This guy makes me look like a saint!
I say while playing my Clive Clemmons guitar and wig.
Well it's still sexier than a Hillary Clinton porn spoof. Don't deny it you know it's true. anybody's sexier than the ball busting whore Crooked Hillary.
Well, her clitoris is probably bigger than Trump's penis.
Of course, so is the average clitoris.
Not to mention the average penis.
No, mostly just Trump's penis. Because it's tiny.
Well you know what they say about the size of a man's baby hands.
You shouldve made this a double penet...I mean,a double feature with nailin paylin.
What amazes me is that there are really people out there who are stupid enough to vote for Trump.
And they're right there in the comments!
Damn Brad, whenever you mention an idea for a porno spoof, I really wish that you make one yourself. Forget Jesus spoofs, when are you going to kickstart a porno?
That guy was just such a bad Trump impersonator, Jimmy Fallon can do it better especially when he's really drunk!
(Actually,) SHUT UP!
I hope we're having another Musical March (in September) this year that might be Christian-themed. We all know which movie I'm talking about.
And to think, people think THIS guy will take over the human race, when CLEARLY I will!
He's going to destroy the human race, not take over. Big difference
A Donald Trump porno? Well, why the fuck not?
Donald Tramp needs some lessons from Ash Williams and the Human Centipede so he can be a better smooth talker.
Anyone else get weird Mitchell vibes during the "love scene"?
I guess it makes sense for Donald Trump to be made into a porn parody. I mean they did the same goddamn thing to Sarah Palin.
Nice job on having Actual Lee, Toby Fair, and Bastard Film Brain appear on this episode.
5:47- Well, the White House WAS built by slaves.
Donald Trump: Make America Cum Again.
Holy shit, linkara was born to play that role
I was disappointed--not with review, but with the movie. I was hoping this would be ultimate triumph of Rule 24. BUT NOOOOOO! It was lame. You should've reviewed "God's Not Dead 2."
I take it at some point you'll be doing the Spongebob Porno...
For some inane reason, searching "Spongebob" on Woodrocket only brings up one video, but "Spongeknob" brings up both videos and behind the scenes featurettes...
Of coarse SpongeBob SquarePants has a porno parody, because the joke in the episode "The Smoking Peanut" about SpongeBob having or not having pubic hair just wasn't enough.
Well, Spongebob is based off the deadly sin Lust. That's why he frolics and makes such creepy faces...
Spongebob - Lust
Patrick - Sloth
Sandy - Pride
Squidward - Wrath
Mr. Krabs - Greed
Plankton - Envy
Spongebob writer Mr. Lawrence says Hillenberg based the seven main characters off the seven deadly sins in audio commentary...
So when will Brad look at the porn parody of the libertarian candidate; "Feel the Johnson"?
My favorite part of the Donald Trump porn was when he fucked Ted Cruz in the primaries...
I found Trump's description of Bernie as, "Like the Richard Dreyfuss Garbage Pail Kids card!" fucking hilarious and possibly the best insult ever. I Googled it for ten minutes and still don't know WTF it even means but jesus that's an epic insult.
For truly, I think we can all agree- Richard Dreyfuss would most assuredly be a terrible Garbage Pail Kid card to be stuck with. If word got out that you had a weak card like that in your GBK card collection you couldn't even get arrested at a 4th tier Garbage Pail Kid convention in the midwest.
Actually, I think is kinda funny the fact that you guys in the USA are stuck with so many bad candidates for President, now you know how we feel here in Brazil, we always have to vote between a "giant douche" or a "turd sandwich".
To be fair, I don't think Donald Trump needs of any seduction weapon, he has money, he's worth a cockabillion dollars!
P.S: I still don't like Film Brain, I don't know if it's intended, but he sounds like if Mike Myers was overacting his Austin Powers role... ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
As funny as this review is (and it is *very* funny) .... it's nothing compared to the sheer *hysterics* I'm in after reading the YouTube comments. My GOD - the mountainous amounts of butt-hurt!....you could wash away Trump's shitty golf course with the rivers & rivers of fanboy tears! This Poli-Wonk thanks you :D
And if anything proves "Lewis's Law" (Lewis's Law: "The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism."), it's definitely that comment section.
That background poster made me assume one of the callers would have a Donald Duck voice... clearly the Snob's fault, and not mine for looking up what movie said poster was for.
Eh. Bastard Film Brain was funny.
Excellent review, Bradley. I love porn parody films and my favorite is when Huma Abedin gives a hummer to Anthony Weiner while Bill Clinton felches Hillary while she opposes amnesty and gay marriage on national television.
I'm waiting for the Cinemasnob porn parody titled "The Cinema Slobber: A XXX Parody". Can't wait to see Jake the Snake and Dave Knob Gobbler double team the Cinema Slobber.
One final note, I hope we all agree when I say Make Spoony Good Again. At the rate his Patreon is falling, he'll have to move in with you, Bradley.
I doubt very much Noah will ever achieve the level of success he once had. He had a good thing going, and he blew it.
To see him drop from $5,000 a month, to barely $1,600, is laughable.
He still makes more than I do.
That horrible fake tan looks like the grease you wipe off of your shitty school lunch pizza. Appropriate.
Vote Cthulhu 2016 why settle for the lesser of two evils?
Mankind has had it's chance at success we blew it.
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Is it weird that Tramp's Trump costume looked terrible and yet spot on at the same time? Like, it doesn't look anything like Trump, but it perfectly captures everything terrible about his body.
The perfection of imperfection.
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Vote Devine 2016: Make America Filthy Again. First-Degree Murder, Cannibalism, Shit-Eating, and First-Degree Stupidity for all Americans. KILL EVERYONE NOW!!!!
Part of me is convinced that Wood Rocket is secretly funded by some anti-porn group to create the most unappealing pornos ever in order to turn people off the stuff. I mean between this and Strokemon, who the hell gets off on this crap?
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.