It's cool that Brad has a sense of humor with his relationships. Some other producers really don't like mentioning theirs. Brad doesn't ignore the trolls, he just rolls with it. BTW, he and Violet do make a good couple.
*slurp slurp slurp*
Whatever, it'll be like all of their "Meet my new gf!" stuff they force into videos.. Never works out..
You will always get a mix of
"Oh for fucks sakes, what happened to the last couple ones? What happened to that blond one with Brian nobody liked?"
"Oh gee, violet's so great, I know viol (I call her that for short) should go see xxxxx movie! Like oh my gosh, vi-vi (my other name for her) is like the best!!!"
gr8 b8 m8
its probably why /tv/ calls him "based brad".
And they'd probably buy shirts with that on it.
Well now that the whole new girl friend thing has been made clear that explains the tension between Brad and Jillian for the past year. It's kinda funny how every 12 or so midnight screenings turns into a soap opera that none of watched
...Brad's new girlfriend that he'd only been seeing for a couple months at this point explains something going back a year? That makes sense! Women are notoriously irrational and unable to control their emotions like that, ESPECIALLY psychic women.
No! The camera angle is trying to take away all the focus from Brad!
Welp, this is just like the early Midnight Screenings videos, with the not-so-stationary camera buttering, but I got used to it after a while
I don't ever get tired of these Christian movies, they always seem to find a way to shove their religion in your face. By the way Violet seems like a nice girl, wish you two the best of luck!
Ditto on both!
Why do you say their shoving their religion in your face? It's your choice if you want to watch it or not.
Your right you do choose to watch it, but come on they literally ripped off a popular war movie in "Flags of our Fathers" just to get their point across. If they really had faith they wouldn't have to do that.
So they took a page from the Asylum. Oh well.
Yea, I'm not really qualified to judge anyway since I'm not religious at all, but it's a cheap move in my opinion no matter what type of movie it is.
Hey Brad, I'm still watching this video, which is loading slowly for me due to my crappy Internet, and I know this is completely off-topic, but I just want to say that you guys seem to be taking the comments on the last review really well.
Honestly I don't know why people are getting so upset at you and your new girlfriend.
I think the two of you are cute together, congrats! Who cares what the commenters think anyway, all that matters is what you feel. :)
Don't worry, Violet, they weren't really mad at you, they were just hurt and confused that the review wasn't taking place in a car.
Yeah, exactly. And to be fair Brad had to do the original review inside of her house to make sure she was calm enough to take outside the house without running away to kill herself.
Brad, what happened to you and the car? Are you two not together anymore? EXPLAIN TO US YOUR PERSONAL LIFE, YOU HEARTLESS HEARTBREAKER
Whoa, who knew commenting before seeing the video could backfire?
I really like how you two play off each others discussions. There's a lot more energy and you guys just make the convo flowwww.
Seriously... if you keep dragging your partners to flicks like this it is no wonder why they break up with you.
Guessing this movie will be included on the top 10 worst movies for 2015. Sort of how the Identical was included to last year's worst movies. We need more films like this to laugh at along with Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas and Winter's Tale.
It would be so funny if all of the comments for this video are apologies for Violet
If that does happen, it would just go to show how good Christian motion pictures have the power to change people for the better.
You two make a cute couple. Looking forward to more. Violet fits in perfectly. Bravo! ;-)
Oh my god!Brad is such a creepy fanboy!Violet,please remove him from the site and from your life!You should never have brought him into your midnight screenings!
Am I doing it right?
You forgot to mention Lloyd in a "P.S"
Yes except you need 2 spaces between each sentence
:D Well played....
Omg Brad is even hotter than...Steve. Can't wait to see how hot the next one is!
Yeah, I'm going with "Steve" on this one. I have a good feeling about "Steve".
But Violet hasn't seen Terminator 2, she doesn't know about standup routines!
And Brad hasn't seen Return of the King, so that obviously means he knows NOTHING about hitchhiking!
I never realized Candace was Kirk's sister. Huh.
