DAMN YOU BLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
I swear, this time it wasn't me.
Yeah, it was you. It was Blip, he did it in the cabin with the soldering iron.
HA! It was me mother fucker! Hu-HAH!!!
How dare you try to frame one of the world's most beloved porn stars! You'll get the chair for this, Blip!
Ladies and Gentlemen, the new "FIRST" of thecinemasnob.com
That duck looks exactly like the dolan meme.
Oh, and the guy on the right looks like the Alex from Target meme
Guess I'll masturbate while it loads..
I have to say, I was very impressed by this movie's accurate take on race relations in the 1970s. I worked as a debt collector back then and I constantly had black people come up to me asking if I would take them off the welfare rolls, because if I didn't they feared that they'd have to pimp out their lesbian sisters to white people.
When was the first Howard the duck comic?And when was this movie made?Because if it was after Howard then this is a total rip off.
Howard the Duck appeared in Fear vol 1, #19, 1973
Down and Dirty Duck was released in 1974
You might be onto something.
The poster for Down and Dirty Duck claims it's "Madder than Daffy! Dumber than Donald! More existential than Howard!". So the people behind this thing were at least aware of Howard.
How brave do you have to be to dress up in military gear and attack defenseless people in the third world? How free do you have to be to have more of your people incarcerated than anywhere in the world? You have to be in the home of brave and land of free.
Before any mass uprising, they must reach a threshold level of economic discomfort where things are just becoming too unbearable, then, an action potential will spike the mass into streets. Our ruling oligarch, though corrupted to the bone, are clever, they put a little damper each time that threshold is approaching. The damper could be in terms of a tragedy like 9/11, endless wars like war on terror and war on drugs before that, social distractions like gay marriage and gun control, or any media hype. This stage of our aging capitalism will have to play itself out to its bitter end before there'll be any distribution of wealth and public relief. Until then, we're all going to have go thru the grinder.
WTF are you going on about?
I didn't type that crap, btw.
A spider landed on my keyboard and I was trying to kill it.
Whats with the #FreeBrad shit? Is Brad in jail or something?
In some cases it appears to be from the Free Bradley Mannining campaign and in others from people who are conflating it for comic effect.
It's to try and break Brad free from Channel Awesome. See Lordkat #FreeBrad
I would imagine it's pretty much all people using it for comedic effect at this point, seeing as how people who actually cared about and supported "Brad" Manning would be using #FreeChelsea
It's about journalistic integrity.
He will be if the PC Police get their way. He will be charged with inciting a political incorrection and be sent to a political correctional facility as a politically incorrect prisoner. This is what election day is all about. He is going to the chokey pokey.
FREE BIRD, play some Skyner!
And this Brad you cannot Jake.
DAMN YOU, Merasmus! This is YOUR doing, isn't it?? Damn you and your accursed Bonus Ducks!
hey brad i think you missed a pair of tit - they were covering an entire wall at 10:55.
For the future of our children, please #FreeBrad
Okay, whoever this is, don't use my name for comments I don't write. I do NOT appreciate it. Even if it's for a joke. I'm not your sockpuppet account, and I do not want Brad thinking I am.
God dammit, now I can't shake the feeling that I DID write that and just forgot. I have no memory of writing that, but I just don't know anymore...
I need a better sleep cycle.
Wait, that doesn't follow the pun at all! My bad.
Good vid by the way. Look forward to seeing you review more animation. Space Thunder Kids, The Hobbit '66 or Sailor & The Seven Ballz all would sound good
No way! I was just thinking you should review this this morning!
I know it's not even a cartoon what I am about to mention but since the comments are fairly low on this and God only knows if Brad reads any of them but.... There is this 1986 film called Cassandra. It's right up the Snobs alley and would be fun as hell for him to comment on. And if anything let me know if you may have watched it... I seen it back in 2003? Still have only seen it once and it still resounds in my head. interesting... Love the show!!!! You kick ass Brad.
i've actually seen this film and it's not that bad actually. it's by no means a great film but i kinda liked it. i dunno why i liked it but i did.
and i think the 1st Howard the duck comic was in (1976) i think?
so no i don't think it was based off howard the duck. it was more based of of Fritz the kat i believe. i wonder how good the film would be if you were high off your ass while watching it?
