I wonder which Drive is worse, this really cant be worse than that gosling shit
I'm pretty sure Brad said somewhere that He loved that movie
You obviously thinking about the Nicholas Cage classic "Drive Angry".
Brad put Ryan Goslings " Drive" movie at number 4 of the best for that year. He then later said that he probably should have had it at number 2. He likes both Drive Angry and Ryan Goslings Drive.
But that movie was excellent.
Only God Forgives is when he turned into a parody of himself and every character became devoid of emotion to the same level as Gosling, aside from one moment with the villain that lasts all of five seconds and then is never seen again. Oh, and one of the Narmiest torture scenes ever captured on camera. It's a shame that there was decent cinematography and the music belonged on a much better movie than than emotional black hole of a film.
I enjoyed Only God Forgives for what it was; a bizarre, Lynchian parade of strange images. I thought everyone did a good job. Not as good as Drive, certainly.
Confused Matthew get out of here.
I think Gosling is really talented and that movie was amazingly shot and really pretty cool.
I hope Brad does Silent Night Deadly 5
A 70s Gay Porn? Wonder how this will compare with 80s Gayracula.
judging from the picture, im in for a gay old time, arent i? lel
Loved the Frasier reference!
I was about to make a wound-fucking joke, but I got my "little-known movies which share titles with more famous ones and involve cars" mixed up. (The wound-fucking was in Crash, not Drive.)
So does this confirm the rumors that Alex has taken over managing director of thecinemasnob.com? Because, if so, I am surprised at the lack of shark movies.
Nah... if next week's review is "Upskirt Ninja Schoolgirls Pantsu Adventure", THEN we'll know that Jowski's really in charge.
The origin story of Diamanda Hagan
Ok, Brad. "Chuck" is my favorite show of all time, and I'm not exaggerating. So I've got to ask, what do you really think of the show?
I never watched Chuck, I just threw it in as a reference.
Oh well. I'd recommend it to you, if you have any spare time.
P.S.: Listened to your recommendation to start watch "Hannibal". Best decision this week.
SamJ, that was indeed a great decision. That show seriously just gets better and better as it goes along. I'm so glad it's getting a third season.
I'd also recommend checking another great suggestion of Brad's: True Detective. It's a short season and one of the best things that's been on TV in a while.
Oh yeah. Thanks for reminding me. I have a lot of shows I've been told to watch. Also need to check out the "Fargo" TV series now.
Isnt that the show with Adam Baldwin in it?
Yeah, man! He's both badass and hilarious in it!!
Now I see where Joel Schumacher got the idea to put Poison Ivy in a gorilla suit.
lol, I didn't even think about that one, good catch!
Wish you could have shown the fisting scene bro. While their asses may be used as boxing gloves, mine can be used as the Holland Tunnel. I know I could give em a run for their money.
Hadlock? Is that you?
I got a semi while watching this review for some reason.
I'm actually serious.
your probably gay or bi
I'm pretty sure I'm not gay. In fact I run a website dedicated to posting pictures of people who look like Brian Lewis; the manliest, beardiest and most macho of all men.
i actually didnt mind only god forgives
You should have got a Fat Grandma cameo!
The Dacascos Drive is a lot of fun. Good action, some silly ridiculousness (the guy is powered by an experimental engine in his chest) and Brittany Murphy is adorably nuts in it.
Ah come on, not more of this gay shit, one would think your into this stuff, you know with you and Jerrid livin' together nowadays.
I see what you mean, the number of gay pornos he's done on here has been astronomical. A whole TWO.
Doesn't take away from the fact that he actually watched them, dude have some standards
He's into it sexually, he's not into sexually--in the end, who cares? Its the 21th century. As long as Brad's into adults, then there's no reason to get upset. Besides, no one is holding a knife to your neck making you watch a video where a 30-something Midwesterner cracks wise over old and censored footage of gay fuckery. Go watch someone else he's done, or something.
"holding a knife to your neck"? Geesh, way to bring back the old timey violent gay stereotype.
So watching Gay porn does make Cinema Snob gay then?
If not what would you call it, pure curiosity.
I'm honestly finding it harder and harder to differentiate the trolls from the genuine commentators on here.
If you're actually serious have you thought about how ridiculous it is to complain about gay material (which is censored for graphic sexuality anyway) being featured on this site? We've got people fucking rotting corpses, people fucking aliens, people eating shit, pornos featuring potential sex offenders dressed as nightmare versions of our favourite cartoon characters, everything from Black Devils Dolls to Sasquatch raping the shit of people. Is the notion of two guys getting it on really more offensive to you than all that stuff?