I actually watched Identical. Honestly, it wasn't that bad. And it never really went off the rails like I kept expecting it to from your review. It wasn't GOOD; the dialogue was clunky, there were some plot holes or at least very odd story choices, and it had that creepy American Christian Zionism where Israel deserves unqualified support so they can all die in fire when the Apocalypse comes, but it wasn't the train wreck I was hoping for. I found it to be a rather forgettable late 20th century period drama.
I laugh every time I hear this misinterpretation that christians only support Israel so they can see it destroyed in the apocalypse, as a christian I can tell you for a fact that this is not what our prophecy's predict. In the Apocalypse the christians led by Jesus fight a battle to save the Israel and the Jews from the anti christ who leads the world against Israel to exterminate the Jews for not worshiping him. I know christian bashing is a favorite pastime for some here but please at least get the facts straight before the bashing begins okay. Anyway great video, I love violet. Hope to see more of her and I'm glad they are ignoring the haters on here too.
"As a Christian I can tell you for a fact that all Christians believe as I believe and that my experience is representative of every Christian experience"
There, I summed up your post for you. Also, your comment that people think "Christians only support Israel so they can see it destroyed in the apocalypse" is a pure straw man. One of the big reasons many evangelical Christians "support" Israel is because according to their beliefs God isn't going to kick off the whole end of the world shindig until the Jews return there as a people. It's less about getting to see Israel destroyed and more about the whole Revelation thing hinging on the existence and success of Israel in their minds. Whether or not that's why YOU support Israel is irrelevant to the fact that many, many others have different reasoning.
Given recent events, just hearing the title I expected it somehow to be a Civil War movie about a deeply devout Southern plantation family whose sons go off to war to fight the Yankees in the name of the Confederate flag, that beacon of free speech.
So basically Slaver Brian the movie :V
Off topic from the video, but are you Morhek who used to write for HaloFanon a while back, I wasn't on the site when you were on, but the name is district and was curious.
I am indeed! I've been meaning to get back into it for a long while, but it always seems like there's something else to do first. Nice surprise to be recognised!
I'm sorry but I don't like Violet. The way she does nothing wrong and acts normal and actually gives a funny review on this movie really bothered me.
Quit hating on violet will you, I personally want to see more of her on this site !
Yeah, G6, geez. Stop hating on Violet. What a poopface.
My dyslexia kicked in and blurred both your comments with Goblin Scribe's together, making me think I've read: I personally want to see more of her poopface on this site!
And I was all, "Wow you pervert! Wow." Then I reread both comments separately.
I applaud you for enduring these religious movies for us, they sound like they're awful. In fact I'm willing to bet these movies are scaring more people away from religion than they are getting people to believe. Hell, the Blues Brothers movie makes God more believable than these movies do.
Brad... I may be out of line here, and I apologize if I offend you, but I gotta tell you right now that you're dead wrong.
Your giggle is incredibly adorable.
I saw the title of this and thought someone had made a movie out of the Philip K Dick short story 'Faith of Our Fathers'. Which would be awesome, but, ah, not exactly a Christian movie.
Also, Violet's great. If people are having a go at her, it must be because they want to fuck Brad and now realize they won't get the chance
Yup.... jealousy rears it's ugly head....
Erm.... so to speak.
Nah,its the classic "It changed!Why didnt it stay the same?!It was better before the change!Bring back the routine!"
Well i think Violet is lovely and hope she stays around
I didn.t understand this video. It was too light and it lacked large men with beards. Was it a midnight screening or not? Because, it's like the world is upside down.
Your right, the comment are great lately.
Dude, what's with all the shaky cam lately? I bet your facial injury was CGI, too.
So, she makes it clear that the guy isn't the love interest by mentioning that he's her cousin? That clearly doesn't work with the demographic that watches these movies. Pure Flix Entertainment understands its audience about as much as Candace's brother grasps evolution.
Somebody needs to make a "Crocoduck Dynasty" meme...
We're in Detroit right now, and I accidentally forgot my camera at home before I left, so we've been using Violet's laptop to record.
