ"????? I would have liked to know your thoughts on a cat giving head to a dog... Sharp teeth and all that...
Worse than that, the <i>tongue</i>...
My understanding is that he really doesn't care that much for his work. Particularly these days. He might have once but that ship sailed some time ago.
My name is Ophelia. I thought the love of my life was gone forever until I contacted Dr Wildebeest, a very powerful love spell caster from the fabled Gateway to the South: Balham. Although my true beloved claims to have moved on several times with a pole dancer called Misty Ryder, Dr Wildebeest is casting daily spells which I'm certain one day will bring my loved one back.
But Dr Wildebeest is not only a very powerful spell caster he was once the lead player in the woodwind section of the Vienna Philharmonic and has promised to teach my the best breathing techniques to master the pink oboe,
A pink oboe? Seriously? Since when do white dicks have double reeds? Did someone activate a spambot or something on here?
Why is the Vicar from Dad's Army in this?
Until recently I was plagued by an ex girlfriend who was waging a magical war for the return of my affections through the use powerful love spells. At the end of my rope, I contacted Dr Wildebeest, a very powerful spell caster. For the last few months Dr Wildebeest has been fighting a metaphysical, psychic and spiritually intense counter offensive to ward off these unwanted love spells. It has worked and I feel free of the sorcery employed by my still ex girlfriend.
However Dr Wildebeest is not only a very powerful spell caster, he is also a financial wizard and has taken control of my finances for no extra cost.
Tequila and benjeti.
If I didn't give a shit as much as Chevy Chase does at my job, I'd be fired faster than you can say "I like you, Betty." How does he still get work?
They should have called this "Fetch Lives"
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.