8:11 KHAN!!! KHAN!!!
The movie so bad that it replaced Las Vegas Bloodbath as the Snob's worst movie. Nukie deserves to be Nuked.
I'm so glad you reviewed my movie!
But you didn't have to be so mean.
Hey kiddies, check out my fan page on facebook!
I think the redlettermedia guys must not like you very much :P
Their newest video shows their bookshelf of fan submitted movies for them to watch, they have like 10 copies of Nukie all in a row.
America! HELP UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!
Steve Railsback? In this? WTF? I mean, guy is a good actor. Yeah, most "good" actors have blemishes on their resume, but this is just-
[CUE Snob-like pause in "Exorcist II" review where he figures out Ennio Morricone does the music, and QUICK CUT TO]
"Oooh...I get it now"...
I've tried watching Nukie, just out of morbid curiosity after seeing this review. I wasn't ready. This...this is not a movie, nor a film. This is a torture device in VHS format, and the fact that it's rated PG and aimed at little kids should get the attention of someone at the International Court of Justice in The Hague.
Side note: I've read that Sias Odendaal, a writer and director of Nukie, committed suicide in 2010. Nothing to say about that really.
Ah, Yes. Just like with The Nostalgia Critic on The Garbage Pail Kids movie, AVGN on Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, and Linkara on Frank Miller's Holy Terror, Nukie is the worst thing ever reviewed by our friendly neighborhood Cinema Snob.
1:49- It is now.
11:34- For the love of fuck, give the Lucas bashing a break! Was this movie produced by Lucasfilm? No. Does this movie turn up on his filmography? No. Has the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy hate gone overrated? FUCK YES!
23:08- "Sorry, kid. I'm to busy building an expensive wall on the Mexican border, and banning all Muslims from entering the country, just because I'm a sadist. Sucks to be you."
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.