Admiral Crackers doesn't recommend this movie and thinks it should be sent to the briny deep.
On the other hand, if the movie had a box of tasty cereal in place of the fried chicken...
Slaver Brian also does not approve.
This review was amazing, I made a simple drinking game out of it after Jake said the bucket of chicken keeps coming up in the movie. Grab a glass of water if you don't drink or need to work early.
Just take a drink every time someone mentions any type of food or drink.
Stay hydrated people of the internet.
In the Winter's Tale review, you did say you wish you did movies as current as that. The internet used its one miracle to make that happen by giving you a modern exploitation movie!
I like Jake. He's my hot Ferrari.
I'm pretty sure you can get a whole bucket of popcorn chicken from a Wal-Mart Deli; There's a Bucket where you can pick three items, so you could technically pick popcorn chicken for all three options <_<...okay fine I did this once.
I don't know why I'm think about this but they should make a porno about a Vampire that eats women out when they have their periods and call it Count Illingus. Also I really want some popcorn chicken.
As a regular listener of Radiodrome, I can point out this was apparently done in 'Dracula Sucks' AKA 'The Coming of Dracula's Bride'.
I went to Jake's website, and no wonder he didn't like frankenhood.
I went to Jake's website at www.gofuckyourself.com and it is totally NSFW!!
am i the only one who wish there was like a (to sound totally creepy) voyeur edition of any of the movie reviews? A camera set up with its lens trained on the couch catching the reactions as the guys watch the movie then the footage is edited to either match a review, or strung together like a "...in 5 seconds" video?
That's basically the exact premise of "Best of the Worst" by Red Letter Media. They've covered schlock both familiar to Cinema Snob fans (Elves, Xtro) and in a category all its own (ROTOR, The Shoji Tabuchi Show).
All right, guys. I'm sold.
I'll be watching this movie tonight.
wtf, the chick on the front of the poster looks different on imdb and rotten tomatos
That's the "family friendly" version they sell in major stores.
Brad's version is the one promoting the big tits.
Actually saw the movie. The only redeemable qualities of this movie were Charlie Murphy and Topless Limo Girl. I've seen three Tyler Perry movies and two Shawn Levy movies that I liked more than that piece of shit movie. And, I'm being completely honest, "Birth of a Nation" was an easier sit than this.
-- An African-American
As a black man, do you believe there's some sort of cultural sabotage going on with these movies?
No, I believe that a person purposely making this movie racist would be funnier than this movie.
I have no idea who made this movie. A black person wouldn't make a movie this stereotypical accidentally. A racist would have made this movie more hatefully, and chances are everyone working on this movie would quit. A black person making fun of racism wouldn't make this movie this stupid. The only way why I think a person would make this movie was that it was just a random guy who wanted to make a stupid movie with his friends, and some stupid person in charge decided to release this film on DVD somewhere.
I'm sure you don't remember me, but about four years ago I donated a copy of Redneck Zombies for the Snob review. I'm contacting you with an inquiry: Would you be willing to, along with one or more persons from your crew (doesn't matter who), do an unscripted vlog review of two movies in exchange for a Paypal donation? Nothing fancy, you just sit down, watch the movies, then talk about them at the camera. The two movies in question aren't really movies, but rather stage plays that have had professional recordings released on Blu-ray. They are Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (NOT the Joel Schumacher film) and its sequel Love Never Dies. I would supply both Blu-rays at my own expense.
If you simply don't do requests like this, I fully understand. If the idea appeals to you, however, what donation do you think would be appropriate? If it is within my means, I will gladly give it, and you could do the vlogs at your convenience. Apart from the fact that I love these plays, they're so far out of your wheelhouse that I think the discussion would be interesting on premise alone.
Either way, I wish you a pleasant afternoon.
I havnt been able to find any of these movies on netflix to stream. Is he watching the dvds or streaming them?
DVD. The Random Button thing selects anything from Netflix's library (streaming and DVD).
Gotta say, I was really expecting you to get the Irvings together for this one. Not complain8ing it's Jake, but man, that would have been something...
Gah, I meant "the Brians", not "the Irvings". Unless he had the wedding already, and you wanted to torture the newlyweds.
Jake is right, social media is evil. The government already knows what porn I watch, why do I need to tell them who my friends are too?
Jake is off the grid. www.jakesaysgofuckyourself.com
Blaxwell Smart is Rashidi Harper
His other work...
This really pisses me off. Not because the movie sucked, but because he was clearly having fun making it. Now I can't insult him because I'd feel like a colossal dick for being mean to a guy who just wanted to make a funny movie.