Well, at least they put a lot of thought into the title of this one.
I prefer Lost on Adventure Island, myself. Sound like something they would have watched on MST3K.
Ding Dong The King Is Dead
Surprised somebody put a lot of effort into those stop motion effects in a porno.
Misleading title. When a movie is called King Dong, I want to see giant ape cock. Welp back to the diamond mine,
I was expecting someone in a cheap Bigfoot suit going around having sex just like in The Geek
Just looking at the title, I want to do Brian's "OH NOOOOO!!!!!" from the midnight screenings of Temptation.
Best Opening to A Midnight Screenings:
"God Fucking Dammit!"
"Woah Dave, save some of that for the camera"
"YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
A little better than The Geek due to the SFX ambition, but not as erotic as Italian Batman. With the promise of a Power Rangers porno spoof will we have something more freaky than Strokemon?
I miss the theme-weeks like Bigfoot and ET...is there any chance of doing more of those?? King Kong will be a great subject!! Anybody has something in mind??
Brad just did a theme month with Fulci that was the 1st he had done in awhile i think.
Snob, I got the perfect review for the Power Rangers reboot that´s coming in a few weeks:
Ugh. Too much like Brazilian Ninja Turtles
I think you mean Argentinian Ninja Turtles :)
But they don´t have an awesome theme song!! KONCHADUNGA!!
I don't understand what people mean when they saw something is a porno name and nor does my wife, Misty.
I wonder if this'll be as bad as all those King Kong rip-offs Tenold reviewed.
More ambitious than I'd expect, with the stop-motion and some of the sets. Too bad the cinematography was so bad you couldn't see anything. Also, was this a porn spoof where the lead actress never had sex?
Screw the Power Rangers! We want "God's Not Dead 2!"
Ok, now that I've given myself a few weeks to get over my visceral aversion to change, I can honestly say this:
I like the new opening theme, but the guitar in the intro feels inappropriately raw and heavy without a voice to balance it out.
(And I say this despite being a heavy metal fan... though, admittedly, I do tend to lean much more toward the melodic end than the rhythmic end of Wikipedia's Metal_chart_v3.png)
...oh, and, if you omitted the stinger because of what I said, don't bother.
It makes the video less enjoyable for people who do sit through the ad and designing automation (ad-stripping, batch downloading, etc.) robust enough to puts up with more than real human viewers is a hobby of mine.
A power rangers porn spoof?
Did Linkara lend you one of the spoofs he received in his PO unboxings?
#actuallee The song is Uranus from Holst's The Planets. That's all I got for this one, sorry :\
I don't know how I feel about a PR porno. I feel like the only reason it exists is because horny kids wanted to fuck Amy Jo, and that's rather creepy.
Brad, you have to review Batman fights Drácula one of these days.
Your article really kept my eyes wide open to continue reading it.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.