At least it's the last bad film of the month.
Yeah, but next week there's Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
To be fair, it's based on a book.
A really good book too
50 Shades of Crap
What about seeing the finest hours last night or are you gonna see it along with Kung Fu Panda 3?
I love Sarah's 'not-having-any-of-this' face :D
YIPPEE! You got to see the 'Keanu' trailer....I didn't think you'd get that one! I'm a cat lady & proud of it so I'm unabashedly squealing every-single-time that plays.... hopefully it'll come to Springfield :)))
And then she teams up with DeVito against Batman.
LOL!.... putting aside that you clearly have no clue as to my age/ sanity/love life, it most tickles me that you think 2 cats qualify for a sad life. --Which means Brad here, with his 2 meeses, is ALSO a 'crazy cat lady' with no life & no friends.... I'm sure that's news to him and his fans!
Seriously ....that was one lame-ass first-time troll....now shoo laddie...
Wow, TOTES jealous bro? No worries dude -we can blow off these bitches, grab some brewskis, and snuggle in for a little ME time!
Netflix and Chill, amirite?
Wow. People can call Dave a jackass because he's an atheist, but DO NOT mess with cat-owners or you're off the site so fast the whiplash'll kill ya.
I was drunk last night, and left a rather mean and aimlessly hateful comment. I see it has been deleted, and that's probably for the best.
But I just want to apologize to you angelique_sp
I'm sorry, I don't know why I threw some stupid nonsense at you.
It made everyone's responses utterly nonsensical and kinda entertaining, so the deletion wasn't a total loss.
I understand all the love for cats, but I'm more of a dog kinda guy...
Aw shucks.... it's probably the tequila talking, but I *love* you guys - no harm, no foul - water under the bridge, Ace [tosses bottle] ;)
But I think we've all learned an important lesson -- LLOYD is the Master Moderator of this comment board & he don't suffer our foolishness, lol....
If you're gonna go see K-F Panda 3, then I hope you've gone back to watch 1 & 2.... I wouldn't want you to be lost story-wise :D
Is there any chance of making it a tabby two-fer by pairing 'Keanu' with seeing 'Nine Lives' wherein Kevin Spacey plays "Mr. FuzzyPants"?
I was hoping for Jane gotta gun
It really is a shame because 50 Shades would be perfect for an Airplane! style point-by-point parody. Like Zero Hour! it takes much too seriously its own paint by numbers story, what better to parody? But no, just standard Wayans humor.
On the plus side, haven't seen the Keanu trailer. This will once and for all prove my theory that replacing characters in a movie with kittens will make it better.
Marlon Wayans is one of those actors that seems to just not care how his career will be remembered. From what I can recall, in the movie Requiem for a Dream, he showed some promise. And then he had to squander any talent he had doing garbage like Scary Movie and White Chicks, the latter of which should have effectively ended his career.
To this day, I still ponder on what the hell he's doing in G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.
Just saw the Keanu trailer. My initial thought is that Key & Peele saw John Wick and wanted to make a comedic version, and that's awesome.
Plus they're playing on the "save the cat" screenwriting theory.
Adam Sandler seemed to care 20+ years ago too. Give Marlon about 15 more years and he'll be making crappy spoof movies in exotic locales just to get his friends free vacations, just like Sandler.
I legitimately laughed more times at 50 Shades of Black than at Dirty Grandpa.
Maybe I need to give Dirty Grandpa another shot, but honestly, neither of them are likely to be one of the worst I saw this year.
Ahhhhh! Deadpool can not come fast enough!!!
That's not what my dates usually say.
I feel a re-review by Irving coming up soon.
In a way, it's kind of impressive that anyone could f'up a spoof of 50 shades of Grey since the jokes are handed out ready made (I've only seen reviews of the book/film) and even i can think of a few)...so congratulations Wayans, You're stubbornness to stick to your ouvre has enabled you to let gold nuggets slip by while your pan has drug up shit from the sam river you've been working for over a decade now.
Btw, Brad, Kung Fu Panda 3's pretty fun. If nothing else, you get to see Bryan Cranston playing a goofy panda...who's been mourning the murder of his wife and loss of his son for over 20 years. Oh and a fun new villain voiced by JK Simmons who has a severe inferiority complex...and goes Shang Tsung on just about everyone.
Fifty Shades of Blech?