Sorry 0 stars, in the original cruising there were a lot more than 57 people having sex in the same sequence.
Maybe you didn't contact Geico because...
You banged a girl in a seedy place
Took a dump on your grandma's face
Sprayed a GameStop employee with mace
No matter what your reason
Today could be your day to save!
Today could be your day to save!
LOL! Nice Chris-Chan refrence! - HawlSera
Damn right, my good sir. Zero stars all around.
Never mind the fact that they made 57 sequels to the original crusing with only 46 being better than the original but well at least it's not a remake with a PG-13 rating.
We can only hope that Hollywood does not decide to go into that direction with the series
I don't think I have seen push ups done like that before. It was certainly nice to watch though.
mm, brad's pants falling down doing pushups. :3
It explains the tight ass comment Jake made later so well.
You should review "GInger Ale Afternoon". A pregnancy porno.
I have a feeling Fat Grandma would want to slap Eminem in the mouth for that song!
The movie could use a little more Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons and we may have a gay porno version of Jersey Boys!
She would slap the sass-wax right out of his ears.
Man, I did not need to see part of Jake's ass.
All or nothin' bro!
DUDE, with a second viewing, I now realize that it was actually too much of BRAD's ass that I saw, bro!
Don't know how to cope with this....
I think I'll go jerk off...I mean, WORK OUT, bro!
Em, heh. HUAH!
So, how about that Wildcats game? They did some awesome ball handling....NO...I mean, SPORTS PLAYING, bro!!!
...I gotta go.
Ah, it's nice to see Brad's ass yet again. Not as impressive as his schween, but still pretty cool. XD
Am I the only one reminded by the opening credits sequence of Moral Orel?
"You're nice!" *kiss on cheek*
"You're nice!" *kiss on cheek*
Cracker Jacks? Well, I could eat out, but if u bros got Cracker Jacks I'll toss my hat in the ring, fellas!
Also, when I hear "Tequila", for some reason I always think of dancing turtles. Crazy, huh?
Also, HOLY SHIT! That radio announcer at the end mentioned "Route 1 in Saugus!" This was filmed near my home town?
Guest appearance from the Bros AND Brad's plumber crack?
oh man, Jake saying "I Wanna Fuck!" cracks me up. this is hands down the funniest "new" video you've posted in 2015. the scenes with you and Jake were worth it my friend. I can't wait to see more.
it's both strange & funny that one moment I went from watching Brad talking about smoking crack to watch Inherent Vice to having Brad show his plumber crack a few moments later.
It "cracks" you up!
I totally get it!
remember kids, crack is wack.
Just remember not to whack to the crack or you'll see black
unless a monkey is spanking your crack while eating a midnight snack. cut me some slack or else you'll get smack on the back of a cadillac singing songs by Burt Bacharach.
okay, this is already starting to get weird. god damn it Brad, we didn't need to see half of your ass on screen. as funny as this review truly is, it's starting to get a little weird on this website.l any moment and Brad will be doing a midnight screening during a full mooning.
What? A review of a porno spoof of a George Lucas movie that doesn't contain any George Lucas jokes? Now where will I go to find someone on the internet making fun of George Lucas? WHERE?!!
THIS IS EVIL!!
Gay is bad!! Gay is bad!!
And I am offended that you have snobbed my screen debut. But i have since been cured of my gayness. And all those gay call boys that visit me at night... i am converting them to heterosexualness! I really am! (with my dick)
Preach it, bro.
I love the bros, bro! The bros mos' totes need a movie broseph! Maybe directed by tha bro's bro himself, Brod Jones!
It's coming out soon. It's called "The Human Spider Part 3."
already got my thrill on my blueberry hill
Ah the bro review finally springs to life from Hangover 3. To complete this scene all you needed was a beer helmet.
Before this, The Bros also showed up in The Snob's "Can't Stop the Music" episode.
How dare you insinuate that the name of the legendary Drexel Hemsley would be associated with this sort of immoral "film." There was never a time in the 70s where anyone a part of the estate would even consider the possibility of licensing one of out more treasured recording artist's to any film for any sum of money until last year when the idea for a biopic came to our attention due to the waning popularity since the 70's brought the disco era. Now the memory of "The Dream" will live forever in the light of cinema and we shall not need any sort of "endorsement" from the likes of you. I hope you're proud of yourself for associating a wonderful talent with this hunk of garbage.
this review was hilariass.
It's scary how into the bro role Jake gets...and how well he does it.
ONCE YOU GO BRO, YOU NEVER GO BACK, BRO
I didn't notice the moment by moment poster in the background till the end; that's actually kinda funny.
I don't know what it is, but every time I see Jake I just wanna give him a big hug. <3
That's for Patreon members only
Boy, the prequest to Christine is extremely graphic.