This Midnight Screenings was much better because it's in a car.
We don't like them when they aren't in a car.
It makes us upset.
Maybe we have a car fetish.
Car is customary.
Truly a vibrant tradition of going.
When car is away we are uncomplete.
Like wounded ferrets.
The other day, I was playing Final Fantasy 14, and I met a guy named Lloyd Fan. asked if it was you, but he said he'd never heard of the Cinema Snob. It was quite odd.
Truly... We are ALL LloydFan and LloydFan is ALL of us.....
I couldn't stop laughing over how you guys handled the comments. I was having the same reaction reading what people were saying too. For Violet's second video I feel she did a lot better. She seemed more confident and really enjoyed the chemistry between her and Brad. She seems like a pretty cool chick (which being a Detroit girl myself I can understand lol) so I'm happy for you both and you two are adorable together. Can't wait to see more videos with you both.
The Wayne character is interesting. He seemed to have mimicked his personality on a bad Nick Nolte impression including his hair. It has to be seen to be believed..
Two cents about PureFlix:
I have no objection to the output of PureFlix Entertainment. Christian movie goers should have their films on the big screen just as much as fans of horror or comedy or action pictures. The writers and directors of the films put out by PureFlix have set out on a mission, to give a forgotten audience a voice on the big screen. Fine, but for Heaven's sake, PLEASE send these people to film school! Over the last two years I've sat through movie after movie from PureFlix and they all seem to have the same problem: they are dry, limp, dumbbell T.V. movie-style productions featuring bad actors reciting bad dialogue – like a church play put on by people who didn't show up for rehearsal.
Maybe we can find some volunteers in the comments. Someone here has to be better with a camera that the people at Pure Flix. Hell, I'll do it if they need someone that bad.
Yeah, they seem to come from the Tyler Perry school of film making, where a first take is a last take.
I said it a while ago, but I think the problem is that it's being made by Evangelicals more interested in using their films for preaching to the choir or proselytising than to tell a decent story. There are some great christian movies, this coming from an atheist - Ben Hur is one of my favourites, The Ten Commandments, and I've heard people stick up for Passion of the Christ. Because they're STORIES, they don't try to lecture the audience and when they have a message, they don't ham-fist it. Same with music - I love Johnny Cash's christian music, but Christian Music as a genre is more focussed on preaching than being good music.
Bingo, Baby!.... it's always the same ol' beating you over the head with 'the message' and "bah, who needs a well written story".
Have you ever noticed the that the tiles on pureflix make the most amazing Porno tiles? "What if...", "Sarah's choice", "Mandie: Cherokee Treasure", "OLD FASHIONED".
OMG, if PureFlix switched gears and started producing porn:
Next up: "Flags in our Fathers"
I don't blame Brad for slipping and calling the film "Flags of our Fathers" a couple of times; I'd rather be watching that too.
The whole "movie name is the first names of your favorite band" thing should catch on. Mine would be Joseph Michael Paul, nicknamed Topper.
Since the members of most of my favorite bands use stage names, my characters would have some confusing names.
Weird observation (maybe it's been explained) but has the audio quality on these video's dropped?
We're in Detroit right now, and I forgot my camera at home, so we've been using Violet's laptop.
You should do a Brad Tries on Coney Island food.
@ King Dumbass
In...in Detroit? Is there a Coney Island in Detroit that I'm not aware of? Last I checked, Coney Island was in Brooklyn...about 600 miles away
This review makes me want Brad to make that Faith movie spoof he mentioned a while back even more. Maybe there could be a main character called Mick Keith Charlie?
Its funny how comments are nice when brad is back in the car. Or all haters whole world collabsed when they saw violet and brads reactions for hate comments, its like all the sudden their life lost meaning when ppl who they tried to upset was just like: "well that was funny" instead getting mad. But for real issue at hand... where is jake? havent seen him for longtime.... getting worried.
I know, right. The internet is a weird place sometimes. Anyway, Jake & Brad aren't friends anymore because of some ex-girlfriend drama. So he's not on the site anymore.
