Well, now you clearly have to do a review on Blue Lagoon, now that you've mentioned it in this episode. It's perfect fodder on the amount of body doubles they used for Brooke Shields alone. Though the underwater shots are great, no joke. You can have one of the two copies I have (VHS or DVD).
Speaking of underwater shots, you should do a Snob on that one unlicensed James Bond movie, Never Say Never Again.
At least this movie didn't have period sex (like in the book!)........
Even though I actually like this movie, great review as always!
BTW Mr. Snob, please, please review "The Abomination" (1986), now that's a really bad movie.
Thank you Brad i needed, good lord its been ages since the last time I rofled !!
WOW!!! That looks like a Horrible film.....should have been a horror/suspense film instead of a sappy/surreal non-David Fincher Fight clubesque Troma wannabe....(At least Tromeo and Juilet had Lemmy)
Btw Brad, Nice New website design.
Whatever happened to Martin Hewitt?
He grew up, lost a shitload of weight, got a personal trainer and became Mark Ruffalo!!!
Glad I'm not the only one who thinks James Spader is a fucking boss
legal age is 18 in canada =P how come your responsible enough to marry a 16 and get killed in a war at 18 but cannot drink till 21? wtf did i just wrote...gotta burn down my gf parents' house
You can't marry at 16 without parental consent, and your brain isn't done developing (for the most part) until you reach 21.
True, you can't marry at 16 without parental consent, but in some states you can have sex at 16 without parental consent. However in some states (like Indiana) you can't walk into an adult shop until you are 21.
She's 15, he's Justin Bieber.
She's 15, he's her son from the future.
She's 15, he's The Terminator.
She's 15, he's The 40-Year-Old Virgin.
She's 15, he's her gender swapped clone.
She's 15, he's more machine now than man; twisted and evil.
She's 15, he's a 3,000 year old mummy.
She's 15, he's a Power Ranger.
She's 15, he's Bond, ...James Bond.
She's 15, he's The Waffle Maker.
She's 15, he's Caligula.
She's 15, he's Dolemite.
She's 15, he's The Geek.
She's 15, he's Dracula (The Dirty Old Man).
She's 15, he's Nukie.
She's 15, he's the Anthropophagus
She's 15, he's Hitler.
She's 15, he's gay.
She's 15, he's The Devil.
She's 15, he's Freddy Krueger.
She' 15, he's a shitty internet commenter who has ZERO humor and wastes his time pointing out the bloody obvious. She's not into you is what I'm saying, dear boy.
What's even the point of this movie? Even bad movies usually, at least, have a point, even if it's poorly realized. What is this? About love turning into obsession, but without any actual stalking or knee-shattering? About a generation confused about the proper role of teens having sex, even if that doesn't apply for half the movie? I can't think of anything to actually explain what this was supposed to say, and it's not like it's Lord of the Rings or something fantastical where you can just say the point is literally just to be engaging. It's just a romance that goes wrong, and is then followed for an additional 45 minutes for no reason.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.