It's not the fact that two guys getting it on that's offensive, it's the Cinema Snob watching it that is just really creepy considering that he's not married anymore and lives alone with another guy who's bald. Some people may think that he's gay, and by these videos I'm considering that he is.
You know there's probably a cemetery somewhere in Springfield and Brad's single so the only logical conclusion we can jump to, taking into account the fact that he once reviewed Necromantik, is that he likes fucking corpses.
"Grow up". Is that the tone you take with everybody, I'm only stating my opinion but don't for once think your dealing with some child, you people on the internet just can't take the fact the someone has a different opinion so the only thing you can do is insult them.
Seriously dude stop jumping to conclusions and making fun of my opinion, it's fanboys like you who drive away the casual viewers.
Well lets just run with your hypothesis that Brad is indeed gay and that's why he's living with some dudes (which couldn't possibly have anything to do with the cost of one person renting a house) and why he's reviewing gay pornos (a whole 2 out of 250 episodes). So Brad's gay and decided to mix work with pleasure and check out some of least arousing gay pornography he could find. And you find that creepy? Because that's what you said. That just kind of strikes me as immature and a potentially offensive.
It is not unreasonable to say you don't like the episode for being about a gay porno.
It is unreasonable to say you don't like the episode because it might say something about the entertainer.
At this point Jerrid Mesa is either a troll or a stupid troll.
That last sentence was suppose to say "is either a stupid troll or just stupid". Sorry, Jerrid, I do not wish to call you something you are not.
It seems you just proved my point, you can't handle criticism and just berate anyone with a different opinion. Though I know not everyone on the site is like this and stop acting like I'm some troll because I'm not.
Also it's got nothing to do with the film being a gay porno but rather is it ok for Brad to watch a gay porno despite him being straight, I mean what type of mindset is he in while watching it.
People mock your opinion because it is poorly argued and based on flawed reasoning Jerrid. "Having an opinion" is not some magical protection against the world.
And he's in the mindset of making comedy when he watches these movies, just like all the others he's watching.
WHY do you care who Brad's banging or not?
Who said I care about some protecting my comment from "magical protection"?
Also it seems as if all you guys are all getting offended by comments, and I'm don't care about who he's banging just about why he's reviewing gay porno's. He has a mouth, let him speak for himself for once.
Considering some of the videos Brad has reviewed, such as Cannibal Holocaust, of all these videos, you have a problem with him reviewing a gay porno? That says more about you than it does Brad.
Of course, your comment could just be a joke, considering that your name is Jerrid. Unless it's a cosmic coincidence.
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yes! a new snob review! and it's... another gay porno. goddamnit!
Settle down there, junior.. your homophobia is showing.
Me personally I would have made a reference to The Magic Christian where Yul Brynner dressed up in drag and stated hitting on Roman Polanski.
YAY!!! More cheesey gay porn films! :) I've watched a lot of gay porn and I can honestly say this one had the most plot out of any I've seen!
Another one that seems like something Diamanda would do. Then she pops up ... in a random cameo... reading a news paper. Huh.
Not really random, shes the "someone (he) reviewed a movie with once" that prompted him to bring out the Cameo generator in the first place! (Hence the minions comment)
Huh. And I just passed by Nuts on Clark earlier today. Now after watching this review, I regret passing up on them.
I don't suppose you'll be doing 1980's Cruising next? It's gay and has Al Pacino in it.
Now I see why they said being gay in the 70s was so hard. It's much softer these days.
Does Brad not know that Arachne is a dude, or is he just being politically correct? I mean, he calls her a drag queen in the description and makes a joke about Dame Edna, but I'm confused...
It's common politeness to adress someone in drag by the gender they are displaying.
Dude, it's still a guy not a woman so we should the drag queen by "him" and not her, or would you prefer we call it "it".
Watching the video I felt like leaving a comment about this too, but then I realized I watched a half-hour video about a guy on a coach talking about a 70s gay porno.
You mean by the gender of the character they're playing? Drag queens and transsexuals are far from being the same thing. Should Tyler Perry be referred to as "she" simply because he plays Madea? He's also a drag queen.
The rule is if they are in drag, they are a she, unless they say otherwise. Just because it's an actor playing a role doesnt mean anything. He's also talking about the character in the review. So it's still a she. Get over it weirdos.
When you say "that Drive", you mean the awesome 1997 movie titled Drive starring Mark Dacascos?
Not trying to be an asshole, just saying... gay symbolism does not work. But trying to make it work, and in a porn... is glorious. And Mary Jim is kinda like Hagen, but mixed with Christoph's wig from Rammstein's Mein Teil video. Also, if only you had an X-box One controller for the cameo joke... but then I guess it wouldn't work now that they've stopped selling the Kinect with the thing. I really couldn't see you making that lame of a joke, anyway. : )
During the singing scene, she's even wearing an outfit very similar to Frau Schneider. And yes, of course there's a fandom nickname for him in drag.