Well damn site isnt same anymore. I really hope at someday down the line, they can become friends again. Just doesnt feel right.
Given what we know happened (and what rumor says additionally happened), Jake is almost certainly never coming back.
There was a thing that happened ..... he's not coming back, dude.
I'll never look at a potato peeler the same again. Not after that night..
Congrats on the new girlfriend Brad. She seems really nice and has a kind of Carla Gugino thing going on.
I think she looks more like Emilie de Ravin. ;) (Roswell fan)
"Faith of our fathers?" My father is an atheist, his father was an atheist and his father an atheist.
Okay then, time to revert.
I think Violet did a better job with this review. She seems a bit more charismatic here. Anyway, welcome to the site.
Before Terminator Genisys review:
Violet - "I don't know... What if they don't like me?"
Brad - "Oh they won't, don't worry about it and be yourself."
Violet - "Maybe I will just let you do most of the talking..."
Before Faith of our Fathers:
Brad - "See, told you. Just be yourself"
Violet - "Yeah, ok."
Thoroughly enjoyable review.
What the fuck are you talking about? This bitch is just using Brad. If you can't tell by the way she can't stop looking at herself in the camera's screen, then watch how much she pays attention to Brad.
GET OUT BRAD NOW.
This is true. It's so obvious that this girl is just after Brad's internet millions. She's probably going to use him and then dump him after she gets ahold of his vast wealth and his fancy house and she will probably steal Lloyd and Chloe away from him too.
It just occurred to me how funny a plot in The Reviewers involving a deluded "golddigger" could be. I kinda want that to happen now.
Violet seems really nice, sweet and fun. I don't think you, Violet, should take to heart the nay-sayers in the previous (and this) video.
You seem like fun and hope to see more of you and that you and Brad work out in the long-run. Keep your self in good-spirits!
Don't worry, God's Not Dead is getting a sequel
I thought you were just joking, and then I looked it up.
*God's not dead to damn it
God's Still Not Dead
God's Not Dead 2: Not 2 Dead 4 U
oh lawd you weren't lying.
it could be worse, it could be smurfs 3, or chimpmunks 4...
oh wait; they're making those too.
God's Not Dead 2: But He's Working On It
[Heard from the back of a M. Python medieval wood-cart]
God's Not Dead 2: I'm getting better.....
No pizza, please. I'm waiting until marriage.
If I had to guess, I'm assuming the "That's why we need dads" line is basically saying "Our dads would make less of a big deal about us going to jail than our girlfriends would". Still a stupid line, but at least that would sort of make sense in context.
But if that's the case then no shit it'd be different; his dad doesn't count on his son's income and/or wouldn't be marrying a convict. What his son does has no impact on the dad's life. There's a huge impact on the girlfriend's.
CONGRATULATIONS, CANDACE CAMERON! YOU'VE RUINED PIZZA!
On a side note, I've actually been to a pizza place that actually serves asparagus pizza. Every other pizza is fine - some interesting varieties, but they all make sense - but then asparagus pizza. Maybe if I liked asparagus that wouldn't seem so strange, but...
Ugh! This site has gone downhill ever since Brad and Jake divorced.
Damn Brad.... only the second vid and already inflicting Jeebus movies on her? You ARE a cruel cruel bastard! :)
Also, when it comes to drinking games, I just snarf a shot every time Brad does the 'Crazy Eyes'. It works ..... I've died of alcohol poisoning 6 times already!
Brad, finally a 'normal' woman! ;) Vi is such a cutie! Hope to see more of you in the future.
Haha I got confused for a second on why was "Flags of Our Fathers" got re-released. But yeah this sounds really bad. Really studios either get better writers/directors for your faith based films or just stop.
Violet giggled 160 times in this video. If this were a drinking game 160 shots in 56 minuets would give the average male a BAC% of 3.599 and female 4.365 Status Dead
Actually it was 161 times. I understand your confusion though, there was one time where I in fact very briefly stopped giggling and then started giggling again, but it was kinda hard to tell and I think you may have counted it as just one giggle :)
LOL, I see your 'John Paul George'..... and raise you a 'Peter Paul Mary'!
