The balls review has gotta be my favourite!
With regards to Hunger Games, Immortan Joe said it best: Mediocre.
Maybe to you. Not others apparently. And to me Mad Max: Fury Road was mediocre.
Go fuck yourself with a cactus. :P
No need to be rude about it Windows. Didn't need to be vulgar either.
Now hold on, we don't know if that's something he enjoys.
Bradley, I would not in my life want to stick a cactus near my private parts. Trust me.
But yeah, Mad Max: Fury Road, the barely Mad Max movie and more Charlize Theron post-apocalypse movie.
It's still better than Beyond Thunderdome. But I guess that's not saying much.
Tom Hardy is rather bland as a lead to me also.
There is weird beard-unbalance between you guys. It looks live Dave had a grown a beard only to have it ripped off by Brian to add to his.
Which would be awesome.
We now have the standard.
Movies fit along a spectrum, from "Unfinished Business" to "Brian Blessed's Balls Good."
The night after (an internet Fan-fiction slash Christmas tale)
Dave woke up groggy, still in kind of daze,
for the night before had been spent in haze.
But as long as you drinking with good friends, Dave knew,
you'll get to bed safely and possibly you may share a bed with someone else but you don't always know who.
(If someone knows a better rime here please tell me, do).
Dave turned over in bed and and to his great surprise,
there was Brian his old friend, looking him in the eyes.
Dave was momentarily flustered and confused by Brians grin,
but Brian said, "buddy, it's okay, bring it in".
So they hugged like champions, both letting down there guard,
but between them they discovered there now was something hard.
Two bulging packages, both with a most stylish of trim
had laid there waiting for them, his buddy and him.
They got to work on them both, as fast as they could,
for what what happening here was now clearly understood.
It was a Christmas story, of course, of course!
and then you get presents, and sometimes, Horse!
Dave opened his first, and what a rare treat it was,
a modern Christmas comedy that wasn't just dross.
Brian got a cheeseburger that had by now gotten cold,
but he was still happy, "they're still okay when they're old".
But who had given them these gifts, they wondered in shock
(they called Brad and asked him, but all he got was a rock)
And as goodwill rang out, something Lottie approved of,
Brian Blessed balls was chiming, seasons of love.
And then they rutted like two wild boars, Lottie still absorbed in her I-phone paying little heed to their manly passions.
Afterwards the friends faced each other. The larger man, full bearded, turning to his smaller companion
"that another fine mess you got me into,".
Lottie, Leddy, Lenny...who the hell is Brian married to, and why does she change names more often than a secret agent?
Dave and Brian look happy in the thumbnail.
This is not the Dave and Brain review I was expecting.
My general rule of thumb With Harley Quinn is: She's good when she's being written either by, or by someone working under Paul Dini or Bruce Timm. They were the one who made the character everyone fell in love with, and I don't really think anyone can write her as well as they can.
Also, she was a canonically bisexual character in a children's cartoon in the goddamn 90's, so she's got that going for her.
Did you know?
Decades BEFORE Harley Quinn's creation, Cesar Romero's Joker also had a ditzy blonde henchwench in his debut episode "The Joker is Wild". Then of course there's Alicia, Jack Napier's ill fated blond bimbo.
So yeah, Harley's nothing special. When sh*it gets real, she's just another distraction/prop/hostage/whatever for Batman to deal with while Joker escapes. I do love the cutesy, lovey dovey Joker from the animated series but come on, if killing her meant ensuring his freedom Joker wouldn't hesitate. In his twisted mind nothing matters except he & Batman. Everything/everyone else is just in the way.
Ahhh! Can't wait to see what Leto brings to the role. So psyched!!!
Let me add she wasn't even in "The Dark Knight", for some reason, so how about you all stop whining about her skanky appearance or whatever & just be thankful she's finally on screen.
Trust me, I know how you feel. As a huge Jonah Hex fan I'm STILL waiting for him to get the film treatment!
"Let me add she wasn't even in "The Dark Knight", for some reason, so how about you all stop whining about her skanky appearance or whatever & just be thankful she's finally on screen. "
Appearing on screen badly misrepresented can be worse for a character or franchise than not appearing at all. Look at what happened with the Jem movie.
