I want my own religious movie! Stupid Jesus.
Isn't The Omen technically that?
No, it would have to be a movie called "No Second Chance" and would have to include the MeMe worthy phrase "Satan, man!"
MeMe. OMG, I'm crying!
Satyrs gonna Hate
Stop labelling my people as demons to boost your cult's numbers, arsehole.
Boost my numbers? Last I checked, I have two billion followers and you have three. I raised Lazarus from the dead and I couldn't even bring your religion back. But it's all good; I forgive you buddy, and thanks for proving my previous statement. Satyrs gonna Hate. ;)
PS - Eat my body
Wow, you and Lazzy both faked your deaths to impress idiots... I bought the Moon down from the sky and had sex with it. You're so repressed even your parents never got laid.
You brought the moon down and had sex with it. Truly inspirational. I'm sure Adam Sandler and Marlin Wayans can't wait to put that in one of their movies.
Now now, isn't sarcasm against one of your 500 anti-fun rules?
I never claimed to be a role-model, I'm just doing my thing. People need to think for themselves instead of copying gods.
I like to party.
The Witch is definitely this year's It Follows though I doubt I have to drag my Dad to see it since he hated It Follows and I loved it.
I kind of want to see these movies as a double feature now.
Great. Does Risen have a bunch of anti-Semitic shit in it?
Also, I saw The Witch today, and concur with the dude who said it's this year's It Follows. Great movie. Loved the ending.
Hey Brad, random question that I need to ask all the same. So I saw Deadpool in theaters the other day, and I just felt the need to watch your vlog on The Voices, because Ryan Reynolds is awesome. Here's the thing: Every time I've been trying to watch the vlog, I instead get your vlog of when you reviewed Inherent Vice and Big Eyes. So, I was wondering if you were already aware of this, and whether you were or not if you could upload that video all the same. Thanks for your time on these videos, all the same to you. =)
The VVitch kinda left me cold (good moments aside), but the ending cracked me up a little since it was more or less the beginning of Rob Zombie's "Lords of Salem".
The VVitch has become my favorite horror film ever. It was the creepiest, evilest, most demonic movie I have ever seen and I loved every second.
Violet, there's no "Old English" in The Witch. Old English is essentially German.
Brad, I fucking adore you for referencing The Bloody Judge--witch-sploitation movies are my jam.
I liked The Witch--but I felt the ending would've been far more effective if it had just ended with Thomasine following Black Phillip into the woods and not added the sabbat scene.