Snob Riffs! "A Visit to Santa"
It's the Santa workshop for kids who have been extremely naughty!
12/23/2014 08:21:57 am
Don't bang on the glass! it enrages the Christmas Robots
12/23/2014 08:58:23 am
Now I want a Snowpiercer set with Denzel Washington and Chris Pine action figures!
12/23/2014 09:34:38 am
12/23/2014 10:28:19 am
I can't believe you talked over the best part! At the end Santa says "Remember kids, Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO" Even the most hardcore, dinosaur denying Christians don't believe that Jesus was born "hundreds" of years ago. Everyone keep an eye out on TCM to see if this short shows up.
12/23/2014 10:58:34 am
Check out "Phantom time hypothesis", which says that part of the Middle Ages never happened. I'm sure there is some crackpot out there that thinks Jesus was born less than 2000 years ago and also believes in young Earth creationism. At least I hope so.
12/23/2014 12:12:53 pm
Well if you wana be technical he did die "hundreds" of years ago, in that 2000 years was 20 centuries.
12/23/2014 10:55:52 am
The musical score mixed in with the robotic workers provides an ambiance worthy of a 1970s horror film. When they said Santa thinks children's noise is music, I had to wonder if that included muffled screams. And I have to admit I secretly hoped Christmas parade Santa-in-the-Chimney would get tangled in the overhanging decorations along the route.
12/23/2014 12:05:09 pm
"Dick and Ann's severed heads were later found by two fishermen in a canal in Vero Beach, Florida. The rest of their bodies hava never been recovered.
12/23/2014 12:55:14 pm
Santa's got a private helicopter AND a rocket ship? He's truly the one percent. Merry holidays.
12/23/2014 01:05:41 pm
this was really funny. you'd ought to do more Riff Tracks.
12/23/2014 01:20:45 pm
I love the Fun In Balloonland comments in this one.
Fun in Balloon Land Woman
12/24/2014 12:40:24 am
Oooooohhh... it will take me a week to get over this one!
Not the Snob
12/24/2014 04:11:13 pm
Stop fucking the balloons!!
12/23/2014 04:24:32 pm
Brad as Riff Raff? Sploosh.
12/28/2014 03:34:03 am
Now sing to us, o hairless one!
12/23/2014 04:36:35 pm
I want a Snowpiercer playset for Christmas!
12/23/2014 05:25:05 pm
Where's Merlin and the Flower to Disappear? Where's the Magic Teletalker? Where's Lupita?! They're getting the Santa lore all wrong!
Forever alone at christmas
12/23/2014 08:32:43 pm
I love you Brad, do not ever stop existing in the dark and cold corners of the interweb.
I Fucking Hate Christmas
12/23/2014 10:28:12 pm
Yea, yeah. Merry fucking Christmas.
12/24/2014 12:41:32 am
You shut your bitch-ass up!
12/24/2014 03:00:40 am
Thank god you're here to save us from that Cinema Scrooge Kirk!
12/24/2014 12:10:00 am
A twin peaks reference?!? My christmas wish came true!
12/24/2014 12:58:06 am
Thanks for this, Brad. I have to work today, and it'll be easier on me now that I have your imitation of the Balloon Land Lady to bring a smile to my face.
12/24/2014 02:59:36 am
That impression of crazy balloon lady was spot on O_o
12/24/2014 04:22:59 pm
It took my spouse and I half the video to figure out why we thought we watched this a week ago. The spouse thought an old video had re-posted. I thought we had just seen those creepy angels in a different snob video. I wonder how long it would have taken us to remember watching the Riff Trax version on Hulu if we weren't high?
12/25/2014 10:40:23 am
No Deep Throat reference during the fireworks?
12/25/2014 11:06:47 am
Dear god, that Shaggs reference about killed me lol
1/5/2015 03:06:06 am
A Visit Fo Santa
8/15/2015 09:58:20 pm
Sweet, a Twin Peaks reference.
6/5/2016 05:33:07 pm
You know, Rifftrax did this as well.
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