A gay porno?! Some of the best comment sections spawn from these!
I love the "bros" segments.
I really liked the way you incorporated the comedy skits (the bros) into this review! It's not as forced as with Doug and Phelous, though I like them too. It's sprinkled in such a subtle way that works for your comedy style and I fuckin' love it! I'd like to see you do more of that.
That shit didn't even rhyme at all, son. You're not a real broet at all, are you?!
I see the director made two movies called "Splendor in the Ass" and "Happiness is a Big Cock."
YEY! THE BROS!
Brad how did you get the "5" like that?
You mean in the title on this page? That's just the way the 5 looks in that particular font. The font is called "IM Fell".
I'm really sad to see that you've joined the ranks of people who see a gay subtext in every movie. Cruisin' 57 is not a gay film. People are always seeing homosexuality in everything.
Dude, it's a gay porn.
It can't be. There were no homosexuals in 1950s You're just reading too much into it.
Is that like Ahmadinejad saying there are no homosexuals in Iran, and the rest of us are thinking, "Yeah, because you killed them all"?
What's Buddhism got to do with anything?
Hey, screw you Brad, The Number 23 is a very good psychological thriller that got 9/10 stars in my very own review. Because I produce quality critique, you should obviously alter your review of Cruisin' 57; that line right there was very disrespectful of the materpiece that is The Number 23.
everyone else seems to like the bros, maybe its coz im not american but it seems like a mean spirited, one note joke, and it wasn't all that funny the first time.
How is it mean spirited, unless you really feel sorry for homophobic college bros? Maybe it is just an American thing, but the satire here is pretty spot on.
you could tell mean spirited one note jokes about nazis and it'd get old pretty quick, wouldn't mean i felt sorry for them(and i actually know what a nazi was).
that was a poor explanation i just got up, its like the big bang theory's comedy, i don't know anyone who's such a stereotypical nerd either but i know that show is mean spirited, one note and lazy. it's not the same as being mean to someone.
So then is The Cinema Snob also mean spirited because he makes fun of art critics? The Bros are just a spoof of the stereotypical, trying too hard to be straight, college meathead.
ddp, you're thinking way too hard about this dude. It's a cutaway gag, that's it. It's fine if you don't find it funny, not everyone is going to find it funny, especially if you don't get what it's spoofing; but mean spirited? Please. Especially in a show about a character that consistently overstereotypes the pretentious art critic and namecalls about everything under the sun.
fair enough, i think mean spirited is being taken as stronger than i meant it to be tho. plus the internet makes whatever is written seem more extreme.
it was an enjoyable episode, keep up the good work.
How DARE you INSULT Brad by comparing his ART to the SHIT that is the big bang theory. That show SUCKS SO MUCH AND HAS NOTHING FUNNY. EVER. Brad and Jake are freaking hilarious, unlike the big bang theory. Seriously, that show sucks.
I think "The Bros" movie is in order. It could be about the bros unknowingly making a gay porn snuff film. It would be pretty gay bro
Okay, this idea just hit me: The Bros Watch Brokeback Mountain!
Loved the knock at HLN!
That bit about the soundtrack, takes me back to an evening last year where I found a forum post listing the soundtrack to "Hooker With A Heart Of Gold" so i could download all those songs. . .
Thank you for bringing the Bros back!!! By the way I can't believe you made a reference to Jeff Stryker! How did you find out about him? If you like his films, I also recommend looking up Zak Spears's films, he is without a doubt my favorite gay porn star. You might also get a kick out of the films of Chi Chi LaRue if you want to bring back the bros to review more Gay Porn. :P
The Cinema Snob: The critic with the grown up taste!
What do you mean by taste?
That guy with the shimmery yellow jacket bending over there reminded me more of the band, Sha-na-na. But that's just me.
That movie was pretty gay, bro. unlike the bros, bro, who are the straightest bros this side of brodom, bro.
I want/NEED to see Alex Jowski pop up between the bros one day. That would make me piss joy for a week.
i wonder if brad is gay because he watches gay porn... i cant sit through gay porn... brad can... he got divorced... he he gay?
By that same logic Brad must also want to have sex with sasquatch, E.T., Beavis and Butthead, dead bodies, and the countless other adult films he's watched on here. I'm friends with him on facebook, and given his post divorce relationship statuses and pictures, I'm going to guess that no, he's not gay.
Brad is that you, we all know how you love watching gay movies. What other reason is there for you watching them?
You're probably confused about your sexual identity.
You should review the movie "Kiss Daddy Goodnight" Really up your alley in terms of shit.
That sounds like a dare...... Perhaps even a new "reaction" video......
No mo' bros - fo' sho, yos!
Funny thing is, with the low visual quality and the oldies soundtrack, this actually reminds me of an old Brad Jones movie.
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.