I've been waiting for this review for so long. I've been so excited.
Smells Like Pan Spirit
AND IT REALLY STINKS!!!
This sounds amazing, I can't wait for Doug to thrash it
Though I would argue what makes terrible movies more watchable (One of my sweet spots is Matrix Revolution) is at some kind of creative focus with direction, this movie is like a bunch of executives trying to understand whimsy with manufacturing methods, (The kids today like Steampunk, put tjat there, also put some Moulin Rouge stuff, eh lets stop half way whatever) feels shallow to me
Also Tiger Lily is aged up to give Hook the notgays, because if there's one thing missing point of adapting something by a presumed asexual is forced in blockbuster heteronormative adult romance subplot
Also Im mad for the movie taking another job from Native Americans
Yeah, but what self respecting Native actor would take part in this movie?
Did you guys know, Alvin and the Chpimunks 4 is coming out the same day Star Wars does?
Fuck Star Wars, Im ready for that Chipmunk goodness.
The US release of "Road Chip" is Dec 23rd.
"The Force Awakens" is Dec 18th.
You're in luck! YOU CAN SEE BOTH! :)
Screw Star Wars, the Chipmunks is far more important!
Please send Irving to it!
You're thinking of the wrong movie bud, "Sisters" comes out on the same day as Star Wars.
Actually, he's right. They JUST changed it. Fox is now pushing the Chipmunks directly against Star Wars, presumably to spite Disney for stealing their biggest franchise and turning it into a cash cow. I hope it bombs hard. (Alvin, that is. Still have hopes for Star Wars.)
And Sisters is still going against Star Wars as well. I don't think SW will be the box office freak everyone is predicting, but still, all these studios going head to head with it are definitely bold. And probably stupid.
Yowza. My initial thought for this was HOOK - humor + Roony Mara = No Thanks; but the trainwreck you guys are describing makes me kind of want to see it. It'll be on Redbox soon enough....
S I C A R I O
I second this. See a good movie for once.
I can think of at least 10 good movies they've seen this year, but since this is the internet and I'm not allowed to have an opinion, I'm not gonna argue with you.
Sicario is really good and gritty as shit. You would love it.
"I love you too, Gunther."
Sarah just won my eternal admiration.
The actor who played Smee was on a show called Utopia. You'd like it.
I think they were going for a broad panto version of the story because that's the origin of Peter Pan. Including contemporary or at least well known songs is a very panto tradition, but really to do that kind of thing properly Pan should be played by a girl, the nun's should be acid tongued men in drag and Hugh Jackman actually just about gets it right.
Sounds like this film was a real....Pan in the ass.
Let's see the movie recover from that sick burn
Hey Brad, I know that Jillian only makes certain appearances on here, but you think you can ask her if she and Sarah can go to that Jem movie? This would be a great opportunity to use her "fangirl" character.
Considering her ranting about how much she hated the concept of the Jem movie (in the Minions review), I think having to do the fangirl character for THAT movie would make her leave in protest.
Considering the movie is hardly a "fangirl"-type movie and that movie is likely one deserving of an actual critique not only of its own content but as a use of the "Jem" property; I think a true review would be more fitting from the girls as opposed to the tongue-in-cheek reviews they did of the Twilight movies. (Which, honestly, I would have liked to have seen real reviews for.)
Watching this film with all it's winking to the audience it reminded me of the Star Wars Prequels.
It's like it's The Pan-tom Menace if you will.
Brad, you can't be serious. You didn't go see The Walk? That was one of the best film experiences I've ever had and easily one of my favorite films of the year so far.
haha this looks amazing i saw black mass last night instead can't wait for crimson peak.
I don't know if want to see this movie it....looks not my cup of tea....i hated hook ....and this sounds worse nirvana...what...
Also did they explain why were the natives white? and why is tiger lily an adult? ...so many questions
Damn! When I heard a film called "Pan" was coming out I was hoping for a film version of The Great God Pan... Instead we get a bad Peter Pan prequel. I think Mr.Bob's version of it would make a pretty good movie though!
