A Big Box with a compass and a stock and this thing that tells time.
The Big Box: "A Christmas Story"
The Big Box: "The Thirsty Dead"
They're dead, and they're parched.
Vic Dealeo (voiced by Brad Jones) deals in antique big box VHS tapes. With the help of the busty "Big Box Model" (Jillian Zurawski), he attempts to sell them via cheesy infomercials.