What the movie's about? It's about 70 minutes long!
OH. MY. GOD. Thank you for reviewing this! Flo and Eddie were my junior high obsession and I watched this movie all the time, mainly half-drunk.
This whole movie would work well as a goof on those who are hoping to see "200 Motels" on a midnight show. "Pass the popcorn, please."
Opal, you hot little bitch! You can take this pin and ram it up your ass! You ain't the devil! Where's my waitress?
what an ugly little movie...
I like the happy Brad face on the title card. good review Brad.
It's like the animators looked at Fritz the cat, chopped up the reels, snorted them and then made this movie.
Im surprised Brad never got onto the fact Dirty Duck had the same voice as Babe Ruth from The Babe Ruth Story DESPITE the actor having died already
Dear Cinema Snob;
Now that you did an episode on a Flo & Eddie movie, I think you are required by law to make one on a Frank Zappa movie.
200 Motels or Uncle Meat!
If the next episode isn't on 200 Motels there will be An Angry Frank Zappa fan leaving comments here.
Is it bad that when I saw him kissing that head popping out of the flowers, that I thought of Jeffery Dahmer?
Dude, now you gotta do 200 Motels.
Down and dirty duck?So is this movie about duck trainables?
Brad, please review more animated movies like this! :) I love adult animation from the 70's and 80's. :)
Agreed. There are films like Tarzoon - Shame Of The Jungle and King Dick that would be perfect for the Snob.
Another hilarious review Mr. Cinema Snob. As a gift from all of us here at the bottom of the ocean, we have baked a special cake for you. All we need is your residential address and we'll be able to send it to you as quickly as possible.
Sincerely, The Sea King
'Duck' could be punning on 'fuck,' but it equally could be punning on 'dick.' There's no way to know.
Yeah there is. Who wants a down and dirty dick?
Dammit, don't ask that on the internet! Have you ever been here before? It's full of perverts. I'm not one of them, mind you. No sir.
Well... maybe a little.
Me (quite a few times): Hey Brad, can you review an ANIMATED exploitation film?
Brad (in my mind): Ok, let's try on.
<One "Down and Dirty Duck" review later>
Brad (in my mind): Fuck you, SamJ.
Me: Aw shit. My bad.
he is bald as a space monkey
I really, really hope you do Coonskin.
Warning in advance - the opening song is both incredibly catchy and highly inappropriate for people of the caucasian persuasion to sing along to. Trust me when I say that your pasty white ass doesn't want to get caught jazz skatting about being a minstrel man.
Hey Brad, now that you are up to it (bad animations) my suggestions are Coonskin or Heavy Traffic, mostly Coonskin. You might have already stumbled on this rare jewel, this one is not as bad as Down and Dirty Duck but was made in '75 so also has this acid trips all over the place and I, being brazilian, can understand about 20% of the dialogue...
Please consider my suggestion!
P.S: I loved your reviews on the Tramps movies, hilarious as can be...
The post above yours says hello.
Lol, but when I posted my reply I don't had seen yours yet, sorry,!
But I'm happy that we both agreed that the works of Ralph Bakshi are really cool, and by the way his own personal story is too, don't you think? I believe that Heavy Traffic is kinda autobiographical, maybe is an even better choice than Coonskin...
Ralph Bakshi is a very interesting fellow indeed. I can't think of any other white Palestinian immigrants who attended a segregated black school, stole art books to learn their craft and then took up boxing! Although his output isn't to everyone's tastes, his is one of the most unique voices in seventies cinema.
PS: boa Inglês!
I really don't get all the whining about Blip. I necver had any issues watching the videos.
It's because Brad tweets these videos as they appear on the site, but blip takes awhile to process them, so the people who immediately click his link will find a "this video is not yet ready" message.
Fak u dolan
Fuck A Duck.
- Eli Roth.
Well...that looked pretty shitty. At least it looked better than Fun in Balloon Land!
I've been hoping the snob would give us a particularly snobby review of Fritz the Cat for some time now...hopefully this was a sign of things to come!
I used to call my dinger "my lil ditto." 2 solid inches bro. Yeah, that's why I'm still with my girl.
...Well that was just bizarre. At least now I know Howard The Duck isn't the only movie with duck tits.
