I've been waiting for this video all day. And now I have my cheap alcohol and it's past 9pm and I'm getting ready to watch and all is right in the world.
So is Dave ever going to review again? Come on, I miss that cranky bastard:). Brad tell him to stop slacking.
Dave's been out of town recently doing some work, but he'll be back soon.
That's no excuse. Tell Dave to get off his lazy working ass and plop in down in a theater seat instead of goofing off with his precious employment.
Dancing movie, Hmm, Brad, so it's to Magic Mike what Staying Alive is to Saturday Night Fever?
Sarah's ponytail is adorable.
Also, The Gallows has already annoyed the hell out of me, because in the commercials for it, they're doing that thing they do now with the super slowed down mopey version of a song, and it's Smells Like Teen Spirit, and it's barely recognizable.
Damn, Sarah's hairstyles only get better looking. I can't wait to see the next one.
Just wait, she'll have a new one in about 3 videos. Sarah goes through hairstyles like tissues.
This unfunny dickhead stealing my name isn't me.
Fuck both of you!!!
I was the first to use this name, so just stop it.
But anyway Brad, great review.
Sarah's adorable in general :)
huh, Kevin Nash never struck me as a painter. How odd.
Someone gets dry humped into straightness? Sounds like a preview of the next snob episode to me :)
Hey Brad, if you get a chance you should send Dave to see "Me Earl and the Dying Girl. It's right up his alley. It has full of classic foreign film references.
I concur. It's not every day you see a trailer for what appears to be a typical "indie" teen film that throws in a Peeping Tom reference out of nowhere...
He'll also be pissed at the end cuz that movie was terrible
"they just need to make comedy sequels that are sequels to stuff that aren't really comedies..."
No Brad! You're condoning movies like the Sleepaway Camp sequels!
Ok, if you guys open a strip club, I will make it a point to be there :)
Brad, Idk who this "Sarah" broad is but I don't like her. She smiles too much, and we all know that normal people do not smile. No offense, but she probably wants to murder you in your sleep.
Also, it's obvious she's just agreeing with you so she can steal your internet gold.
I want to think you're joking, but I'm honestly not sure.
well, anakin is a very divisive character.
You've got it all wrong. All the internet gold is gone after he funded Craig's Heaven's Gates review. Brad basically lives off friends and the charity of various women he met on the internet which is why he has to pretend to like Magic Mike. Ironically Craig got the house and his corporate backers which is why his stuff isn't all wobbly and funny sounding.
Maybe Brad is illuminati secret gay nazi jew? His mission is to promote fast food for fatsos like me in the net.
There is no illuminati , there is nothing under the grassy knoll and the KLF was just a band from the 1990s.
Daaaaaaaad, stop embarrassing yourself! And me!
This is JUST like what happened with Leia, and we ALL KNOW how that turned out! Now she's my sister and the stains won't wash out no matter how hard I scrub!
Look, I tried to warn you Luke. "Give yourself to the Dark Side", I said. "Release your anger.", I said. But no, you wanted to run off on some galaxy-wide self discovery tour and play pattycakes with Ewoks.
The least you could do is show a little appreciation to Donnie Iris. He poured his heart and soul into that song and all you can say is, "But she's my sister! Icky!!". I've never been so embarrassed in my life. That man is a saint and you should consider yourself lucky to make out with a sarlaac, you ungrateful little shit.
Brad looks so DTF in this one, Sarah little less DTF, but maybe little DTF.
Best thing that happened during my showing in which I was also the only guy there:
In the opening when Tatum started doing his welding dance, I saw bright flashes blowing out the screen and realized girls were taking pictures. It was fantastic.
Surprisingly good movie too, yeah!
My husband and I went and saw this on Sunday and he even said it was more entertaining than what he was imagining. It's definitely a fun movie to sit through. Glad you enjoyed it.
I remember ads for Deja Vu when I was driving through Illinois back in the 90's. I should have stopped in, I guess.