Given the sorts of films you do are you sure it wasn't Mary Jim SS Tunning?
How about a review for Cruisin'? Al Pacino as an undercover cop, cruising the Blue Oyster Club for a gay serial killer.
The new Kamen Rider show is now Kamen Rider Drive. So I find it funny that this review was posted around the same time.
Holy Shit! The sherry guy is Peter de Rome, the "grandfather of gay porn".
Gay porn? Ew. The only thing I want to see shoved into a man's anus on this site are an enema hose, ET's glowing finger or Malcolm McDowell's lubed up fist, thank you very much.
Well, now I know what to get you for Christmas. Are you as excited as I am?
On a serious note, despicable homophobes like you really do deserve to get raped by a man. Oh, the sweet irony.
I'm all for attacking homophobes, but I think he was joking. That is literally framed like a Snob joke, with the "thank you very much" ending.
Quick, you still have time! Get out of the comments section before it's too late!
Snob, I've got serious doubts about your sexual orientation, I think you need to address you fanbase on this matter because people are starting to think your not straight anymore.
lol the reaction here has been pretty funny. By that genius of logic, then I also must love fucking aliens, getting a blowjob from sasquatch, digging up and banging corpses, and also fisting grooms on their wedding day. Hell, I've even played serial killers in movies before, that must mean I am one in real life.
We all actually know that you're not gay or a necrophiliac Brad, but don't you dare try to suggest that you don't love fucking aliens.
"I just really wanna fuck this thing"
As long as the alien is female, it's cool
That's just in your nature to respond in that way to avoid the seriousness of the question, trying to cover up your inadequacy with self ego stroking "comedic" response.
What's wrong with answering the question honestly, stop being a wise ass and be truthful for once.
Quattro: WHY is Brad's sexuality relevant?
Oh sorry, is there something wrong about being truthful about Brads gender preference?
He should set the record straight
Quattro are you actually serious here? Why does it matter so much if he's gay or straight? I can't believe people are having this conversation. Of all the fucking controversial movies covered on this site, people start throwing around silly assumptions because of a gay porno? He covered fucking Child Bride!
Also aligning "homosexuality" with "inadequacy" as you did a few comments up is pretty fucking offensive.
All that said I remain kind of dubious as to whether all of these comments questioning Brad's sexuality are actually genuine. I don't want to believe anyone is actually that stupid but I'm all too aware of the horrible truths about humanity that the internet can unveil.
There you go again, acting as if I'm some internet troll. I'm a fan that's just a question for the Cinema Snob:
Are you gay or straight?
Answer the question, that is all. And everyone stop answering for Brad as if you were him, he has a mouth so let him speak.
I didn't realise you were the same guy (though I should have guessed with Gundam Zeta names)
Anyway, nobody's answering for Brad with regards to his sexuality. I don't have any right to answer that kind of question and nor do I care one way or the other. I'm just curious as to what kind of warped logic would lead to such a question.
Settle down Geoff, no need to lose sleep over Brad's sexuality.
You don't? Aw man that was my favorite thing about you.:'(
Oh great, just ridicule me...cinema snob is that you on another account again. I know it's you doing it, just like how you faked death threat's against that other guy.
Don't know which one you're referring to, but if a comment is me, then the name lights up, like it's doing above, since it's coming from my IP address. Plus if there's one thing I'm never afraid of doing, it's commenting on my site as myself =)
Also this thread has been one of the most entertaining things I've seen in months, so thank you so much for that lol! I've been running a fever most of the day, and this has cheered me up immensely.
I'm also straight by the way. I don't have a problem watching any kind of sexuality for the show, whether it's straight porn, gay porn, alien porn, sasquatch porn, whatever; I'm comfortable in my own sexuality. I watch these movies to write material out of them, not to get my rocks off.
As for the Conley death threat, that IP came from somewhere outside of Austin Texas, so if it wasn't him, then it was someone from that area. That was a while back, so I don't really care about that anymore.
If you knew the fake Chris Conley death threat wasn't from him why did you keep egging him on as if it was him. And again acting as if this is comedic to you to cover up your own inadequacy, take something as face value for once instead of hiding behind your own unfunny wittiness.
Hey quatro, how about you quit acting like a bigoted doucebag. If you feel so strongly about him why do you watch his stuff? If you don't find him funny why are you on his page?
I love the reaction just as much as you Brad! I suppose since you reviewed Salo that you like to eat shit, and that you reviewed E.T. The porno that you have an Alien fetish. :P I encourage you to review more gay porn films to get an even bigger reaction! :)
Dodging the question yet again
"If you knew the fake Chris Conley death threat wasn't from him why did you keep egging him on as if it was him"
Wow, someone really needs to brush up on their comprehension skills.