Reminds me off that old Nostalgia Critic review of Space Jam: Duck tits WOO HOO!
Actually, the Nostalgia Critic's joke "Duck Tits" comes from his review of Howard The Duck, which was what I was referencing in my comment. In Space Jam, his anger at an animal having breasts was Lola's "Bunny Boobies".
sorry, my bad.
Lord have mercy on the people in England
REVIEW 200 MOTELS Brad or Billy The Mountain shall smite thee with his cliff which is his jaw
And don't underestimate his wife Ethel. Ethel was a tree growing off of his shoulder"
RIP Kungtai ted
RIP 80's Dan
RIP GAME BOYS
RIP shot on shitteo
RIP Josh Hadley
Rip anal virginity
let's us watch Cyclone 1987 with the legendary Jeffrey Combs here:
RIP Vic and the Big Boss model.
Big Box model,
RIP Twilight Fangirl.
Not because Jillain's not playing her anymore, but because I'm pretty sure Angry Jake staked her and burned her on a bonfire in his backyard.
Aww shit. I bought this movie for my kid a couple of weeks ago. Now he won't stop humping his Donald Duck plush doll.
psst, I hear he'd love a movie called Oogieloves...
"I've been saying the same about Eli Roth for decades."
Let's see... The first thing Eli Roth was widely known for was making Cabin Fever, which came out in 2002. Now how did the Snob know Roth back in the early nineties?
This may be a clue that The Cinema Snob is from a post-apocalyptic future, much like how 80's Dan is from the past. In the future, these exploitation and other bad films probably don't exist, which explains why he's so angry now.
Almost like it was a hyperbolic joke or something
I can easily see why Disney didn't sue.
Sure... They went after "Mickey and the Air Pirates" but why would you want to be associated with this piece of shit?
Even if it is in a lawsuit.
I think at one point Disney LEGALLY OWNED the distribution rights for this movie.
Now it seems that Shout! Factory or Anchor Bay probably owns it, but for a very brief period of time, Disney had the distribution rights to titles owned by New Concorde. There was even a controversy that the only DVD edition of THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS which was approved by Roger Corman himself was the colorized version, the reason for that being that the movie is in the public domain and the colorized version was the only version of the movie that he owned the copyright to.
brad, confused about why frank zappa is in the cover art
Because in the movie, Frank Zappa's face rises like the sun when the Duck says "FRANKLY, by MOTHER INVENTED a way for me to be a duck and I sort of FLO'D right in there..." Willard replies, "Oh, EDDIE, you've got to be KIDDING ME", another Zappa reference.
Looks to me like the next episode of "Brad Tries..." has a new mix drink: The Dirty Duck.
I have never heard about this movie (and after watching the review I know why....) This certainly was an experience! A very fucked up, trippy experience, I wouldn't be able to retell what just happened.
Thank you for reviewing this and bringing it to my attention. Your reactions made me laugh :D what a clusterfuck.
I reckon Disney was not happy with this, but I can't find any information on this. Ah, and fuck Dolan, he never was funny :p
No reference to the Garfunkle and Oats hilarity "Sex With Ducks"? For shame :p
So is this film even slightly recommendable? I mean... by the looks of it it's extremely offensive, the animation looks worse than a typical School House Rock cartoon, is extremely trippy to the point many people might find it distasteful, and is very very inappropriate to non adult audiences.
So... um... who would you say this movie is made for? I mean... the only good things I see here is that the movie has good theme song by Flo & Eddie, and a lot of perverted jokes that are okay.
Would this movie be alright for a guy who's super into the 1970's, really likes trippy stuff, and is really desperate in his search for a pornographic cartoon?
That's the only kind of guy i can imagine enjoying this.
To be fair though, it's inappropriate for non adult audiences because it isn't intended for non adult audiences.
Misspelled transvestite in the credits. Nice
As long as they don't misspell "ass" bro, then we gonna be digging some tunnels all night long!
In the comics section of National Lampoon magazine there was a comic strip by cartoonist Bobby London called 'Dirty Duck'.
You shouldn't shoot dogs that try to bite off your leg. You should calmly and politely convince the dog to stop attempting to mutilate you and apologize to it for forcing it to attack you even if you were just standing in place.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.