I've actually never have seen this one before. yes i've heard of it but i've never gotten around to actually watch it.
Soo Chucky´s son/daughter finally made it to Hollywood!!!
Adam Sandler's Jack And Jill could have been worse.
It really needed Rob Schneider watching buffaloes shouting "Pull the string".
BTW, what the fuck is Fulcuary??
Most likely a whole month dedicated to Lucio Fulci with more movies he wrote and directed including what I found most interesting in the likely event it's included the 1990 film Cat on the Brain which he wrote, directed, and starred in his only leading role.
That sounds awesome actually, I love italian horror movies and giallos
If it's true I hope Snob brings us The Beyond. To me, it's the best Fulci film.
"Pull the string! Pull the string!"
I actually like this one much more than Bride of the Monster and Plan 9 from Outer Space (that I hope you'll also look at this year), because at least for all its weird and random definitely kept me entertained. As for Bela Lugosi Meets a Brooklyn Gorilla, it might be a painful one to watch if you ever Snob it too.
"I'm here for alternative facts!"
The lack of self awareness is astounding, libby boy.
So easily triggered, this one.
But hey, who am I to talk? I get triggered when store clerks use words to communicate with me instead of making siren sounds. I mean I'm a firetruck, you transfobic cis sumbags! I don't conform to your oppressive patriarchal ideas of identity! Honk honk! >:(
I'm strangely okay with this guy pretending to be me.
...Although I would have spelled "phobic" right.
Duh!!! Dwacula man scawy! ;-;
What's with these fuckin' trannies? Don't they know what a dick means and what a vagina means? Read a biology book, you schizophrenic fucks.
SCHIZOPHRENIC TRANNY FUCKS! SCHIZOPHRENIC TRANNY FUCKS! SCHIZOPHRENIC TRANNY FUCKS! SCHIZOPHRENIC TRANNY FUCKS! SCHIZOPHRENIC TRANNY FUCKS!
That moment when you realise that the Islamic Republic of Iran under Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini was more progressive and pro Human Rights in some regards than Trump's drooling dipshit brigade...
But yes, read a biology book, everybody! Some current ones explain very well what the difference between biologically assigned gender and gender identity is and what remarkable differences the brains of, for example, trans women and cis men have. Or what the word "schizophrenic" actually means.
Is that like the new Frank Zappa song that his estate just released? I mean, it'd go great so well with the whole "ha ha Bobby Brown became gay because he's desperate" joke.
(I'm a Zappa fanboy so I can make fun of his shortcomings)
Enjoy my YouTube show and retard comments while they last people! Imma get found out soon and get sent back home to Guadalajara to hang for stealing Frito's corn chips!
Pull the string!
Fulciary sounds good but can we have an Argentober?
Dario Argento has a lot of great underrated films that need to be seen
The Stendhal Syndrome is so surreal yet beautiful and sure The Card Player is a bit standard but it still has that Giallo Magic that makes me love his works
I like to dress in skin tight black rubber. However, the world is not yet ready to accept me for who I am and I have to pretend its about fighting crime,.
At least you're finally projecting correctly, rich boy. But how do you explain dressing orphans like Christmas elves and sharing a bed with them?
You're just ignorant. It's not like that.
Not like what, Mr. Wayne? *trollface*
Actually we have to be near because I have a special emergency crime fighting pole and a room where I keep all my custom made equipment. There's nothing sexual going on. I just feel more comfortable in rubber. Abraham Lincoln often shared beds with his friends. You can look it up if you don't believe me, And my youthful ward likes to dress like that. People can be so judgemental.
I don't think I laughed so hard in days!
Loving this year's episodes!
This brings me back to high school when I saw this, Jail Bait, Bride of the Monster, and Plan 9 on a movie night. Good times
It took you less than 10 years to finally review an Ed Wood movie. Better late than never.
This movie is based on Trump's view of the entire LGBT community.
The poster looks like it was illustrated by one of the guys who did those crappy black & white parody comics from decades ago.
8:19- Dude, are you trying to pull off the psychiatrist from the end of Psycho? I'm asking, because it's not working well for you.
12:05: Why the hell has this movie turned into Black is Beautiful?
Thanks for the scene of you in a woman's dress, Brad. I really needed that.
21:00- And then they bang. HARD!
24:46- Linkara agrees with you, and so do I.
I'm happy to not have heard about Ed Wood until the age of the internet. Also, Is Jordan wearing Doug Walker's teenage Nostiagia Critic wig?
Reefer madness and now Glen or Glenda.
You aint running out of weird exploitation and porno spoofs to review are you Brad?
Is there going to be a "Manos: The Hands of Fate" review any time soon?
Well, the 400th episode is coming up this year, and since the Snob said he'll be reviewing some of the worst movies ever made this year, I'm thinking that may be the anniversary special, since it hits all the checkboxes for a Snob review, and no one else has reviewed it yet.
Maybe for the 400th episode, he'll go rogue and review "Citizen Kane".
To quote George Carlin: "Shit-eating grin...whoever thought of that was ill." I myself like to call them Axel Foley Kiss-My-Ass grins.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.