I knew it!
i was hoping it'd be this one to be honest.
The Patreon People didn't let me down!
Part of me was kind of hoping it would be the Larry Storch thing.
Man, I can see why Brian doesn't talk about his ancestors very much. Hope he's retired those torture devices at least.
wah wah wah wah wah wah
Any chance of you reviewing Hysterical? Maybe when the next big zombie movie comes out?
I didn't donate on Patreon, because I don't have an account, and I'm flat fuckin' broke, but I was hopping this movie would win instead of the porno spoof. Honestly, the main reason I wanted this film to be reviewed was because you would finally get to poke fun on a movie that was "Directed by Alan Smithee."
3:38- So far, I'm just hopping that this movie doesn't go into Black Rage territory.
I was also thinking of Saturday the 14th due to this movie's sense of humor. And according to the critics, we'll see better comedy in the new Ghostbusters.
I can never get over your sarcastic laughing.
10:19- Damnit, Trump. You also insult people when they're already dead.
I also feel like this is a TV movie based on the crappy ghost effects. Say what you will about the effects in Ghostbusters '16, but they are more convincing than this shit.
15:18- Suddenly, I wish this was Hard Knuckle, just so I can see this jackass chop off his own finger.
17:01- What's next? A ghost is going to unzip one of the guys' pants so it can give him a blowjob?
20:52- OH, GOD DAMMIT!!!! Fuckin' racist cops.
I never thought I see a boxing sequence worse than that of Ricky 1.
1) I'm in the same boat. I wanted this one to win but I can't even afford to pay rent.
2) Trump will insult people that don't even exist, so don't be so surprised.
3) Don't hold out for Ghostbuster '16. It was RUINED by VAGINAS. (Or so I was told months ago.) Real Ghostbusters fans only want the D.
3) So far, Ghostbusters '16 has an 78% on RottenTomatoes, and the so far 3.6 out of 10 on IMDB is mostly made by trolls and haters. Also, I actually liked the trailers.
If only those trolls and haters get their heads out of their asses and just see the damn movie. Hell I would try to convince James Rolfe to see the movie. He doesn't have to review it, but I would still try to drag him to my local theater and force him to sit next to me to watch it.
You would kidnap someone and force them to partake in one little blip of pop culture because how dare they not have the same interest as you? I think you need a hobby.
As one of these 'haters' I feel perfectly justified in my lack of desire to see the new Ghostbusters. The purpose of the trailer is to give a potential audience clips from a movie in the hope to convince people to see it. I saw nothing appealing from the trailer.
As I have done with every other remake, reboot, rebubble, rebobble, etc. I'll eventually see it to see what has gotten everyone's pantys in a twist. I just wont give any of my money to do so and will pirate it when either a cam comes out or wait for the dvd rip. It's what I've done for Total Recall, Robocop, etc.
In short, what straw man are you 'if you don't like you're misogynist' are you (Alex C. and LucasChad) fighting here?
My comment was just a jab at people who take issue with the female casting.
For the record, I don't want to see Ghostbusters. It looks awful.
I think I liked this movie better when it was Disney Channel's Mr. Boogedy and The Canterville Ghost (with Richard Kiley). Seriously, those even looked better than this.
Bonus points from a Steelers fan for the Mean Joe Greene reference.
I'm somewhat surprised the movie didn't go for a "Down goes Frazier!" joke, seeing as how they mangled every other low-hanging fruit.
Dumb fact: I was in a play with the guy who played Mr. Boogedy, back in the day (Tuesday).
Please tell me this wasn't written and directed by white people...
Wayne Brady handed Dave Chappelle some pcp laced drugs, then sat in a car together to write this "movie".
You're thinking of Half Baked...
Funny how for the second time the Patreon people had chosen a movie who isn't even related to the original movie, I mean, c'mon this movie doesn't have nothing in common with Ghostbusters!
Well, I'm gonna watch the porn anyway...
It does a little bit. It references Ghostbusters in its tagline, and even in the dialogue, plus the theme song is a rip off of the Ghostbusters theme.
The theme to Ghostbusters being ripped off is ironic, no?
I'm starting to think ghosts CAN do it
In Ghostbusters, the scene where Ray is visited by the sexy ghost was a thing that actually took place in the original script of the film. They changed it into a dream sequence in Ghostbusters' final script.
This was painful to watch, and I sat through all of Mr. Nanny.
Man, I've always wanted to wear one of those dresses.
I remember renting this movie (and liking it) when I was a little kid. What the fuck was I thinking?!
Fantastic review, Bradley. While it is more than likely one of the worst comedies ever filmed, it's still better than Seth MacFarlane's Ted film. That man has killed more jokes than the Holocaust.
Speaking of ghosts, I think a particularly spooky one shot some cops in Dallas. The next President should form a special task force called Spookbusters to deal with them.
I ain't afraid of no spooks.
You might enjoy "Spooks".
It a British sitcom/spy drama where Iran, London and CIA are the only three countries in the world.
Spoiler alert: it goes on for WAAAAYYYY too long.
As is with the Independence Day '83 review Brad, the Viewers Choice idea is a mistake. This movie has nothing to do with both your style of reviewing or the film it's based off of. Independence Day '83 at least had domestic abuse, which is perfect for your show, this is just a bad comedy. Your viewers are clearly too young to understand that bad comedy =\= funny episode, bad porno spoof = funny episode. Take my advice Mr. Jones, drop viewers choice and go back to your roots. You and your real fans got roots like a tree, not like a radish or dandilion roots like these wannabe fans "claim to be".
Oh well at least this movie is still funnier than the Social Justice Warrior Busters coming out this week.
Are...are you being serious?
It's hard to tell anymore; comment sections have become so rancid.
If you're looking for a porn parody to review, check this out... http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0275956/
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Meanwhile, across town at Bat Pussy's Secret Warehouse Hideout, Bat Pussy's alter ego Dora Dildo awaits for her "super senses" to alert her to nearby trouble - the film's sole bit of narration explains that she can sense crime "when her twat begins to twitch". Angrily sensing that someone is about to "shoot a fuck movie" in her "holy Gotham City" without her, she proceeds to change into her Bat Pussy outfit and slowly travel across the city on an inflatable space hopper, stopping only to urinate behind some bushes and thwart an attempted rape or mugging by beating the attacker with her space hopper.
Back at Buddy and Sam's, Buddy starts taking pictures of Sam's vagina to sell and "make a fortune" with when Bat Pussy breaks into their room and confronts them. They immediately engage in a threesome involving the use of a detached strap-on dildo until Bat Pussy suddenly puts on her costume and leaves, bringing the film to an abrupt end.
He already did that one, TWICE!
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