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Am I late?
I've been hoping you'd do this one.
That porno music sounds EXACTLY like an Iggy Azalea song. Then again, she's a glorified porn star trying to pass herself off as a pop star so it makes sense.
Hello friend.kingkongsport here.Was wondering if you had a chance to critique the 1983 Spader film 'Cocaine;One man's seduction'?If you wanted your mind blown you would watch this so you would.
Brad, you are so funny.
When are you gonna do another Buck Adams movie?
A few years ago Mark Davis went apeshit and started slapping the shit out of a costar after she bit him on the lip too hard. Turns out she'd have been totally fine if she'd bit his dick really hard instead.
You know it's a bad porno when the sexiest thing in the movie is the mullet.
If this had been made now, I believe they would have put a bit more effort into the spoof elements than this thing did.
Ah, you'd probably just end up with "Forest Gump: A XXX Parody."
Heh, add "Oral &" to the front of "Anal University," and you'd have the shirt I'm currently drawing on a cutesy, yawning devil-girl of mine… once I can finish the "O&A" logo, anyway.
It's been too long since a porn review's been put up. Time to enjoy more of the WHFery people use to get off.
well done Brad. I must say that this new porno review was hilari-ass. they should of just called this stinker Forrest Humps. must of been put on the same rental shelf along with Mrs Ass Fire & Back Door Sluts 9 (Yes, double references!).
speaking of which, I think you'll love this episode Brad. Married With Children Season 9 Episode 7 - Dial B For Virgin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2wo_zGuG68
crap, the audio and picture quality kind of sucks. I tried to find the best footage on youtube, but for some odd reason, this is the best version that was posted. sorry.
On the subject of Snobby Sequels, did you and Indie-Movie Dave get to view Nymphomaniac 2 and would you care to review it some time?
(I need closure damn it!)
Who would have guessed that retard porn could be so boring.
I know.I was expecting those trainables to be wild.
Oh yeah, I always forget there are countries were people cut away parts of their penises...
Seriously why do that?
Here in the US curcumcision is almost a requirement after birth. Parents aren't given too much say they just wisk you off and chop the foreskin off, unless you object on the grounds of personal beliefs, it's due to the myth that it's a healthy practice. Though I can't say rather or not it is but I just know that happens to be the case in a lot of states in the United States.
At least according to Wikipedia circumcision in the States has been on the decline for the last couple of decades, and now the prevalence with newborns is about fifty-fifty.
They started doing it in the 1800s because they thought it would curb masturbation. Nowadays it's basically tradition, but thankfully fewer and fewer people seem to be doing it.
Ok, thanks to your answers I figured it out.
It started in more fanatic times to block mastubation.
Wen people realised how stupid that was, they convinced themselves its healthy somehow to chop up a part of your own body to be able to think they didn't lose part of their best friend in vain, which led them to continue to do so to their children.
But since nobody ever really believed the health myth, they just made it tradition since traditions don't have to be complained.
Its been in decline of late because insurance companies are now refusing to cover it. Classifying it basically as a cosmetic surgery. Where the morality of hacking a bit off your son won't prevail, trust in the financial incentive of them actually having to pay for it themselves.
Most boring porno ever. But your comments are pretty awesome, as always: "45 minutes? Glad to know how long it took for the pizza to get there that day!"
The music in 12:45 it sounds like music from old 80 to 90s video games
It reminded me of SNES Doom music myself.
Yes, Brad, I agree. I hate when a movie advertises something in the title yet they insist on NOT showing said title character. This is like Godzilla all over again, only with better acting from the human lead! Good review otherwise, as always :-)
I actually watched this movie and I thought that some scenes are very sexy, just the "porno spoof" part who is lame but is easier to the crew to make the script and have more appeal to the people...
One movie I want to you review, Brad, is a parody of a porno spoof: "Orgazmo", by Trey Parker and Matt Stone from South Park, Roger Ebert called it, quoting: "callow, gauche, obvious and awkward, and designed to appeal to those with similar qualities", that makes you want to review it don't you? Just kidding, but it's serious, do it, it will be fun!
I loved Orgazmo, very funny movie.
"I don't mean to sound like a queer or nuthin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!"
Sorry, every time someone brings up Orgazmo, I feel this irresistible urge to recite one of Matt's wonderful lines. Fuckin' love that movie; every inch of it.
"I came here for the yucks, not the fucks!"
God I'm going to have to say that in a normal conversation.
Because of you, Snob, I use Foreskin Gump as an online handle on some sites.
Brad,would you do any of the episodes of whorecraft?Or maybe a compilation review?
If only the porno had clever ideas. Like a sex scene with "cum, Foreskin, cum!" at the climax.
Better than what came to my mind first: "Rim, Forrest, rim!"
Just came out of a class screening of "In Bruges" right now. It's a very excellent movie. Just something I wanted to say before playing this video. =)
Fucking love that movie!
Am I the only one who started laughing as soon as they saw the title?
Mark Davis may have a foreskin, but he's still pounding hot sluts on camera to this day.
What have any of you done with your lives that's any better?
Not starred in crappy porno spoofs ;y
SHOT ON SHITTEO!
Well,Brad was right about the dick biting scene was doubtful but it was no joke.she actually does that I've never seen that in a porno before until this one.
I felt like I was playing a NES game throughout this review. God I love oldschool porn soundtracks.
Most disappointing porno spoof since Super Hornio Brothers.
You know what's a good porno spoof? The "Clerks" spoof. It's called "Clerks XXX: A Porn Parody". It actually spoofs the movie pretty well, but isn't just an hour of fucking with 10 minutes of spoof. You should check it out, Brad.
huh and here I was thinking he was gonna review that weird claymation film I saw a few years ago
What movie was that, I wonder?
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.