I foolishly read about this movie. Ughghhgh.
Finally, some terrible movies! Too bad there's no Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas type movie this year.
Maybe The Road Chip will be so bad that everyone on team snob will be sent to it.
As long as Irving is at it, it'll be the new classic Midnight Screenings. The bad movie reviews are always the most quotable and hilarious.
Well, if Brad & co. didn't secure their Star Wars opening night tickets on time, they all might wind up at Alvin opening night instead. (Though some of them would probably wind up at Sisters and/or sneaking into Star Wars)
Maybe Irving will get stood up and have to see it alone. That would be epic.
What about War Room? Brad sent Sarah and Brian to see that.
Is Sicario playing in Springfield. Jesus Christ, I can't get that movie out of my head.
I'm hoping to watch Sicario next if I can find the right time this weekend. Since Halloween is next week, I'm thinking of checking out The Last Witch Hunter afterwards. Sure it looks cheesy, but I watch anything with Vin Diesel.
Oh and Brad, hope you're celebrating Back to the Future Day today by watching one or all three of the movies!
I agree with Brian it's Ted "Theodore" Logan being tortured by two bodacious babes. And the ending, that's some bad acting.
I don't buy that Eli Roth deliberately writes douche bag heroes. I think he thinks is characters are cool.
He is a better actor than film maker, He did produce Clown which is pretty good , but it's helmed by Jon Watts, a decent director as evidenced by Cop Car, who may do a good job on the Spider Man reboot.
He also produced Ti West's The Sacrament, so he does do good.
This is gonna be good.
Before watching review: one hour this means this movie is soooo good
Keanu reeves nooooo why eli roth! Dx
Gross this movie sound absolutely god awful why do people defend eli roth
i didn't get the pun in the end lol
.... Who's There?
I don't get it
The only terrifying thing about this movie is that I had a nightmare last night that was almost exactly like the plot that they're describing, and it's really creeping me out.
Nobody cares about your daily life buddy. Go back to Tumblr.
So this is Eli Roth's "Kitten with a Whip"? :-p
Maybe in Hostel Part 3 it was that dumbass tattoo scanner he wanted to catch on.
Was the legendary "pancake boy" from Cabin Fever in this? With his martial arts arsenal he could've easily rescued John Wick from this skanky situation!
What? No one should see this? Are you kidding me? This is the closest thing to Cage's Wicker Man that Keanu has ever done
And I can't believe you haven't even mention the best line in the movie, spoken by the token black guy, when they try to hit on him, quote:
"I'm from the hood yo, I recognize skank-ass bitches when I see them!"
The worst written character gets the most hysterical line in the film. Either Roth is that incompetent, or this was partially an intentional black comedy (and although I'm not a fan of his, I'm leaning towards the latter).
Every single hard core fan of Keanu must see this. This role will be remembered among his fans for better or worse.
And since you hate this remake (and I do not blame you), you really ought to see the Spanish psycho-erotic thriller Vicious and Nude (1980) (or Viciosas al desnudo). It's a straight up ripoff, or unofficial remake, of Death Game, but it tweaks the story here and there, so some things make a bit more sense than in the original (like the backstory of the girls or the updated ending that still stays in the spirit of the original) and there's more nudity and lesbianism (bit it's still an actual movie, not just some skinflick). Not to mention that one of the sexiest women of Spanish 80s softcore cinema, Eva Lyberten, plays one of the girls. It's actually a quite decent remake and you can find it on most popular porn sites for free.
By the way Brad, you forgot to mention that the brunette in Knock Knock is Roth's wife.
Quick correction on one of your comments in the video, Brad, - the corpse is not in the house. They put it in their van and mention that some fixer they know can get rid of anything, including bodies. They also write a message on the guy's phone saying that Keanu had a fight with the token black guy over him hitting on his wife or something where "Keanu" threatens to kill him and they leave the phone with the message either next to the body or in Keanu's car, implying that they're setting him up for the disappearance of the token black guy as well. But there's still more than a few plotholes and poor plotting in the film.
I'm Cherokee Jack!
Yeah I'd rather talk about Coleman Francis than Eli Roth too.
Or I could just stay home and watch Misery with Kathy Bates & James Caan...I'll stick with Misery.
Sounds like Hard Candy...
From the way they described it, this is so bad it makes Hard Candy look like Eyes Wide Shut. And I hate Hard Candy!
Brian is Favorite
i'd much rather watch Sadistic Bitch
This movie sounds about as stupid as Funny Games.
No Sicario? No Bridge of Spies?
Yeah this movie was putrid. I too think my time would of been better served watching Coleman Francis movies. Really Eli Roth may be the worst film director working today. This was just hot garbage.
That is a bit much to call him the worst working.
This sounds like some SJW extremist's wet dream...
Actually it is a MRA's worst nightmare, except reality is even worse, the way society treats women like innocent sacrosanct victims and men like evil beings!!! Swallow the red pill guys, become a MGTOW
This is an MRA's worst nightmare, and it bears just as much resemblance to reality as a SJW's worst nightmare (e.g. A Handmaid's Tale) or a fundamentalist Christian's worst nightmare (e.g. Jack Chick's anti-Christian dystopias). Suggesting that people convert to - excuse me, since it's a pill, I should say <i>swallow</i> - your ideology on the basis of an impossible worst-case scenario is fucking stupid.
here's a fun fact about that scene were they post the sex tape on facebook....facebook deletes that shit immediately. so NOBODY could have seen that on keanu's facebook...fuck i hate eli roth!
Is Roth meme-bating?! Good lord, that's just sad.
instead of forcing himself to watch this crap, think of all the macrame he could've got done!
What about the most important question of the film:
Does the Dog Die?
Are Eli Roth and Zachary Quinto related? They bear an awfully striking resemblance.
Thanks for mentioning Dirty Mary Crazy Lary. one of those endings that come out of nowhere.
Ah, Red Zone Cuba. Absolute worst movie I've ever seen, followed closely by the other Coleman Francis films. Seriously, aside from a couple of propaganda pieces that aren't even proper movies, like Kirk Cameron's Monumental or this horribly bigoted race-baiting mangle called CSA, those three are the cream of the bad cinematic crop.
"Oh, Eli Roth, I LOOOOOOVVVEEEE yer writing!!" - Phelous, from his "Hostel" review. LOL!!!!