I love the Grumpy Old Man voice, and I love for my chewy, dried strips of meat to inspire feelings of domestic violence. I predict this movie will be Violet's personal Vietnam from which she will wake in a cold sweat for years to come, murmuring "the green screen, oh god the green screen."
Great .... TWO movies with the Dork Dynasty creepers? I thought we were getting pedophiles OFF our TV screens!
Seriously - Fuck those guys and fuck their shitty 'jerked meats'!
When is the wedding~? :3
She is cute, but will she do nude scenes?
Well when is war room coming out?
August I think.
I think I saw a hole fucking youtube channel dedicated to it but I could be wrong. any way think you for the reply.
What's with the new angle and sound quality, is this the new approach to the Midnight Screening episodes. Also, where's Max Force Dave? LOL
I went to a theater on the other side of town and I saw a full display for that fucking thing, I regret not taking a picture, but oh my god, I can't wait for the Braddy Bunch to see it >:3
She is really charismatic in front of the camera! I can't wait to see more of her!
Are you going to do another "girl's night" thing with the Magic Mike review like you did with the last one?
It'd be fun to see how Violet interacts with Sarah and Jillian.
Welp, now I have to order pizza for dinner tonight. Thanks a lot, you beautiful assholes!
I remember Nam...................................................
I have nothing to say about your relationship. However I do suggest that from now on the snapshots for every midnight screening should be a cutesy couple picture, no matter who or how many of you there are.
These religious movies never cease to be insulting, even to Christians like me. Thank God they're laughably bad though. Enjoyed the video!
Gregory and Peck. Spencer and Tracy. This movie had no Creedence. Zero stars.
I'm really loving Violet! She seems super cool and you guys have fantastic chemistry!
OK bad, here's my two cents. I'll keep it short-ish, since I don't have a lot bad to say.
Your personal life is your own damn business, unless you choose to put elements of it on the site. I could give a flying fuck who you date or whatever, so I'm only gonna talk about Violet in terms of Midnight Screenings.
She's a decent addition to the group for Midnight Screenings; it's really too soon for me to say more. You two have good chemistry, and I see nothing to indicate she wouldn't be able to make a good review with any of the other regulars (although I am interested in seeing her with Irving, to judge her reaction to the racism). Other people on the show have had weaknesses as reviewers, like Jillian's occasional timidity in speaking up, or Jarrid's hilarious lack of awareness about Asperger's. I see nothing of that with Violet.
The real question is, assuming she's going to do Midnight Screenings more regularly (and I think she should if possible), are you gonna stick her with the kid's movies? :P
I...don't even understand this movie. Why is this christian themed? Why does any of this happen? It just seems utterly inane, with bizarre comments that make no sense. "Women: this is why we need dads" in regards to BEING IN JAIL. I think that there's a significant number of people whose dads would be much more angry you're in jail than your girlfriend/fiance/spouse. Just... why?
Should have been John Freddie Roger. Or for the pairing to be "Shawn" and "Drover" to bring christianity to Death metal.
I thought about giving my official seal of approval of this coupling, but I was afraid I might start a fight.
Brad: Oh, that wonderful!
Violet: What's wonderful?
Brad: Our pairbond got an official OKAY! from a guy who occasionally opines on the site and I really trust his judgement and input!
Violet: How nice! Who was it?
Brad: Just Sum Guy!
Violet: Yeah, but what's his name?
Brad: Just Sum Guy!
Violet: Brad, I got that, sweetums. What is the person's name?
Brad: Just. Sum. Guy.
Violet: Brad, I just cannot take this. You won't even trust me enough to tell me what someone's name is?!
Brad: I told you. He's Just Sum Guy!
And so on.
"Who's got the FIRST! comment?"
"... I mean, what username got FIRST ?"
"No, What called him a fag for saying it."
"Who called him a fag?"
"No, What called Who a fag."
