Don't bang on the glass! it enrages the Christmas Robots
Now I want a Snowpiercer set with Denzel Washington and Chris Pine action figures!
Seriously, are you ever "Snob" Christmas Evil? He could order it from Vic Dealio.
Damn, I miss Vic, & I REALLY miss the Big Box model. . . I think we all do :-(
I can't believe you talked over the best part! At the end Santa says "Remember kids, Christmas is to celebrate the birth of Jesus HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO" Even the most hardcore, dinosaur denying Christians don't believe that Jesus was born "hundreds" of years ago. Everyone keep an eye out on TCM to see if this short shows up.
Check out "Phantom time hypothesis", which says that part of the Middle Ages never happened. I'm sure there is some crackpot out there that thinks Jesus was born less than 2000 years ago and also believes in young Earth creationism. At least I hope so.
Well if you wana be technical he did die "hundreds" of years ago, in that 2000 years was 20 centuries.
The musical score mixed in with the robotic workers provides an ambiance worthy of a 1970s horror film. When they said Santa thinks children's noise is music, I had to wonder if that included muffled screams. And I have to admit I secretly hoped Christmas parade Santa-in-the-Chimney would get tangled in the overhanging decorations along the route.
"Dick and Ann's severed heads were later found by two fishermen in a canal in Vero Beach, Florida. The rest of their bodies hava never been recovered.
Santa's got a private helicopter AND a rocket ship? He's truly the one percent. Merry holidays.
Speaking of the one percent and the War on Christmas, does anyone have the network AWE (A Wealth of Entertainment)? Did you see that weird Christmas bumper? I have the link to this totally NOT ironic commercial here.
this was really funny. you'd ought to do more Riff Tracks.
from everyone at Team Snob, Marry Christmas. ^-^
I love the Fun In Balloonland comments in this one.
Oooooohhh... it will take me a week to get over this one!
Stop fucking the balloons!!
Brad as Riff Raff? Sploosh.
Now sing to us, o hairless one!
I want a Snowpiercer playset for Christmas!
Where's Merlin and the Flower to Disappear? Where's the Magic Teletalker? Where's Lupita?! They're getting the Santa lore all wrong!
I love you Brad, do not ever stop existing in the dark and cold corners of the interweb.
Yea, yeah. Merry fucking Christmas.
You shut your bitch-ass up!
Thank god you're here to save us from that Cinema Scrooge Kirk!
A twin peaks reference?!? My christmas wish came true!
Thanks for this, Brad. I have to work today, and it'll be easier on me now that I have your imitation of the Balloon Land Lady to bring a smile to my face.
That impression of crazy balloon lady was spot on O_o
It took my spouse and I half the video to figure out why we thought we watched this a week ago. The spouse thought an old video had re-posted. I thought we had just seen those creepy angels in a different snob video. I wonder how long it would have taken us to remember watching the Riff Trax version on Hulu if we weren't high?
No Deep Throat reference during the fireworks?
ZERO STARS! FAIL!
Dear god, that Shaggs reference about killed me lol
A Visit Fo Santa
Shit just got getto
Sweet, a Twin Peaks reference.
You know, Rifftrax did this as well.
Kevin: Ah! A visit fo Danta!
We watch 'em... We riff 'em...