The Ass Bleeder 2014!

7/6/2014

This year, Sarah joins Brad and Dave down the Ass Bleeder, plus Sarah makes a trip down the lamest slide in the park, and Brad hits the toilet.

48 Comments

t-h-o-r

7/6/2014 12:15:33 am

AdaWongLover5

7/6/2014 12:30:32 am

Boo. Zero Stars. There was no hot sauce in this video. Worst Flaming Brian ever.

LloydFan

7/6/2014 01:55:02 am

He should ride the Ass Bleeder while eating Ass Bleeder hot sauce and reviewing Ass Bleeder the movie. I don't know if there is such a movie, but there probably is.

The Commenter Formerly Known as Josh's Moley Ass

7/6/2014 12:40:01 am

"So many of the commenters wanted to hear you say that."

http://38.media.tumblr.com/1c0cc06cd2ce41e515c8564f4c52cc7d/tumblr_mlsd1oS6LF1ryzizgo1_500.gif

joebonner

7/6/2014 01:06:40 am

awwww man summers here. now i cant wait for brad tries state fair 2014 :)

Nasmannen

7/6/2014 01:32:42 am

"Brad tries deep fried green beans 2014"

sammy

7/7/2014 03:15:24 pm

More like "Brad tries deep fried green beans while drinking pickle-lemonade 2014"

LucasChad

7/6/2014 02:03:16 am

Would be funnier if you add a Wilhelm Scream to Brad hitting the toilet!

MikeK

7/6/2014 03:30:51 am

Sarah made her way down the wimpy slide with grace and dignity.

RandyPan

7/6/2014 03:34:30 am

I can think of a few things I'd like to do with Sarah's ass, but hopefully they wouldn't result in bleeding.

spuds

7/6/2014 08:11:10 am

Dude. No.

Bill Casey

7/6/2014 01:48:24 pm

I'm sure she will appreciate this completely unsolicited sexually aggressive comment, anonymous creepy stranger she's never met...

RandyPan

7/6/2014 02:40:51 pm

Dude, I said I hope it DOESN'T result in bleeding. Also, like I'm the first person ever to say something sexual about someone on Team Snob?

sciencemile

7/6/2014 06:51:38 pm

@Randy

Not exactly sure I understand your defense there; if fifty people made the exact same comment you did, that wouldn't suddenly make it okay. There would just be fifty creepy comments made by fifty creepy commenters. There's no prize for being Creepy Commenter number 50 <.<

John K

7/7/2014 07:43:51 am

Creepy commenter 49, on the other hand, gets to eat dinner at Brad's house with team Snob and enjoy the awkward silence.

Angela

7/10/2014 11:11:47 am

So help me John K, I will post 48 creepy comments about everyone's ass to bask in the awkward silence of a Team Snob dinner party.

sbkMulletMan

7/6/2014 03:42:58 am

For a moment, I thought Sara was like the ghost from the Haunted House episode of Ren & Stimpy on the wuss-slide.

"No, I don't think that's her"

vegimorph

7/6/2014 03:49:24 am

This and your fair videos are becoming a fun summer tradition Brad. When I get back home, I should try to do the slide at my nearby pool again. Gotta love that summer feeling. Also, not to sound like a creeper but Sarah Is so so pretty in this video :)

Justin link

7/6/2014 04:11:41 am

I was waiting for this video and I was not disappointed xD

Sho

7/6/2014 05:20:55 am

My favorite part was that Dave essentially went down in two very different ways. Seriously, I don't think the designers of that slide expected "immediate submersion" and "thrown the entire length of the exit tube" from a single body type, let alone man.

Mark

7/6/2014 05:31:34 am

Oh, my. Has it been a year already?

Andrew

7/6/2014 05:36:08 am

You guys are idiots . . . but I love you.

Luke

7/6/2014 06:04:35 am

Was Brad wearing Mountain Dew shorts? That's product placement! Brad is selling out!

ZERO STARS!

Adam

7/6/2014 12:59:21 pm

I was fine with it... until the split-second shot of the White Castle hat.

That's just going too far, man.

Luke

7/6/2014 01:05:13 pm

Yeah, what's next? Declaring that he likes Crystal Pepsi?

BradTriesBrad

7/6/2014 06:39:37 pm

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Misery On Wheels

7/6/2014 06:22:35 am

Afterwards, they should have made a video in their car talking about the experience.

LloydFan

7/6/2014 02:57:22 pm

They should make Jake and Irving watch this video, and then talk about it in the car.

Rob

7/10/2014 04:00:14 pm

"This video was worse than Priest"
-Jake

tolibera

7/6/2014 06:25:14 am

I was just in the mood to look up last year's video again. XD looked all through the "Brad Tries" to see if I could find it.

Riley

7/6/2014 06:28:06 am

Aww you guys loo like you're having fun. I gotta hit up the water parks and Disneyland in the near future.

Rusty

7/6/2014 07:48:42 am

Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go? WATERLOOP!!!!!!

Todd Bowden

7/6/2014 09:05:19 am

I really wish I knew what the song was in this video.

Ryan link

7/6/2014 11:26:35 am

It's 99 Luftballons by a German band called Nena. They also did a version in English called 99 Red Balloons.

MasterSeijin

7/6/2014 12:42:39 pm

Does Dave have a Greyhound tattoo on his right shoulder?

Anon-oooooo

7/6/2014 01:01:48 pm

Next year, those "swoosh pants" like polyester swim trunks.

Those would make even the yellow one a death trap.

Brandan

7/6/2014 02:44:34 pm

Brad falling through the center was quite funny. I do agree that the Wihelm scream should have been added in the replay

lrb

7/7/2014 01:19:55 am

Holy shit. Look at that hair. Dave hit the end so hard the second time he turned into Hitler.

Ariel

7/7/2014 02:34:36 am

2:32 has got to be the best moment, brad looking stunned and making odd noises in front of an audience of small girls.

Itai Lev

7/7/2014 06:00:10 am

Great as always.

Next time use a go pro so we can feel like our asses are bleeding as well.

DrunkenPunk800

7/7/2014 05:37:22 pm

I haven't been to a waterpark in a decade. The one place I used to go to closed, and the other was shut down after some dumb ass kid drowned.

Justin Simpson link

7/8/2014 04:06:44 am

You guys look like you had fun! Hope you're having a nice summer altogether!

Negotiator

7/8/2014 12:02:32 pm

Lol I live like 5 mins from that water park in Springfield I need to go check it out

Danny

7/8/2014 03:18:28 pm

Why am I so entertained by a video of three very slightly-famous Internet movie reviewers going down a waterslide?

Jraptor59

7/8/2014 05:49:12 pm

OK Sir, your pecker at the end of the uncensored video was a bit...uncomfortable. This latest screenshot looks like you shooting out of a urethra in a stream of ejuaculate.
Hmmm.
I like your site, have all of your movies (to help support your efforts), so I guess I cannot complain. I wouldn't have the balls to show my junk on video.
Thanks for the videos. This sounds like a load, but I am retired and disabled, and often your website/disc's are one the the few things I really laugh at/enjoy.
Thank you Brad

Sincerely,
Jonathan M. Hemmila

Shane Smith

7/9/2014 05:03:05 am

what

what do you mean "uncensored ass blaster video"

when has brad exposed himself on the site (other than the Stoned Gremlin filmography)

Hank

7/16/2014 08:28:03 am

lol brad got launched on that first time

Gary

7/16/2014 08:29:06 am

I don't know what's funnier, Dave sinking like a rock the first time down or Brad falling from that last ride.

The Ass Bleeder 2014!

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