It's your second date and you're already breaking in Violet with the crazy Christian films! Maybe up the ante for the third day and make her watch Nukie
Who knew goth chicks really dig christian nutjob films.
You're welcome violet :)
Dear lord, if you're speaking to the viewer/audience don't look at the monitor/viewfinder....101
Hi Brad, on your next video could you take some time out to give your opinion on Orval E. Faubus? Kind of curious to hear your take on the guy.
Also who do you think would win in a thumb war between Rosa Luxembourg and Savitri Devi?? I've been wondering this for ages, still undecided.
When I saw this on the front page, I got all giddy, like "Oh, did they make a movie about the Philip K. Dick short story"... noo.. no this is something quite different.
Honestly Violet, check out T2. Amazing, amazing movie!
I haven't checked the site in a while and I saw the new person and immediately I thought of Indiana Jones.
Don't look at the comments, Marian. Whatever you do, don't look.
So when are you going to introduce her to Salo?
^As the kids are calling it these days. My, I use to waltz hand and hand with my true life through aisle upon aisle of televisions featuring people being tortured. Happy days!
Well, I find your shit-eating grin and creepy laugh just adorable in its own way, Brad. Especially when you talk about grape soda, Crystal Pepsi, or Kirk Cameron XD
Got no issues with Violet, beyond it being a nice change of pace to have a pretty face that's NOT apologizing every five minutes for some silly perceived slight. Do feel kind of cheated, overall, though, in not getting Dave's take on it. He's the resident loud mouth atheist, which I rather admire, keeping to conveying my disturbing lack of faith to a keyboard.
No Dave at a religious movie is always sadface...
I like this girl I hope she shows up for more of these.
for a person as personable as brad, im surprised he has anyone saying shit like that to him, because unlike anyone else who makes videos like this, hell see them and hell point you out
Why, I could easily go off on a tangent... because he is personable... fine... but I could be a total douche to any chosen person..... I said a thing to two G/Fs away from this one? did I hate her, nope... I just thought things and typed....not inherently disrespectful, but it was in retrospect... for that I will continue to bite my tongue and maybe not say things that are fair... idk.. its a thin line
Man... as much as I wanted to troll... because I suck at life.... I see absolutely nothing wrong with this female (Detroit aside :) I just now wonder how this worked, Iowa and Michigan (I have 1 side of family there btw) Doesnt matter I guess... I do kinda miss the main cast, and itd been nice if you sent them to something, but I have no problem watching you and her, she will eventually meld into the snob world and it wont be strange, all assuming you stay together... and move closer.... Best G/F yet for the show, and btw, fuck us, literally fuck us and our opinions, I know you joke and all, and love that you play off of the public that loves you.... You would have to go so much worse than Trump to get me to hate you or make you less than #1 on my scale of top internet ppls
Pouty Anakin is pouty. Boo-hoo-hoo. :,c
Brad, you do know that '90s Stephen Baldwin includes Bio-Dome, right?
Look this really is getting ridiculous. THese movies need to be good. I want to make a religious moive that's at least watchable. God I could do better than these people
It's time we settle this, for the last time!
Violet is getting on my good side, she's like a soft served ice cream cone; good in every way, but when she's gone, I'm just left like... "NO! come back!"
[Singsong vocals & finger wags] "I'm not touching you...."
Red Pandas are TOTAL fascist.
Have you ever considered that they want to fuck their dads over women? Because it sounds like it.
Violet sounds like Laura Prepon.
OMG BRAD HAS NEW LADY OR DOES ANYTHING NEW AT ALL
So what the bitching comments are saying is that Brad Jones- the one so called fanatics and alleged supporters are saying is that provided he stay the same we love him always
Brad, I'm sure you're laughing at all the stupidity comments just as I am. Keep living your way, all the real fans will stick around no matter what.
PS.Congrats on the new relationship. She seems lovely and
it's a cool little online review family you have. 'I don't really relate to mine so it's neat to have a group who I love interacting together and watch that I feel like I am in the car with. 'that's weird sounding, I know
best of luck to everyone