I was hoping for more Wings Hauser myself. He'd be assaulting his lady over mushy bagels while teaching the audience the best Southern bars to visit while attacking mutants and killer tires.
Now I really miss the presence of Will Smith to liven things up! I'm gonna go watch Men in Black!
With The Legend of Tarzan coming out this Friday, I bet there's a choice for which bad Tarzan movie is going to get Snobbed. If it was up to the Patreon subscribers, the three choices would be 1981's Tarzan the Ape Man with Bo Derek and Miles "Ator from Cave Dwellers" O'Keefe, 1984's Greystoke with Christopher Lambert, or the 2013 CG-animated borefest with Kellan Lutz. I would've obviously voted for the Bo Derek one, but I guarantee the same people who voted for this film wanted you to look at the 2013 one since Lutz is going from Tarzan to Hercules to He-Man!
What about the dirty French animated spoof "Tarzoon. Shame of the Jungle"?
Throw that into the pile too.
Seems to be the only Tarzan prono that exists since I try Googling 'Tarzan Porno' which came up only next to nothing! However, I'll put it in a pile along with Tarzan and the Lost City with Casper Van Dien and Disney's DTV Tarzan II though I may be stretching it!
If anyone is looking for a foreign comedy version of "The Purge" I can recommend "Hvordan vi slipper af med de andre" (How to get rid of The Other Half) from 2007.
And don't worry! Since it was based on an 80's novel it won't be tacky at all.
Don't blame me, I voted for Daysaster.
Disappointed with the results of the vote.
Skip the boring romance. Blow shit up or fuck already!
To make you feel better, here's a scene from Earth vs. The Flying Saucers. Think "Independence Day" if it was made in the 1950s...
The aliens even have impenetrable shields that a scientist finds a way to bypass...
lol I own Earth vs. The Flying Saucers. Not that bad for its time.
Haaa! I'm so pleased, I thought this would place third but was really hoping it would win the Patreon poll.
First, the Brexit, and now this. Man, the public should never be allowed to decide anything important.
Thank god for the electoral college, amiright? Why let the people decide who's going to ruin their lives when more educated people can!
Does this movie have the same stupid speech?
8:50- "Now THAT'S good work. The skulls, the bodies. You give it all such a glow. I don't know if it's art, but I like it."
18:15- *Dr. Loomis voiceover* "It's time, Michael. . ."
Don't feel bad Lloyd, I too loved the Aristocats growing up & was unaware of any racial mockery =)
And I was hopping the winner would be Independence Day-Saster, because just from the title, it deserves to be bashed in the head more than Independence Day: Resurgence, and I really enjoyed Resurgence, as did the rest of the audience at the advance screening in my home town.
1:57- And this is already more boring than the opening overture to Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
3:09- Pff, I wish this movie WAS Death Proof.
I was also comparing Jack to Clay Walsh from Old Fashioned since the drag race scene.
8:51- Holy shit, I was also thinking about that scene from Batman! ...We have seen too many fuckin' movies.
Disney's The Aristicats is a racist movie? Suddenly, my life has changed forever.
13:58- Yeah, I agree. This is nothing like "the largest aerial battle in the history of man kind", or the world declaring in one voice "We will not go quietly into the night!"
16:32- Thank God my mom wasn't like this when she was pregnant with me, and I was born in '86.
18:20- Holy crap, she went all "In the words of my generation, UP YOURS!" on her abusive husband. ...Yeah, I'm still quoting ID4. So what?
This movie isn't as depressing as Endless Love, but it's up there.
Independence Day 1983, I was expecting a slasher film.
Patreon Subscribers, what is WRONG with you?!
"I've never seen someone combine their love of the fourth of july with their diaper fetish!"
I think we've all guessed why you left Radiodrome, Brad, you don't have to pretend. He can't hurt you anymore...
Was that the first #Brexit
This is honestly the most depressing thing Ive seen you review since Rock, It‘s Your Decision. Sure, the Amazon movies have gore and death, but no one stands around in those films shrugging and wondering why the victims don't just leave while not offering to help at all.
Dammit Patreon subscribers. We broke fuckers rely on you to keep Brad employed and trust you with these polls, and you turn around and choose this over some wholesome porn.
Is Lloyd usually that enraptured with television? Or just with The Aristocats?
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I heard Brad say in one of his recent Midnights that this was a tough watch for him, but A) He set himself up for it by even making it an option --
On that note, did you buy this movie ahead of time, Brad? Or did you just research the title, find this movie, and only buy it once the Patreons chose it for you? Do you just collect obscure, not even enjoyable videos, simply because their on VHS?
-- And B) even though this might not have been the biggest, fattest, laziest underhand lob, I think Brad got a solid hit off of this. He couldn't rely on random clips of the movie itself for comedy, so he had to create it all himself. And...well...I think this was one of the funnier CS reviews he's done in awhile.
Maybe I just like to see him tear apart dated, melodramatic trash. Or, perhaps, maybe I DO like to see him suffer a little for his art. It may well have been a bad movie, but this was a particularly fun review. On my end, at least.
Oh, it was golden. You're right, it was a great review. But then you consider that the goal of the film wasn't to be comedic, and you die a little inside. We‘re lucky to have the CS to get us through this, but think of all the souls who saw this when it came out and wander this earth carrying that weight alone.
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