Snob Riffs! "Halloween Safety"
Got a cool costume idea? Don't worry, your parents ruin it for you!
10/29/2014 04:13:15 am
hmmm... This video is not ripe yet.
10/29/2014 04:45:30 am
That poor kid in the witch costume is going to get rocks thrown at her.
10/29/2014 09:55:42 am
lol, are you making a Peanuts reference or is that just a hilarious coincidence?
I have watched this video before on Youtube, and I quite enjoy it. I like they are perpetrating the myth that people put razor blades in apples.
10/30/2014 12:11:31 pm
Notice how she didn't go to the black kid's home for candy. (though they were at the party and trying on costumes.)
10/29/2014 05:03:37 am
Wait... all that talk about safety, and they don't pick up on the fact that these parents are letting their 5-6-7 year old kids go out ALONE, with no adult supervision??!?!
10/29/2014 05:33:25 am
Brad's not the only one angry over not wearing a mask at all!
10/29/2014 07:00:47 am
So long skirts are dangerous for costumes.
10/30/2014 06:22:46 am
Hah yeah and why just ban them on Halloween? Long skirts should be forbidden all year around. :D For safety!
10/29/2014 08:24:07 am
Didn't Mister X riff this like 2 years ago? Fuck it I'm down, this video was pretty riffable.
10/29/2014 09:51:00 am
Chloe and Lloyd should be the cats from Lady & the Tramp this year
10/29/2014 11:35:31 am
"But Daaaad.... we go as Si and Am EVERY year! I wannabe Godzilla this year!"
10/29/2014 10:06:01 am
So the moral is... build street lamps in the neighborhood so drivers can see the kids dressed in black.... maybe the state should have saved up enough money to actually do that rather than spend their money on a safety video campaign.
10/29/2014 11:33:42 am
Yeah, name one person who would want to go as a white mage. Useful as they are to the party no one wants to be the healer ^_^
10/29/2014 12:38:42 pm
I know it's early but what the hell. . . . . . .
10/29/2014 04:50:38 pm
I literally lost it at the Carl Sagan joke!
10/29/2014 07:07:12 pm
"Keep your jokes funny and harmless."
10/30/2014 11:50:20 am
Heres a neat fact related to this video.There has not been one single case of razor blades in Halloween candy.Its just an urban legend. Dont believe me?Look it up on snopes.
10/30/2014 11:52:22 am
Also im pretty sure kids getting fruit on Halloween is a myth too.What kind of monster would give those out instead of candy?
10/30/2014 12:03:20 pm
When I was small I went to a house that gave us fruit. They were like athletes you know? Like the super health nut kind of athletic family that believed that kids just gotta learn to "eat healthy in fun ways". OH also the fruit went bad by the time we got back to the house, and since they were caramel apples and the carmel melted, they also got all the candy we had sticky which SUCKED because it's surprisingly annoying to open up sticky candy wrappers.
10/31/2014 12:43:58 pm
10/31/2014 02:26:13 pm
A very Sagan Halloween to you all
10/31/2014 04:07:33 pm
The Klan done took my witches costume!
11/7/2014 08:35:29 pm
Silly Brad, Carlos Mencia Doesn't tell jokes. You know that. Silly silly brad.
2/2/2015 03:24:40 pm
Sooo, is crossdressing on halloween normal in the USA?
3/8/2015 10:11:18 am
Wait.... that scene of the kid falling in traffic.... is that scene in day-for-night?! No wonder you can't see the kid! Take the filter off, and the problem is solved!
4/13/2015 05:56:02 pm
I counted 6 KKK jokes in this thing. Good work.
10/22/2015 06:13:24 pm
Did he take it from the site? When i load the page there is no video; and it isn't on youtube either. Was he just not proud of it? or was he like forced to take it down or something?
10/22/2015 06:48:21 pm
8/14/2017 08:29:41 pm
what happened to the vid its gone? and i cant find it anywhere else
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