How come you don't play your old theme song anymore? That song was like your anthem.
its because he is a communist
AND A ZIONIST!!!
Because if he does then I will release a plague on the city of Chicago that will turn it's inhabitants into flesh eating dinosaurs MWAH HA HA!
Then it's a good thing Brad lives in Springfield. :P
Who give's a shit? Ammirite?
Believe it or not The Cinema Snob isn't at home!
because he was forced not to play it because the song people told him off about it
omg my dick smells like cheese
So does mine.
Blip: "Der, what was I supposed to do? Something about a video? Der, my head hurts, I'm gonna go take a nap..."
"Suck my wanger!"
Reagan? Nixon? Your Point Break porno spoof is bleeding into this Thriller porno spoof.
By the way, the Prince documentary joke was my favorite.
13:35 looks like you can see nipple.
Funny. I was just talking with a person who thought MJ was overrated about four hours ago. He found it funny when I mentioned how the Jackson Five sang Christmas songs despite being Jehovah's Witnesses.
It's clear that Mr. J later got a henchwench, moved to Gotham and became the Joker.
Not unlike Michael Jackson. You know, getting his skin bleached.
Tell me, where is your Maker now?
Not as good as Joyce James' Wake Finnigan :\
Wait, that wasn't a Nixon impression...that was Hunter Fucking Thompson! What the Hell, movie?
We can't stop here....this is Where The Buffalo Roam!
I had the exact same thought. And the fact that a Nixon mask apparently held a role in some of his sexual fantasies adds a whole other layer of madness to it.
Now I'm picturing somebody masturbating to Johnny Cash's Hurt.
Are you kidding me? Who wouldn't masturbate to that video? It's the hottest music video ever to show Jesus Christ getting crucified.
Ugh, that's disgusting you perverts. I only masturbate to the original Nine Inch Nails video of Hurt, thank you very much.
When Roger Ebert passed away, you did a review of the film he screenwrote for. Now that Robin Williams has also passed away, will you do one of his films in tribute as well?
Oh snob your faces when the sexy sounds are taking place in the background LoL
Like fisting a jar of mayonnaise.
Personally, I think crusty, rank vaginas is how mayonnaise is made anyway.
well hello, Taija Rae.
it's odd not seeing her with giant 80's poodle hair.
Fun fact: We could've gotten a "Creature from the Black Lagoon" remake in the mid 80s, with effects by Rick Baker & directed by John Landis.
However, those brilliant Universal Studio heads wisely decided instead to give us the immortal classic "Jaws 3"!
Side note, why is Dr. Jonathan Crane driving the limo?
What in the all serious fucks did I just watch? Is this shit's even real?
I don't know about you, but I would be pretty pissed off if I was the star of a porno and didn't have sex with anybody. That's probably why Mr J never went onto be in any other movies.
My guess is that like Brad said, he actually WAS a Michael Jackson impersonator, not a porn star, and that's why he wasn't in any sex scenes.
I remember seeing a review (can't for the life of me remember the reviewer's name) of a Star Trek porno were the Picard actor was actually a professional Picard impersonator, but they used a different actor and cut away from his face for the sex scenes.
Well I guess somebody needs to update Mr J's IMDB page to say "He is an actor and a Michael Jackson impersonator." :P
Shark Week is over now.
I wished that Brad did a review of "Great White", the Italian copycat of Spielberg's "Jaws".
Drill Dong Sex Scene? This makes more sense as a Tetsuo:The Iron Man Parody than Thriller.
Greatest name for a thrash metal band ever... 'Drill Dong Sex Scene'
I was just about to mention Tetsuo but then I saw you made the comment.
Why hasn't Brad done an episode on Tetsuo? It's old, it's foreign, and it's most certainly What The Fuck.
Well... as spoof ideas go this was... something. I'm not sure what, but it was something.
Huh, obviously Driller is gay. Its the reason his "sex" scenes with the girl seem tame. And he's dancing more than fucking.
This review is timely. The book "The Invisible Bridge" just came out, and it is about the fall of Nixon and the rise of Reagan. Weird.
It's almost like it's ripped straight from the headlines
That Driller guy looked a lot more like Prince than Michael Jackson. Still this looks pretty interesting. I'm gonna have to see if I can find this somewhere.
"Someone woke up the gimp, with fucking cocaine."
At least the movie looks disturbing enough to count as some kind of horror movie.
Driller has make-up and Lee Press-On Nails.
I'll have you know Mr. Snob that you haven't lived until you get involved with an undead orgy.
Hell yeah, Taija Rae! I was wondering in the beginning whether it was her hiding behind those fugly glasses. My favourite 80s Pornstar in a terrificly 80s-laden review. Guess I have to checkout this weird-ass film now and get my wanger out!
Hilarious fucking review by the way!
I mostly come here for midnight screenings, but I thought this episode was hilarious. Thanks a lot!
this video was alright but it's got too much sexual jokes that go nowhere and only appeal to juvenile delinquents and manchilds who don't have a life outside of using the internet
This is gonna sound really cliched, but...
It's okay, Josh, you can use your real name?
Or is this Douchebag Dave? Hard to tell sometimes.
I so agree, Snob. When it comes to reviewing pornography, sex jokes should be off limits.
Wow that is just stupid. Grow a sense of humor. I laughed hysterically at this one.
After all, I'm sure we'd REALLY enjoy your tight-ass reviews.
Josh? Nope that's not me. Just a dude with an opinion.
And I never said sex jokes were "off the limit", they are used too frequent and have no place outside of Brad reinforcing his retarded demographic. And I do have a sense of humor, I'm a European after all and the only one with a tight ass is you because nobody on this site and tell the difference between constructive criticism and trolling.
Chill out, dude. I wasn't being that serious.
But, I will say, what's wrong with pleasing his main demographic? I mean, after all, that's how he gets payed. If he was going after a different demographic, people would think he sold out and stop coming to this site. And you already KNOW what you come here for. And also, his jokes are very original in this.
I also think it's really unfair to call his demographic "retarded" because they find jokes funny that you don't. There's differences of opinion. That's what makes us all human.
snob you promised in gueyna cult of the damned you would review Eaten Alive! by Umberto Lenzi , please do it next ,
Why does Driller sing like an old-sih white woman? It took a while to get through this video because I got sidetracked by motherfucking 80's bass.
How could you say that about Micheal Jackson, he was a legend and you shouldn't be making fun of him you god damn white trash hillbilly.
Which legend would that be? The pop icon with enough material that even weird al had to actively avoid parody because it became too easy? Or the misshapen child touching shut in?
Great, now I want to know if there's a Home Improvement spoof involving power tools.
Slumber Party Massacre 2 ... a movie so bad, so funny, so easy to riff, that I had to own it. I really hope you review that one soon and make a Kid Chameleon joke is there... "this is getting too stuuupid.."
The vocals in this porno are actually pretty good o3o
Personally, I find this to be one of Snob's funniest reviews! Between the DOS game house and the tree branch for a tail, I can't stop laughing! However, I will stick with dreams of real Peter Lorre whipping me, thank you very much.
I want a Monkees porno spoof! Yes, I know Micky Dolenz did have a cameo in "Linda Lovelace For President," but he didn't get naked! So I'm still pissed! No, I'm not being sarcastic.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.