I work at a Regal movie theater, and without question, Magic Mike XXL has had the rowdiest, messiest, and enthusiastic crowds.
A comedy sequel to a movie that isn't a comedy reminds me of how Jaws 3-D was originally going to be National Lampoon's Jaws 3, People 0, about the studio trying to make Jaws 3 but the shark keeps eating everybody. It was written by John Hughes and would be directed by Joe Dante, but Steven Spielberg threatened to leave Universal if they made it, so we got an unintentional comedy sequel instead.
I guess you could say that a comedy sequel to an original that wasn't a comedy could include the Evil Dead series. The first started as a legitimate horror flick and they just got progressively sillier.
You guys didn't jerk off to express your love for the movie.
I think Sarah might encounter some physiological problems, there.
Man, the trailer for The Gallows is worse than the Terminator Genysis trailers.
I, too, love the audience quotes featured. Who the hell did they show the movie to in order to get those quotes? A ten year old?
Or they just, i don't know, wrote the quotes themselves just to make the movie seem scary
Maybe, but I kind of doubt they'd need to. Like Brad said you can find audience members who'd respond well to just about anything.
Ah damn it! Don't you just hate when they end on a cliffhanger?
soo just wondering snob, what do you think of the new star wars teasers?
Yikes. I hope you didn't accidentally brake your camera at the end.
Though, I must admit people finding a broken camera in a parking lot and finding a bunch of people doing film reviews in a car would be the best "found footage" movie ever. If only by default.
I'm watching this, and I keep thinking "I don't know, bro this movie seems pretty gay, bro." ,
I didn't really care for the movie this much -- granted, I'm NOT the target audience -- but I can say the dance choreography was well done. I actually had more fun just watching the rest of the audience react to it than watching the film itself.
Did I hear correctly that Brad is saying Jesus Christ is a great dancer?
Did he go by "Magic Jesus"?
Hey, The Gallows using the audience quotes and videos of the screaming audience doesn't necessarily mean it'll suck. I remember thinking The Conjuring was going to suck because it did that, and that was a pretty solid movie.
Three children in an overcoat? XD That's gold Sarah.
HA, I love Sarah's mention of the 3-kids in a coat shtick. Ahhh, I love cartoon cliches!
And speaking of goofy humor, the strip club stories sound like something from Married With Children in one of the NO MA'AM episodes. Or in the case of "Skeletor" (oh, that's a harsh name), an episode of Venture Brothers.
"Mournful. She has Mouuurnful tits! They're like two suicide notes stuffed inside a glitter bra!"
*Matt Bomer. Not Bromer, bro!
I accidentally combined Matt Bomer and Matt Braunger, because I had Matt Braunger's strip club etiquette routine in my head through most of the movie.
No worries. :)
Nah.... more like Matt 'BONER', amirite Bro?!
"Minions" was a disappointment. I'm curious what the review will be like.
The movie was just boring and lazy. Just one 60s Britain cliché after the other. Haven't we had enough of that in other movies?
Even the Minions themselves weren't as funny and as cute as they were in the "Despicable Me" movies, probably because they were forced into the leading role, which made their actions and shenanigans less random and thus less funny and gave them less opportunity to play off of other characters.
Well, its not surprising that a 60 year old man hit on you. You are pretty cute.
I mean, WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH THAT SARAH CHICK BRO. I DON'T TRUST HER BRO.
Wait, you were actually taken to a strip club for your 18th birthday? I thought that was just a completely insane out-of-touch sitcom cliche, not something real people out in the actual world did!
The real question is was Brad being Magic Mike right now?
I always say to my friends when they ask me about going to strip clubs that "It's like dangling a sandwich in front of a hobo"
I have a very lonely life....
I was impressed with this film! I saw it at an early early matinee so I wouldn't have to see it with a loud and obnoxious audience, but it's such a good film!! Guys and Girls will love it a lot but for different reasons for sure!
I got back from seeing this today, and you're right, this was a whole lotta fun. The dancing was super impressive! Thanks for the recommendation, I wouldn't have seen this otherwise.