I see what you're saying, but not being a JEM fan I can't comment on the film's unfaithfulness, but I look at Margot Robbie's look & can easily identify it as "a Harley Quinn interpretation" as opposed to what I heard JEM was (a generic girl-power band movie with characters who just so happen to have similar names to a cult franchise). But here's thing, I'm NOT a big HQ fan so I'm not as obsessed over her attire or that it's not Paul Dini's version. But again, I understand where Dave & others are coming from as a Jonah Hex fan. That film was horrible & he deserved better. But here's the thing, HE may never get another shot on screen but rest assured, thanks to her insane popularity, Harley will be in sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo many more tv & film(live action & animated) appearances. Worry not =)
*This whining rant is brought to you by Smilex Lax. "Gotta go? Go with a smile!!!"
Thank you for posting more videos this week. I haven't been feeling the best and this is just what I need to feel better.
I've seen part 2 without seeing part 1, and I haven't missed anything in the story. This movie is boring and the only good scene is taken from The Descent.
That's nice. I hated the Descent. I didn't think it was boring, but that's nice.
This is the gayest review ever.
It's "most homosexual". Let's keep it PC Bro.
You PC, Bro?
I'm PC MSU!
The killer is in the back seat!!!!
Loved the Liam/Biehn/Jai bit!
As for the Liam reacting with "it's a drunk kis; it don't mean nothing", I guess Brad & Sarah forget that Liam sated Miley Cyrus for a few years?
And, FWIW, Liam was in Expendables 2.
I bet there's a parallel universe where Dave and Leddie reviewed The 33 from the back seat for a different website
God bless Lettie for having to sit through those conversations about mustache penises and circumcisions. At least she had her phone lol.
I'm looking forward to Brad and Sarah's review of Secret in Their Eyes.
What's with the Harley Quinn hate in general hate Brad?
I mean I get the reason why Dave wouldn't like this version of Harley, and there parts that annoy me sometimes with the newer version but you not liking her character?
Hells YES - giving Alex Proyas some love! I remember vividly how much Ebert talked up that movie when it came out.... considered it "the best movie you've missed!" Totally agree :)
Dave you should get a japanese style pompadour
When I saw the trailer for Gods of Egypt, it looked like they spent $300 million on the actors, costumes, sets, and 75% CGI! I wouldn't be surprised if it flops big time, but I think it's worth watching for Gerard Butler playing evil King Leonidas and I love Butler in 300!
Somebody watched Clash of the Titans and went "fuck, they did Greece. Alright, who else can we rip off...Romans? Too similar. The Chinese? Naaaaah, they'd make us use actual Chinese actors, and we can't have that. I've got it! Egypt! Nobody's EVER complained about whitewashing a black nation to be white before!"
Trident guy died?? I hope they bring him back for Sharknado 3.
Well Sharknado 3 was released in July and I don't think he was in it.
Completely agree with Dave about upcoming DC movies. Although I'm not super bothered about HQ's costume in Suicide Squad. I'd be happier if it were her classic costume, but the costume they're using is close to what has been her look for a while in the comics.
Sucks, but it would surprising if they used the bodysuit. Besides, you know if they did, there would be nipples poking out and her butt and mons would be practically shrink-wrapped. It would probably wind up being even more exploitative and gross than the short-shorts and fishnets.
What's really important is that Margot Robbie is a great actress. The movie might or might not be stupid, but she is well-cast, and her performance is going to be good.
It is just me...or does Dave look like a grown-up version of that little kid from Jerry Macguire? You know, like 20 years later, after a couple of stints in Jail, and numerous visits to rehab for meth and alcohol abuse. What ever happend to that kid anyways....?
He just did a movie called Limelight with Jenna Jameson. I wonder if he got to see her boobies.
"Rock, paper, scissoring" is my new favorite game.
"We didn't get many trailers at all. only like five" *Cries as my local theater will play nothing but local advertisements with only one trailer that is always "Approved for this movie"*
Just got home from seeing Mockingjay Part 2. This movie would have done really well in the box office if it wasn't for Jennifer Lawrence ranting about her audience being stupid.
Um, it has done really well.
Dave sounds like he's shitting out a spiked brick dipped in hand-sanitizer when he's saying good things about the Batman v Superman trailer.