Come on, Blip.
Blip has what you need.
It has the electrolytes that plants crave.
An' you say it's just a glitch,
An' you say it's just a glitch,
FUCK YOU BLIP FUCK YOU
It Finally works!!
C'mon guys, just relax. So you have to wait a few minutes before Blip fully works. It's not like it refuses to work altogether.
It's times like this I look back and laugh at memories of walking ~2 hours to the local Showcase Video as a kid to rent a dozen or so VHS tapes to get me through the weekend. If my friends and I were lucky maybe 2/3 of them hadn't been wrecked by previous renters and reshelved anyway.
Long damn walk. Uphill. Both ways. In the snow. Damn young'uns don't know how good they have it...and now I'm my grandfather. Damn it.
The summer after ninth grade, my friends and I used to walk to Blockbuster (remember Blockbuster?) every day. They had an account that let them rent two movies at a time for a flat rate. We'd go there once, sometimes twice a day, and we spent the whole summer watching movies. More often than not, we'd rent the kind of best-worst movies Brad always riffs on.
It's Friday the 13th meets The Little Rascals? Well it better be Beware Children at Play levels of good.
I always wondered if that room was Brad's bedroom, or if it was reserved only for recording.
Cool Grizzly II poster! I hope somebody sends a 27x40 version for you to hang with an autographed message "Screw You Suzanne Nagy!" Then again, this movie is like Grizzly II only half-finished AND released!
What the hell was the "better movie" he references? Sounded f*cked up, somebody tell me!
If you're referring to the movie he referenced about the lady feeding her husband her dead lover's dick , it's called The cook, the thief, his wife and her lover. It's got Helen Mirren in it, directed by Peter Greenaway and it's IMO awesome. It's one of my favorite movies so I smiled so hard when he mentioned. I'll admit it's not a movie for everyone so I hope you have a strong stomach.
Nothing shocks me. . . . . & I'm not even a scientist!
You know, this is one of the few movies that brad's reviewed here that I've actually watched. Yeah this film was fucking weird.
I only know Leif Garrett from "The Smoking Gun presents World's Dumbest..." series. My favorite is "World's Dumbest Inventions"!
I cant tell how long the video is. All it says on the bottom is Advertisement Playing. Does anyone else have this problem or is it just me?
I have the same problem. I have for the past few days.
Maybe it's a Chrome issue. I haven't tried watching stuff here yet with a different browser.
I have too for the past few days. Even happens when watching stuff on youtube.
Bit annoying, but meh,..
Same issue here. Firefox.
I've been getting that too since yesterday
I've had the same issue as well using Safari.
It's been like that on any of the Blip videos I've watched for the past couple days now.
You too? I thought I was going crazy. It's been going on for me too and I didn't notice it until maybe yesterday or Friday. I have no idea what Blip is doing. <_<
One of these days I'm gonna get those filthy kids--OWWW BEAR TRAPS!
"Blip doesn't work" has become the "first" of these comments sections.
Looking at the drawing...are they planeteers? If yes, is CS captain planet?
In my experience violent video games do not produce homicidal children. They are usually born during an eclipse .
Dammit, where's Guru Larry? He's usually pretty good at having horrible children die in hilarious ways whenever he's around. Fuck knows we could use some "farm accidents" with these little shits.
Watching this made me remember watching this movie with my dad when i was eight. I... I don't know how to feel about this.
Holy shit...Leif Garrat, my old man did security at a Leif Garrat concert back in the day.....i just thought id like to share that.
I feel that brad has done this movie before because I am having some serious deja-vu. And man this movie looks bad. And boring. Bad and boring man, why did you decide to watch this? Its like a bad drama with killer kids thrown in just for shits and giggles, and all we got was shit.
First video I've seen in a while where "The Greatest American Hero" hasn't complained about the Snob not using his old theme
What happened to Jared? (I am curious, but I also want to avoid talking about the "movie" I use the term loosely, like Sasha Grey loosely...)
He was terminated with prejudice
That may have been partly my fault, when I asked him to sign my Jerrid Foiles life-size cardboard cutout.
Brad, I don't think it was a very good idea to start the episode with a Halloween 3 quote...'cause now the review can't get any better! X3
After your reference to "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover" I had to pause the review to watch the movie, be back later to watch the rest of this review.
Lief really was working that leisure suit, wasn't he!
So are we ever going to get more snob cock in our lives? The frontal on the dvd was glorious indeed, but fleeting and a bit blurry. I would gladly pay another 20-30 bucks to see more of brad frolicking around in the nude, cock swinging in the breeze. I'd even go as high as 40 or 50 if it was in a higher definition, longer, and more gratuitous. This is a character that watches porn for a living! Let's see some more action! The fans need more naked Brad! Nay, we demand it! Thank you in advance...
That IS Shelley Morrison...I though the snob was just dicking around again.
Speaking of dick...
WHOA, Rosario!? I thought she looked familiar, it was driving me nuts!
There is already a movie called "Bastards" out there, Snob.
It's a Russian movie about several teenage boys who are also underage criminals who were sent by Soviet army into the hinterland of Germany to fight Nazis during WW II times. I'm shitting you not, here you go - http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0460012/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
It's a pretty crappy movie, though.
If you're interested I can think of two other films that Leif Garrett did being "God's Gun" and "Kid Vengence"(Both w/Lee van Cleef)
Great Review...Love the Mill Creek plugs.
You know, you should throw up a "File not found" title card whenever you mention Grizzly 2. Just saying. ^_^
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.