Speaking of Chris Conley, you're starting to resemble that dude a little Quattro although I don't ever recall him being a homophobic asshole.
Because I do believe it was from him, the IP came from his town, it was his style of writing, and it wasn't unlike what he had said before in the past. Saying that I don't care about it anymore doesn't mean I don't think it was from him.
Oh so now you say it was him even though you said before it wasn't him, do you even listen to yourself Brad, because it seems like your dodging the question yet again by trying to mix people up with your inconsistencies.
"As for the Conley death threat, that IP came from somewhere outside of Austin Texas, so if it wasn't him, then it was someone from that area. That was a while back, so I don't really care about that anymore."
Point to me where I said that it wasn't him. Go ahead. I'll wait.
Let me break down English for ya, since I know you have a problem with that sometimes Pearce =) I way saying that if it wasn't him, then it's someone with his exact same IP address, who lives in the exact same town than he does. Never once did I imply that I didn't think it was him, just that the IP came from outside Austin. Which should mean to anyone who understands proper English, that all evidence shows that it was him.
I know you're trying to get me to ban you so you can continue playing that Victim Card that you love oh so well, but I think it'll be much more fun to ignore you. Bye bye sonny :P
The victim card? I think it's you who are playing it, trying to gain sympathy for someone you "think" sent you a death threat. But in the end we all know who'll everyone will believe, because we all know everyone will take your word over that of a complete stranger. Your true colors have started to show, but your just good at hiding them.
"The victim card? I think it's you who are playing it, trying to gain sympathy for someone you "think" sent you a death threat."
Aren't you the one who brought that issue up in this conversation dumbass?
And Pearce? As in Pearce Hillock? As in the guy who runs the cinema snob sucks blog? Who has a tendency to spill homophobic bile and wrote some incredibly disrespectful and reprehensible shit after JewWario passed away? If this is you, then I'm done with this conversation. That blog is just testament to its authors failure at being a decent human being.
Wasn't it someone else who accused me of being Chris Conley, also your words hurt me as much as a fly would do a lion.
Have you seen Corpse Fucking Art (1987)? It is an great documentary for fans of exploitation like us, How about reviewing Der Todesking, 74 minutes of awesome.
What does Brad's sexuality have to do with his comedic personas?
It's nobodies business but his.
The big fuss about Brad's sexuality is kinda hilarious.
It's always amazed me how people think they have the right to ask personal questions and then throw a hissy fit when someone doesn't answer.
In other news, loved the review Brad! Keep up the fantastic work~
In the new timeline, aka Age of Apocalypse storyline, Wolverine doesn't have his adamantium claws. Because his healing powers were being held back by having to constantly heal around the metal on his bones, they go berserk when he doesn't have the metal. He becomes a monster because of his healing powers going berserk. Also, Apocalypse exists in the new timeline because Trask's sentinels didn't kill him when he was too young to fight back.
Clearly I was watching the X-Men review after Drive finished playing. Whoops, haha.
It is odd that I watched this while eating a Chick-O-Stick and drinking TAB?
Yay! More gay porn! :D
And speaking of Marc Dacascos, I highly recommend China Strike Force with him, Coolio, and Aaron Kwok, directed by the same guy who did Rumble in the Bronx. It's.... delicious.
Brad, do more gay pornos! I'm enjoying the content of the comments section here~
Also love your stuff!
its sad that being straight has to be defended this vehemently and being gay is equated with fucking aliens, getting a blowjob from sasquatch, digging up and banging corpses, fisting grooms on their wedding day or being a serial killer. I come here to laugh and forget about the world that is full of hate, not be reminded of it.
If you're referring to what I said above, I wasn't equating gay sex with those things at all. I was making fun of the logic shown above by commenters. My point was that logically if doing this movie for the show automatically means that I'm gay, that must also mean I have things in common with all of the other pornos that I've done on the site.
And all I really said was "yes, I'm straight," that's hardly vehemently defending myself, as I only really said it once, and only because I was asked about 30 times.
None of that lame emo boy toy crap, corny fluffy music, or awkward handjobs. Those guys in the intro thrusting their dicks into each other are badass.
There is a name in this film I wish I didn't know. Look up the vile name of Christopher Rage (Credited her as Mary Jim here) Him and Jamie Gilles have something in common when it comes to the latter parts of their careers.
The villain here, during the singing scene, looks amazingly like Frau Schneider, the nickname for Christoph Schneider of Rammstein, in drag. Someone should see if there's drag queens from back in the day that look like the rest of their drag personas.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.