Yay, & it's not even Friday
Maybe it's Friday where Brad lives.
Alternate Titles: Jason takes a boat trip, Jason takes his goddamn time, Jason takes Vancouver.
Wait, but what's on Friday?
If they got an early screening for Bye Bye Man, that might get posted on Friday? Just guessing.
Yes! How soon until Final Friday and Jason X?
You never cease to make me laugh. I'm glad I stumbled across your Sleepaway Camp review and witnessed your humor all those years ago.
easiest joke"? should have used the "knock my block off" bit from Killer Klowns.
I'd love to be actually watching this video, unfortunately my internet is strangling itself right now and refuses to play anything properly. I'm going to assume Brad was funny regardless.
I'm partial to Friday the 13th Part 8: Jason Takes a Cruise, myself
Jason eats a delicious slice of New York pizza. I miss that pizza so much.
Yes! How soon until Final Friday and Jason in Space?
I can watch snob reviews all day
Learning to swim wasn't hard. Getting out of the garbage bag was the real challenge.
The muppets bit got me. Nice touch Brad.
First it was the Muppets that took Manhattan...now it's Jason.
Thank you. This was a fun watch!
8 was ok i liked the soundtrack some good kills to. kane hodder was a good Jason
A day earlier than I expected. Awesome.
they are in new York they should have just got the ninja turtles to stop Jason .
When Jason gonna take the Buttercream Gang?
"Dats da whakyis' ting I eva' hed'!
Last time I was this early, NHL goalies were still wearing Jason masks in goal.
Jason vs Punisher in NYC that could work.
Friday the 13th movies are reviewed any week when the 13th lands on a Friday.
Halloween movies are reviewed every October.
Where does that leave A Nightmare on Elm Street?
So, I'm guessing this October, we're getting the abysmal H2O, right?
Man, the reviews for that and Resurrection are going to be funny as hell.
However, I do expect the Snob episodes on the Rob Zombie remake and it's sequel are going to be rather fascinating (Especially since he'll have to take a look at both theatrical and director's cut versions for each film, though the differences aren't quite as drastic as the theatrical and Producer's Cut versions of Curse of Michael Myers...almost) .
If Brad keeps to tradition which I'm sure he will--yes.
I love the opening title cards, that would be a badass movie, The Snob v Jason
Make it a musical like Nudist Colony of the Dead with Bearian as Billy McRightous.
They should've put Jason up against a Sharknado. A far better quality idea than Sharknado 4.
At least it's better than the previous film, Friday the 13th Part 7.5: Jason Takes A Nap.
i wonder if jason will have a bizarre adventure that involves vampires mayans and ghosts
Could be worse. At least it wasn't Jason Does Manhattan.
I like the of this movie all the old school signs in Times Square were awesomesauce
its Friday 13 here in aus
Happy Friday the 13th, Mr. Snob!
Got to bread
Ha, it's friday the 13th today
Jason Takes New Mexico
Jason Take Uranus
This movie should have been called Friday The 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes A Trip! Also, this film probably would have worked better as a two-parter. Part I being mostly set in the cruise, Part II being set entirely in New York.
This is my favorite needless sequel next to Police Academy 6: City Under Siege.
Jason Vs. Bushwhacked Fever!!!
Friday the 13th VIII: Theatregoers get Bushwhacked.
Jason Vs. Garbage Day
Jason Takes the White House
Samuel Jackson; Im tired of these muther fuc#$!ing hockey mask killers on my plane...er...my boat.
Jason Takes Earth 2
This movie bushwhacked all of us... it bushwhacked all of us.
Goose: where does the pollen go?
Jason Takes Finland
Maybe with all that toxic waste they should've just had it mutate him into something. :)
Or, better yet:
Jason Vs. 80's Dan
These characters randomly bump into each other more than characters from "Seinfeld". :)
Long time viewer, first time.....correspondent ( ? ), and I have to say I love the way you've riffed the series so far. Keep up the good work (and maybe hit Phantasm one day)
You should do a Brad tries with Krave black cherry barbecue pork jerky.
The black guy's death scene, in my opinion, was actually really good. It was long and eery, and gave a sense of hopelessness for the black guy as well as a more sadistic side to Jason who apparently figured that he couldn't win even if he literally came at him with everything he had. A painfully shitty movie, but a good scene. Proof that a better movie was struggling to get out, which is common in these movies
289 more days till Halloween, Halloween, Halloween. 289 more days till Halloween silver shamrock!!
Will you do Ninja Cop?
+reggie Es good meme!
Maybe Brad didn't want to post a 40-minute video. Typically his Cinema Snob episodes run 30 to a maximum of 35 minutes. Midnight Screenings is one thing, but I think Brad likes to keep The Cinema Snob episodes at a modest length. As far as ad revenue, I think he makes most of his profits off Patreon sponsors.
Chucky Vs. Jason
When is the next Friday the 13th?
October of this year.
The closest thing we have for a slasher film we have about an famous icon killing people in New York City in the entire film is Satan Claus, which was reviewed by Phelous. Goddamnit, Paramount Pictures! Why didn't you give this film a bigger budget.
5:10- Maybe it's because he's an asshole?
6:56- Julius's death is one of my favorite moments in this film. Why? Because it's so funny, it makes me wanna go "YOU KNOCKED HIS BLOCK OFF!" and "TWO POINTS!"
Charles deserved to die that way. He's more of a dick than the sheriff in Part VI.
10:16- What the hell is The Riddler doing in New York. Does this have to do with the Batman movie ad that was in Time Square when this movie was filmed?
11:13- At least the Predator in Predator 2 killed people of a subway.
12:44- This is also my favorite scene of the movie, because of its humor. If this movie were made nowadays, this scene would just have been Jason walking pass Trump Tower, and kicking a Donald Trump lookalike in the balls.
13:49- Makes me wonder how the Ninja Turtles survive this shit.
Regardless on the false advertising, I would still watch Part VIII whenever I have a Friday the 13th/Nightmare on Elm Street marathon.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.