Thanks for yet another fantastic vid :)
Man behind the sun next please :D
Men Behind the Sun certainly is a famous exploitation film, but I think Brad will keep it in reserve until it is the year of Japanese gore films. This is Italian year.
Actually, I think that's Chinese. Who else but a Chinese filmmaker would make a movie about the Japanese imperial army at its worst?
That's what I meant to say. It WAS a Hong Kong film. Japan would never make a movie about Unit 731. The current PM of Japan denies that any war crimes against civilians in Asia occurred at all!
There is a whole lot of wrongness in it
Once again, ta Mr Snob. Bloody love your vids ^^
If anything, this video proves Brad is the Man In Front Of The Sun.
I'm pretty sure he's just plain "Mr. Sun". Just ask Jake.
Yeah, what was up with the lighting? It really shined on Brad's head and the wall, made those parts look washed out.
Isn't pointing out bad lighting in a Cinema Snob episode a little odd at this point?
Brad already did the 3rd one on live nude geek. pretty sure he'd rather die than doing it again
YES! Return of Tequila and Bonetti!
I honestly can't tell if he likes it genuinely or ironically.
I have a terrible fear this Tequila & Bonetti obsession of Brad's will become all-consuming. References to the show will become more frequent and of longer duration.
Soon instead of uploading Snob episodes Brad will increasingly upload video reviews of T&B episodes.
By the end of the process the show will have degenerated into the 'Internet's No. 1 Tequila & Bonetti Fansite!!' The only original content being uploaded will be Brad;s T&B fanfiction & Brad's original 'Tequila & Bonetti new episodes', starring Brad as Bonetti and with Jake as the voice of Tequila.
Brad is glowing, not glowering. I think he got it wrong.
This movie is so weird...I really can't understand what was the general idea behind the movie, for me it's just a randon piece of plots together to make a "very scary movie". I love Italian horror movies, but this one is pretty bad, not even in a funny way like The Hell of the Living Dead.
The plot of the movie is based on a music called "Deathmask Divine" which I find curious.
Cheers from Brazil Brad, still wating for you to review Joe Coffin series, one of our beloved Brazilian Horror movie treasures haha.
Deathmask Divine is also a fantastic Black Dahlia Murder song with lyrics based on the story of Carl Tanzler: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Tanzler.
9:55: Holy shit, he turned her into Emma Roberts!
9:45: No, no, don't use the bathtub! Haven't you seen Breaking Bad? This is gonna happen:
Zombi 10 has been added to Beyond The Darkness' titles on IMDB now, hasn't it?
Was called Zombi 10 in Mexico apparently.
I don't know how anybody can get into these Italian horror movies.
They are too stupid and mostly boring for me to watch.
I like bad movies, but not when they're dull.
It's just a bunch of random nonsensical stuff.
Yes, because one D.Amato film = All Italian films.
Too many ideas stuffed into one movie.
That end stinger feels like a prequel to Nekromantik!
The alternate title for this review will be "Mr. Sun's Revenge". :P
I vomeowted all over my cats because of this video. Thanks a lot.
I like how the main character tears out the hitchhikers nails not so much to kill her but because he's a total dick.
The german subtitle (the one that calls the movie "Sado") translates to "Open the gates of hell", yeah just to add to the confusion.
Alternate title: "The Incredibly Depraved Taxidermist Who Sucked Titties and Became A Mixed-Up Cannibal"
the lighting in this video is weird
What is D'Amato on to make his movies so scatterbrained? So weird.
Plus I think Brad's becoming a beacon of light
What's with the lights? Did the Snob ascend in to heaven?
Now this was a real throwback. It was just like some of the early snob episodes. And it was not half an hour long. I watched everything, and didnt get distracted and actually finished it.
Loved it. Long time.
Please make more videoes that people with small attention span can watch.
You mean like last week, which had an episode that was actually shorter than this one? Or Cruisin 57 from a few weeks ago that was also shorter? The only episode in the past few months that was a half an hour was Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, the rest of the episodes are only a mere few minutes longer than this. Hardly a throwback dude, it's pretty much the norm.
That breast feeding scene reminded me of Little Britain when the son keeps asking for "bitty" and everyone look at the mother and son with disgust that the mother is still breast feeding her 40 year old son.
I really like the artist who does the title cards. He doesn't get enough credit, this one is great (and creepy)!
I also love how the recent ones are made to look like movie posters. Dude, you should sell some of these as actual posters.
I SHOULD NOT HAVE ATE CHILI WHILE WATCHING THIS
......good review though, 5 stars
Even with all this movie had, it's still not as disgusting or as stupid as Caddyshack 2...damn close, though.
Damn, I can sure go for some pizza rolls about now.
Goddamn I love fucking during this movie!!
*casts magic missile*
I know why there's a ghost! Remember that "cop" car from earlier in the film? Clearly those were the Ghostbusters!
"Why are you casting magic missile? There's nothing to attack here!"
"I-I'm attacking the darkness!"
dead alewives dungeons and dragons
oh my... That is too funny. Rare reference
Oh, my, the deadpan, sarcastic, "Never heard that before" zinger.
Never heard that before.
Ever heard of the new Nic Cage film called "Dying of the Light"?
No, Snob, don't go into the light!
"So Beyond the Darkness was banned in several countries.. fucking duh."
Kudos.. this does indeed rank as one of the top most bizarre.
wow! your just shitting out snob episodes now. great work team snob I am a long time fan!
What's with the shittily strong lighting, Snob? Are we going back to the basement, but now in reverse? Boo, I'm very disappointed in you, 2/10.
NOPE NOPE NOPE! THATS A HOLE LOT OF NOPE!
BRO! YES! YES, BRO, YES! A The Fall reference! It's a sweet show bro!
did... did brad just make an over the hedge reference?
So this is what happens when an Italian exploitation movie director directs the music video for Blue by A Perfect Circle. I don't think that's what Maynard James Keenan envisioned.
There are very few movies that actually make me say: What the fuck did I just watch? This is one of them. Reminds me of the german corpse fuckers movie.
Man, I picked the right video to do this.
Snob, you should review "Death Game", that would be perfect!!! Especially with "Knock Knock" coming round the corner (eventually, once a release date comes out!!)
"That's the same out of place piano music used at the end of Hell of the Living Dead!"
Can't wait to see his reaction to Contamination then!
Some of the older archived videos of 2009 were brought over from the youtube account before thecinemasnob.com was created, so please forgive the lesser video quality of such as some did not transfer well.