Escape Plan was the best movie of 2013, end of story.
No, the line is "Your mother was my favorite whore in Marrakech. Man, she knew how to polish a helmet!"
Laughed my ass off at that line.
Escape Plan is on par with Catch Me If You Can when it comes to quality. If you enjoyed Catch Me If You Can, you'll like Escape Plan.
YOU DIDN'T LIKE RED TWO? YOU DIDN'T LIKE DIE HARD FIVE? What's wrong with you Snob? Those movies are both amazing! I loved Red Two, it was better than the first Red by far. That movie is so underrated it's ridiculous. I guess I'm biased, because im a huge fan of Bruce Willis, but seriously Die Had 5 is the best Die Hard Movie since the first Die Hard. End of story.
Die Hard 2 was cheesy yet somehow incredibly dislikeable.
Die Hard 3 is so obscure, that it’s not even worth bashing. It’s not that great of a movie, but it was entertaining I’ll give it that.
Die Hard 4 was the worst Die Hard Movie and if you didn’t like Die Hard 5, you would hate Die Hard 4 even more.
I’m serious, what the hell was wrong with Die Hard 5? WHAT THE HELL was wrong with it?
I absolutely agree with your opinion on Escape Plan. I was enjoying this review until you mentioned your distain for Die Hard 5 and Red 2.
That brings me to my other question, WHAT WAS WRONG WITH RED TWO?
That movie had a good cast who acted realistically throughout it. The Asian Guy was hilarious and the movie was just entertaining in general. But then I come home to discover that there are entire WEBSITES dedicated to hating the leading actress. That there are entire BLOGS that try to tear the movie apart and piss all over it. Here I am dumbfounded, stranded in thoughts like “Oh my god that movie made this entire month awesome” and here are these jackasses stepping all over it and I say “NO DAMMIT!”
Seriously, I totally recommend that you watch Casino Royale 1967. It will make you want to take Die Hard 5 out to a fancy dinner, and give it a fucking engagement ring. You have no idea how ANNOYING it is for me, a great fan of yours, to sit back and have to hear you bitch and complain every other video about Die Hard 5… a movie I personally love. If you hate Die Hard 5, then why do you like Expendables 2? THAT MAKES NO GOD DAMN SENSE, THEY’RE PRACTICALLY ON THE SAME LEVEL OF QUALITY! Dude! Give me one reason why Die Hard 5 was bad, ONE ACTUAL REASON.
The acting was well done. The Villains were pretty cool, I liked the tap dancing man. The Ending battle at Chernobyl was very well done. The action itself was of better quality than Expendables 2 AND far more realistic. The plot was fast paced and entertaining. Bruce Willis gave it his all and I could really relate to his actions and characteristics. The editing was brilliant. The Dialogue was a bit soft at points, but the acting made up for it. The ending where all three of them are standing at the airport was the best ending to a Die Hard Movie since Die Hard One; oh wait…. Was the original Die Hard’s ending even that memorable? OH WAIT IT WASN’T. You NEVER remember the ending minutes to Die Hard One, you just remember the whole damn rest of the thing. Die Hard 5 is memorable from beginning to end. Every scene is memorable either through entertainment value or plot value: it’s a genius salad of two types of good, nothing bad inside it. The parts that are over the top and don’t make sense are done so purposefully in order to be entertaining. How were YOU not entertained by this? I have no fricking clue, how about you tell me.
Die Hard 5 was memorable for how much it sucked
This is one of dave's most irritating reviews, no one wants to hear you scream and swear, you aren't Jake, it's not funny.
Yeah, go back to acting like a douchebag, Douchebag Dave.
I only was annoyed by Dave, insofar as I really wanted to hear what Brad would have to say about Carrie, but he wasn't there.
The Carrie remake was an absolute piece of shit. Due to the fact that the 1976 Carrie is one of my favorite films of all time, I was REALLY interested in the remake. I was actually willing to give it an honest chance. The original film, is, admittedly, a bit dated, so the remake had the potential to be decent.
HOWEVER, I simply cannot believe how badly the remake fucked the whole thing up. A year later, I can look back at what Dave said, and agree with him. Goddamnit, the remake is terrible.
How could they have fucked it up so badly?