I've watched this video for the second time. It had taken me a long time to get the courage to watch it again. And, honestly, I think I could sit through the whole "movie."
And now, some of my favorite quotes from this......thing.
"I rememba you, boay! When you were knee-high ta yer momma's titties!"
"I like a good long fart in my face" (as someone put it on the original board "My newest Facebook status")
"How'd you like to fuck my ass fulla buttfudge/Could you spare a little buttfudge for me please?"
"Man, I gotta turd stuck in my ass, I betta pull it out!"
"What kind of a dick...do you like shoved up that dried-up, flea-bitten, roach-infested cunt of yours?"
"You pick yer ass, you pick yer nose, go wash yer hands!"
"I want sum cake!"
"Yer not gettin' any cake, yer too fuckin' fat now!"
"I'm readin' my (whatever) magazine, I have no time for this!"
"Well, I'll tell you one thing! I will NOT be Mister Mellow!"
"I will NOT be Mister Mellow!"
"I will NOT! *stomps around* NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!"
And of course.....
"Howdja like ta suck the worms from my crotch, fucking Mister Mellow?!"
Ha ha hee hee ho ho!
"Welcome to my little friend" was the best one in my opinion. xD
It's not even "Say welcome to my little friend" or something like that, that'd make too much sense.
It's hilarious how that stupid racist "actor" fucked up and nobody on the set noticed (and/or cared).
I only watched this a second time for the cat cameos, the rest was quite unbearable. Props to you for sitting through the whole movie.
I HAVE ENDURED!
Lloyd the cat made it all worthwhile. I actually smiled when he hopped into Brad's lap. So cute :3
Looks like fun to me! [:)
Even poor Lloyd is like "I don't NOT want to be here!"
That title card is so frickin' cool!
And that disclaimer in the beginning - it kind of scared me when even you were that grossed out by it, so I thought this review was going to be so inconceivably icky that I was almost expecting to uncontrollably projectile vomit halfway through.
In reality, it's a very enjoyable and funny review, you know when to cut away from the gross stuff, so it's definitely not as severe as watching the entire movie must have been to you.
.....................................No seriously, do I even have words for this? Thanks for the warning Brad, but unfortunately I usually watch Cinema Snob when I eat... and no warning was heeded. Goddamn it.
I made it through, and yes, it was quite disgusting in many parts.. but the black face REALLY cheered me up, and made it less grotesque, and more juvenile. thank you for the constant attempts to save me though! and your apology is accepted, but unneeded, as i am of course a glutton for punishment.
After the first time watching this, I remember feeling happy that I don't watch movies like this for a living. You have some big balls, Brad. Now, whenever I decide to rewatch it (like I'm doing now), I just play some Spider Solitaire whenever the gross stuff is shown.
I found this flick at Fry's Electronics last night for fifty cents. No joke. Apparently it had been returned to the store three or four times because people couldn't get through it.
After two attempts I finally watched this...with another tab open. I couldn't stomach the scenes. Seriously who the HELL was this shit made for!?
To be honest, the most disgusting part for me is the title card. Well that and maybe the woman shitting out her mouth at the end, but that's probably just because I have an aversion to feces.
To be honest, the rest of the movie isn't really that gross. The effects are too fake to be taken seriously and it just tries way too hard to be offensive that you almost have to laugh at it.
My favourite part has to be you calmly watching the scene where the woman spends almost a minute shitting into a bucket. Lloyd made that part even better.
I tried my best to make it through this, but even I had to flip to a different browser now and then. Blood guts and gore I can do. Shit and piss? Nope. That's just a whole shit ton of nope.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.