Damn it Bruce Spence, you don't do Fury Road but you do this? MEDIOCRE!!!
About this flat Earth thing. I looked it up on Youtube. So it must be true. But what I'd like to know is, does this mean Jupiter is flat too. I don't care about the other planets, co you know, they have their fans, but for me it's Jupiter, then the Earth and then the Sun in that order.
The Flat Earth Society has been around quite awhile .....I remember reading about them when I was younger - in the pre-internet days. Unfortunately, similar to those doof-tard conspiracy groups, the net helps them proliferate like herpes. :D
Well of course Jupiter is flat. Have you been there? Not a goddamn mountain on the whole goddamn thing. Goddamn it. I mean, I spend $65 to drive to Jupiter, and I expect some mountains. Two stars.
It's almost like they made this film so 47 Ronin looks good by comparison.
Well, at least this gives me hope that someday we'll finally see that Genghis Khan flick starring Steven Seagal come to fruition xD
Now that all this stuff is on YouTube, where should we be commenting? This site probably has Brad's more dedicated fanbase, but YouTube has that neat thumbs up system where the thumbs down do nothing. What should I do?
Probably both, just to cover your bases.
Good idea, but I'll save the best comments for over here, where the True Fans of Brad congregate because they will appreciate it more.
Whenever your dilemma includes the question, "Should I post on a Youtube comments page?", I think you've answered your own question, friend.
"Critics Consensus: Look on Gods of Egypt, ye filmgoers, and despair! Nothing beside remains. Round the decay of this colossal wreck, boundless and bare. The lone and level sands stretch far away."
Classy. All reviews of bad movies should be done in the style of Romantic poetry.
I call it one gigantic mountain of cheese! Then again, climbing up that mountain to the top equals sitting through this film with Gerard Butler yelling in your ear for mental support.
Gods and Generals for the 400th episode review,
For real. That movie sucked so much ass. Gettysburg was really damn good. So years later they decide to make a prequel and AAAAGH someone tell Steven Lang to shut up!
This movie sounds amazing.
Is it anything like Battlefield Earth? If so, I gotta see it.
Gods Of Egypt vs. Pan!
So, who's going to see the sports movies?
i would, if they would answer my creepy phone calls.
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it illegal to just burn money? The producers must have had too much of it and needed a way to dispose of it in a legal way.
Action expresses priorities, Each one prays to God according to his own light