This is going to be good.
Clarissa Explains Why God's Not Dead? Noooooooooo :/
I was sincerely hoping that that comment was a joke... it's not.
NOOOOO! I love Melissa Joan Hart! She's too good for pandering religions bullshit.
Before watching review just reading the description:
oh sweet mother of christ segregation and football and christian movie? oh no welp let me see the review...
After watching the review:
C. Thomas Howell the joker hmmm i like that idea.
Like when they write these christian movies do they understand how the world works or does a lunatic just write these movies?
They used religion to keep segregation in place quoting the bible..how the fuck....whatever its like talking to a brick wall
So which one was worse when the game stands tall or this one?
God's not dead 2....because everyone was asking for that
These are the same Fundie Whack-A-Doos that believe 'fossils were put there to test our faith'. You really can't debate people who live in a fact-free world....
But that's exactly what happened! Humans and dinosaurs co-existed! I learned that from the best docu-series on paleontology ever: the Flintstones. Are you calling Hanna-Barbera liars? "Fact-free" my ass!
I yearn for the days before PETA got a bug up their butt about using Woolly Mammoths as vacuum cleaners.
Oh darn, I guess they squandered the religious movie winning streak they had going on with Captive...
You should be thankful that God was giving you good lighting at the beginning of the video.
Thanks Brad (or should I say... Craig.)
Oh Damn! Poor Dave.... chew it back man, that movie ain't worth it!
The thumbnail image is too bright and shiny for my vampire tastes.
Aww I hope Dave gets to see some of the better good new movies soon.
Hot Diggity-Dutch angle!
Before you were even learning how to SPELL YOUR NAME!!!...I was being trained to CONSTANTLY LEAN AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE!!!
Gotta love how the Pure Flix logo is a straight rip off of Netflix, hip Christians just gotta steal yo.
Hey, if God didn't want them to steal, he would have made it a sin.
This review was an interesting viewpoint from... Oh look, a bunny!
I'll take "....SQUIRREL!" thankyouverymuch.
God's Not Dead TWO
High School football movie set in a small town and directed by the people who did Mom's Night Out (UGH!) this doesn't bode well.
Oh man oh man I can't wait for the God's Not Dead 2 review.
I can't wait for the 21st — the Regent 8 in SoNo, CT is also playing the "Back to the Future" triple feature. Awesome.
Seeing the back to the future triple feature on the 25 and I'm so looking forward to it
How do you mow a wooden lawn?!
With a chainsaw?
My friend actually helped cater God's Not Dead 2.
She wasn't happy about it.
I hope she wore as much pagan paraphernalia as possible.
she might have.
Melissa Joan Hart was a bitch to her.
so that's cool.
I haven't gone through the backlogs too much, but does Dave ever actually see a good film when he's watching something for Midnight Screenings? It always seems like he gets stuck with some random bigoted bullshit.
Well, he did see Kingsman. So there's that at least.
Can't wait for the guys to see God's Not Dead 2.
Pfff, if these guys were ACTUAL racists, they'd have assumed Jesus is a Spanish name and wouldn't have given the coach the time of day. Suspension of disbelief ruined!
Reminder that at the time of this posting Woodlawn has a ONE HUNDRED PERCENT at RT (based on 7 reviews (lol))
Ha.... and all 7 are probably from Kirk 'Croc-O-Duck' Cameron and his sock-puppets.
Get a load of this, Woodlawn is at 100 percent. http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/woodlawn/
Huh huh completely unrelated but Star Wars already sold out at the theater I work at
Rad threads, dude!
I know the deal with Sean Astin's character! Apparently, he was based on the father of the directors. Undeniably true.
There's...there's gonna be a God's Not Dead 2? I eagerly anticipate my family transparently trying to trick me into seeing it like they did with the first one. And for them to push its merchandise on more family friends and maybe succeed in alienating everyone I know this time around. At least I can look forward to your review!
So it looks like my initial assumption was correct. This is going to be like Remember the Titans, just really fucking stupid.