First!~ Awwww yea! First!
First is worst, Sweet Dee.
Hate to tell you guys this, but....there's an animated Madea movie this year for you to review: "Madea's Tough Love".
Holy shit its real. And that art style is horrific. You have my condolences, whoever has to go see that shit.
But is it getting a theatrical release? I thought it was already out on DVD. If not, someone needs to send this to Brad.
that sounds like a jake movie if i've ever heard one.
And Brad can review the Man With the Iron Fist 2.
See I can understand the time problem here, if he was 25 in 1940 he would be about 100 today yes. now....I know old people like to keep driving and my grandad still drives better then I could ever drive but.... when your 100 years old....just standing up is hard...Still I grew up with M*A*S*H also. what is he doing in this crap of a film fart?
I had the same question as to why he is in this film. M*A*S*H is and will always be amazing to me. I would considering seeing this if he did his Hawkeye as Groucho Marx impression during it somewhere. His voice is also up there in the ranks with Brad's voice in how cool it sounds.
My grandmother reached 100, and she was wheelchair bound and barely capable of moving... no way she could drive, or hell get into a car unassisted
Sorry to break your heart Dave, but Avengers doesn't come out next week, out comes out in two weeks.
Damn you can just see their souls absolutely getting crushed
Buster Keaton is amazing!!!!!! Although I'm more of a Chaplin man myself.
I like both of them, and Harold Lloyd too. As far as telling a story with a lot of heart, I think Chaplin is the best, but as far as impressive physical comedic stunts, I think Keaton is better.
So apparently Sparks is just going through his emails from 1999 to come up with ideas now? I'm pretty sure I have seen every single one of those plot points on Snopes before.
If it makes you guys feel any better, I hope you two saw the new teaser for Star Wars: The Force Awakens! I have to say, I can't wait 8 freakin months to see it!
Aww, sad Dave makes me sad :(
You know.... whenever I listen to these sad-sack Sparks reviews it just makes me thank my lucky stars that I have *ZIPPO* interest in these (or any other) 'romance/date' movies.
I definitely believe it's genetic - my awesome Mom has always been a SF/Fantasy/Horror gal (like me) and every time smoochy scenes start up, she yells "DAMNIT! Not the kissing... BOR-ING!" and hits fast-forward :D
Makes for amusing Movie Nights!
BTW.... I'd really LOVE to hear a Snobcast with more of 'Dave's Driving Diatribes' ;)
I think that it shows amazing friendship, in that, we are watching two men who have been through everything and never screwed each other over and Brads not there...it's just them, hanging. I guess what I'm trying to say is FUCK JAKE.
I selfishly also say FUCK JAKE because he was so fucking funny in these midnight reviews. It was so good. And now we'll never see that again.
You cocked it up, Jake! Why'd you cock it up with your cock! FUCK YOU
....Guess he took T. Cruise's 'Respect the Cock!' speech a step TOO far?
Im not mad at Jack for leaving.Im sure it was because of stress/family life(he has a kid). Which is understandable. So I don't see everyone's problem with him.
Really? Did you not read the explanation from Brad as to why Jake is gone??? The full story showed up on the Channel Awesome forums. Look it up, in case you haven't seen it.
Hey, I would love it if these two fuckers made amends and Jake came back, but...nope. That's probably not going to happen, and with good reason. I can't blame Brad at all. He's the one who got fucked.
Jake's gone. Deal with it. I also really like the rest of the crew.
Let's all move on.
He didnt leave him and Brad had a fight because Jakes a douche
I just looked that up.And all I have to say is wow.I didnt think Jake was that type of person.Talk about stabbing someone in the back.
This made a good day even better
Clearly Sarah wanted to see the awful movie too, you should bring her with to more of them!
dave's as charming as a piece of wet cardboard
This movie sounds so boring.
So are your attempts at being funny.
You're not really Lloyd Fan.
Nice Product placement in the background ;)
So we not only lose Jake, we get interruptions by Sara. Good to know we've traded up. /sarcasm
dude, Jake's an asshole and doesn't deserve this website or to have someone as awesome as Brad as a friend, A simple research will show you that
Her name is Sarah, not "Sara".
That "traded up" comment makes no sense. Nobody who wasn't in the "Midnight Screenings" before has substituted Jake, Ryan was in quite a few of them before.
"We" didn't "lose" anybody. Jake fucked himself, Team Snob and the audience with his behaviour. Good riddance to him! How on earth can anybody expect Brad to continue working with him after getting stabbed in the back like that?
Man, you guys just don't understand the irresistible allure of bull riding.
FINALLY, we get the movie about a bull riding, World War II-related romance that the community has always wanted, and you shit all over it. Come on!
"He's got a super long torso"
does this mean... HE'S JOHNNY LONGTORSO!!!
Yes! The doll who is himself, sold separately.
Johnny Longtorso, Johnny Longtorso
The man who comes in pieces
Also, can we have more Ryan & less Dave? He's so damn negative! Ryan is loads of fun & never bitches about films being unrealistic. Besides, isn't Dave still with Sara? He has enough happiness, don't let him see Avengers. Let him enjoy the majesty that will be Terminator Genesys!
That last bit was too far, I'm very sorry.
Dude if I watched a 2 hours and 20 minutes Nicholas Sparks movie I'd be even more negative than Dave is.
I meant in general, Mr. Bum, he always finds something too unrealistic for his mind to process. I usually avoid reviews with him unless I'm interested in the film itself. With Evil Dead he couldn't accept some power tool being used as a weapon without an extension cord or some nonsense, & Texas Chainsaw 3d had sooooooo much wrong with it but what perplexed him? Leatherface flipping over a van. Ugh.
But like I said, the last bit was unnecessary so I again apologize & let it go.
Just an idea, how about a Midnight screening style vlog from at least the comic book guys on the Netflix Daredevil show.
Funny you mention Scott Eastwood, he was the young cop who turns douche in the end of Texas Chainsaw 3D. :P
The only Nicholas Sparks movie that I've ever liked is "The Notebook." And it was only for the half of the movie with Gena Rowlands and James Garner.
When "The Notebook" first came out, I didn't care about the love affair with the younger half of the movie. And, yes, I saw the "twist" coming from the get go.
But, my Grandpa had recently died. And he and my Grandma had a love like that. Grandma was going into dementia to the point where a few weeks before he died, Grandpa was talking to my parents about no longer being able to take care of Grandma.
Then, he died in a freak accident, and we had to put Grandma into a home. She died two years, almost to the day, after Grandpa.
I love--still do--my Grandpa. And I love James Garner. And, in this movie, I was thinking of my grandparents and their love. And I still do whenever I watch this movie.
Have no desire to see any other Nicholas Sparks movie. But, "The Notebook" will always have a special place in my heart because of my grandparents.
That hat is dope
I have a B.A. in History and Art History. I to work on my M.L.I.S soon (Librarian Science). My end goal is working in archives or museums. In the video I noticed there was a little discussion about art history majors. Thought I would give my two cents. I can't do art for SHIT. I have always known this. However, I still love art. More importantly, I love history. Art in its various forms is a great preserver of history. Not just paintings, but music and film as well.
Anyways, to answer how someone who isn't an artist ends up taking care of art...it is usually those of us who suck at it. We treasure people who actually succeed at art. We are also historians at heart. In the end, we want to preserve.
watching these makes me feel like I have friends. I would love to be able to function in society enough to have friends like these.
I never liked Jake always rubbed me the wrong way, glad to see him gone after what he did to you Brad that man is pestilence incarnate fuck that guy