Did you say "Blitzkrieg POP"?!
You clearly did not attend Rock'n Roll Highschool.
Wonder Who's going to Daddy's Home or Norm of the North?
I feel more Sad if it's Dave or Brian go see those movies. Just kidding! I enjoy their tourturefest.
But I would feel even more sad if Julian or even Violet see it. With you, Sarah or Ryan it could go either way. Probably be even more funny with you or Dave or Phelous and Obscures Lupa.
Forgot to mentioned Irving! How would he fit into all of this?
Yeah I hope he at least goes to Road Chip, that way who ever goes with him doesn't get lost since Irving saw the last one. Plus Irving hasn't seen a bad movie since Walking with Dinosaurs and that was almost two years ago. He's more quotable when he goes to bad films.
I'm disappointed Brian didn't see this, since the pirates were kidnapping workers... we really need him to critique movie slavery, and how the depictions compare to the ol' Lewis family techniques.
The trailer at my theater for Norm of the North didn't have a release date on it which makes me not entirely unconvinced that it'll be like DinoTime 3D again. All these trailers and it only gets released in Korea.
God dammit Brad! Where the fuck is the Sicario review?!?!
Sounds really shitty! Good Video ^^
So are you going to get around talking about the latest Eli Roth/Keanu Reeves' amazing feminist-sploitation trainwreck called Knock Knock (the remake of 1977 thriller "Death Game" with Colleen Camp and Sondra Locke, who produce this movie and Colleen cameos in it) or are you just straight up skipping this one?
Fun fact: There already is a much older unofficial remake of Death Game - the 1980 Spanish ripoff erotic thriller "Viciosas al desnudo" a.k.a. "Vicious and Nude", with Jack Taylor, Eva Lyberten and Adriana Vega that's surprisingly actually not a trainwreck, just slightly underbudgeted, so it looks like a made for TV M-rated thriller.
I just wish people would stop making back stories for other people's characters.
Especially backstories that are completely unnecessary. Do we REALLY need to see a prequel where Peter Pan takes on an evil pirate? We've already seen that. It's called: Every single Peter Pan adaptation ever.
Goosebumps is actually supposed to be decent
Rooney Mara saw that her sister Kate was in F4 and she said:
"No! I'm going to star in the biggest flop of 2015!"
Does Dave have "Ernest Goes To Africa"?
Jerry Stahl must've been the ghostwriter for this film.
Where is Jake!?! He needs to see the Chipmunk movie. Is he just too busy? :(
He left to join the Russian circus.
Have you really not been around for the last several months to see that he's not been around, people have asked, and explained what happened? It comes up pretty much constantly and it's shocking that so many ask this.
In effect: Jake isn't coming back. Ever. Him and Brad had a serious falling out and are no longer communicating.
I'm surprised how many people still don't know about this. And you know what the saddest part is? Nobody (except maybe Brad) would have expected this to happen. Then again, you have to admit, it would be pretty funny if somehow some way, someone from the site tricked Jake into see Road Chips by making him think that he is seeing a new Dragonball Z movie.
I hope, no matter how remote the chance, that Brad can someday forgive Jake. Not just because I need to see Jake catch up on all the bad kids movies he missed, but because they seemed like such close and genuine friends, and as a guy who loved the Angry Jake reviews, and liked Jake, it was incredibly disheartening to see that bomb drop. Again, I know it's probably not going to happen, at least any time soon. But it would be great to see the two of them patch things up, and be friends again.
And if it's just before Smurfs 5, that would be even better.
Would it be possible to send Jerrid and Ryan to see this? It would be fun to hear them comparing it to "Judy Moody and the Not Bummer Summer" :D
There is a film called Cousins! It's one of Joel Schumacher's good movies. www.youtube .com/watch?v=XV2__mru5g0
$150 million?! Someone's trying to pull a Springtime for Hitler and unlike Bialystock and Bloom, they succeeded.
It's Bones from the new Star Trek movies, that's who Hook sounds like. It was bugging me as well.
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