psh, what's with all the hate on dog fucking?
I just can't wait till I live in the age where that's legalized...
I don't get it, so it's wrong to bash Gay sex, but it's ok to bash dog fucking? What's the fucking difference? Our bodies weren't built to do either. People say "There's no way to tell if the dog gives consent..." So what? It's a dog, that's like saying if I were to go screw a tree, that I'd be committing rape: it's a fucking tree, it doesn't hurt anyone if I fuck it.
Of course, I myself do not plan on partaking in such "horrible" actions any time in my life, but I believe we should allow others to do so. Also, we should be allowed to tattoo our pets, I always wanted to see a guy who owns a dog with a pot leaf tattooed on it's side.
Honestly as a film, this doesn't look half bad. it seems to be going towards monty python humor, more than it is going towards making a successful porn.
Hey, you can bash this film all you want, but the fact is that as a film, it's pretty well made.
Uh.. The big difference is that one is sex between two beings of the same species, where as the other is sex between two creatures of entirely different species.
Whether two humans have the same or opposite gender/sex is absolutely trivial.
And if you can't conceive any other kind of sex between to people other than straight-up missionary position, than you have no imagination; and further more, you likely have never had sex or even masturbated in your whole life.
So, I can only conclude that you, my dear boy, were born without genitalia.
I didn't say I can't conceive in any other kind of sex, I just stated that I have no problem with the concept of sex between two beings of different species, after all, who's it gonna hurt?
I'm not saying that I would do any such thing, I'm just saying that there's no reason why other people should (key word, "should") have a problem with it.
You're acting like I can't see the difference between man and dog and I can. You say that I haven't experienced masturbation, I have. You say I was born without genitalia, dees nuts say you're wrong.
All I'm saying is that I don't have a problem with it. If you have a problem with me not having a problem with it. Then ok. That's great. Have a good day. You win a cookie.
If you seriously can't see the difference between two consenting adults having sex and someone having sex with their pet who doesn't have the mental capacity to consent, you need serious help. And if you can't see how raping an animal could hurt it, you should never be allowed within fifty feet of a dog.
The difference is that sex between two men is consensual (generally), whereas sex between a man and an animal cannot be consensual by definition because, like a child, animals are not capable of consent in the same way that adult humans are, they're just not as aware, intelligent or able to communicate (not to mention the potential damage caused by physiological differences ).
If somebody is illegally committing beastility near you, please report it! Unlike homosexuality, there's a damn good reason why beastility is abhorred.
There`s a big difference dick head!
okay. okay. It's whatever. You know what, it's been fricking almost half a year and I've changed my mind. Okay?
The difference is that just because one unoriginal form of sex is considered justified, doesn't mean another isn't.
Also, there just isn't a reason why someone should want to have sex with a different species. I know there are a few countries (such as Bangladesh) which have in the past promoted bestiality in order to express one's hatred towards women (no joke, that was the reason), but we all know that's no excuse for fucking a goat, and also, it's wrong to just hate on women; so yeah, double wrong.
Hey, I was just speaking out of the mindset that "Hey! We should legalize stuff to make people more happy! Some people dig that kind of thing, so let them have it." But now I understand that, reasoning wise, there's a lot of problems with fucking a dog. Not because the dog isn't giving consent, but because there just isn't a good reason for doing so.
Hey, and just so we're clear, I'm not homophobic, hell, I myself have been attracted to guys here and there. Not trying to hate on gay people.
I was just under that Secularist mindset of "Morals? Fuck em. Let's legalize crystal meth, and let's stop bashing tobacco and start advertising it again, after all, who doesn't love smoking? Also suicide should be legalized so we can lower the population of the world."
And now I realize that shit's kind of stupid.
So yeah. I apologize. Don't fuck animals.
I hate puppets, they`re eerie. Much eerier than both dolls and dummies!
I can't believe it took me several viewings to get the joke about the "head nurse." (Because she's a nurse that gives head, you see!)
6:11- It Brad were making a call to Blip today, the only thing he'll get is a big bowl of NOTHING.
Funny, there is a punk/oi band from England called The 4Skins.
I can't wait for all the references to this movie in the Zootopia midnight screening, considering that movie has a similar joke with a "Mr. Big", right down to the "they think it's the big imposing figure but it isn't" trope. (That was in the trailer, btw.)
8:31 - My favorite Snobby moment!
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.