I really need to see this movie, now.
Old Fashioned: The Musical
Never Joke like that, ever! I need a shower after hearing that.
The writer of Deadly Prey as well.
Its like every week you watch a movie thats worse then the privouse week. Is this bad karma or what?
So your not reviewing Steve Jobs Brad? eh it's too good for a review for you to articulate critical thinking, I guess I could have fun with more schlock bashing
You may want to proof-read your sentence structure before repeating this tired comment section shtick of yours, champ.
He can't even handle basic 1st grade spelling and grammar - I think sentence structure is definitely beyond his limited capabilities. It's hard to try for a pretentious snark attack when one is illiterate.....
So,(Comma needed) *you're* not reviewing (Quote for title)"Steve Jobs" Brad? (No capitol for new sentence) ("eh it's too good for a review for you to articulate critical thinking" This is not a sentence, consider complete revision.) I guess I could have fun with more schlock bashing.
1/3, F. See me after class.
Piss off. Articulate enough?
Dude, stop trolling these comments. You're like the only one, and it's really bringing the vibe down.
Wait, was this the creepy, butt-hurt stalker kid who went nutso-psycho during the whole Passion of the Santa-Christ bit?
Wow, he's STILL crying here because of that?
I took it as sincere. Guess *I'm* the naive asshole.
"Every party needs a pooper,
that's why they invited you.
Da gramma iss bad, und you ahr bad! No von knows anyting cus ve ahr forced to ignore evil, because to do so iss gut! Du gut gramma like dis!! Or you could just exchange your period at the end with English isn't my first language and the confusion will add to the entertainment ;P
Your "dis" should have been "ziss" to keep with the whole German accent thing...
So...what are you even trying to say?
I just LOVE IT when you guys see a movie that's so bat-shit insane ..... to the point that you're so crazy animated that you're practically 'dancing on the ceiling' of the car!
I like to think of it as an exorcism of demons. When War room 2 hit, I can only image the whole crew's head's just spinning 360 for 59 minutes.
Starting a pool now for Brad putting in the Captain act in the next snob. Not that that's a bad thing, it got me good in the this review.
I have to find this glorious mess of a film.
"this is the worst movie I've ever seen."
one week later.....
"wait, this is the worst movie I've ever seen."
5 months later
"no wait, this is the worst movie I've ever seen."
are these Midnight Screenings turning into the ending from Clue?
Except none of that happened.
Technically almost none of it happened in Clue, either.
just forget it. (man, I wish I had a Neuralyzer right about now.)
Brad: "I'm gonna go home and sleep with my wife."
*Fade to Black*
*Shake, Rattle, and Roll begins to play*
And then he showed her his true face. Her reaction wasn't very flattering. As a matter of fact, she got downright hysterical!
I saw the trailer and I too was waiting for the fake Photoshop birds to show up.
hmmmm, maybe this is Birdemic 3 in disguise.
I had just seen West Side Story recently, and the director was A-Rab in that :O
Eh, wish it was some other movie they were reveiwing, getting distracted by little things...btw, curious about the ring on her ring finger...she married? mirror image?
Can't find the movie. I hope it gets released on DVD.
It might turn out like Saving Christmas and get a dvd release nearly a year after it comes out.
Shit, now I jinxed it.
Speaking of worst movie you've ever seen. Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas comes out on DVD today. I have been waiting all year to show my friends this disaster.
So, predictions for Brad's worst of the year list:
1. Dancin' It's On
2. Scout's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse
3. The Loft
4. Knock Knock
7. Hot Tub Time Machine 2
8. War Room
9. Old Fashioned
I swear, we need two lists this year. A top ten worst religious movies, and a top ten "other" movies, just because it's not fair to some of the real shit Brad's had to see this year to bump them off the list because War Room exists.
Do you know how infuriating it is as a Christian to have these bizarre, awful movies representing me to the moviegoing public? Imagine all of Brad's bewildered anger at just how incompetent and morally repugnant the films are, but on top of that, if all the Christian characters in them were replaced with comedic internet reviewers. Like if there was a whole genre of poorly made, willfully ignorant garbage, and their one common thread was that they all starred douchebagier versions of the Channel Awesome team.
@Tim I'm just wondering how they end up in theaters. Most end up looking like tv movies or DTV crap.
I imagine it is incredibly frustrating, and you have my sympathies. But I still have no idea why it is that Evangelicals just can't seem to make a decent movie first, and a Christian movie second. And it does tend to be Evangelical-made movies specifically, no offense intended to whatever denomination you are. I just...I wish I knew why.
I'd be shocked if War Room doesn't make the top 5. And even more shocked if Old Fashioned doesn't make the top 3.
My guess is that War Room will be further down, because Brad Normally takes points off for being enjoyably bad. Remember, Saving Christmas only made it to 10, and that was one of the most poorly made movies he had ever seen.
Other possible contenders (in no particular order):
Jem and the Holograms
Paranormal Activity: The Ghost Dimension
90 Minutes in Heaven
The Transporter Refueled
Faith of Our Fathers
Do You Believe?
The Woman in Black 2: Angel of Death
I'd be shocked if Unfinished Business didn't make the list considering Brad made a whole rating dedicated to that movie. Also, as many religious movies as he's seen this year, he might just make a top 20 worst movies of 2015 instead of a top 10.
I'm thinking that Unsullied misses the top 10. here's what I think will be on there.
1. Dancin Its On
2. Old Fashioned
3. War Room
4. Scout's Guide
6. Knock Knock
7. Unfinished Buisness
8. The Gallows
9. The Loft
Replace Unfriended with either Faith of Our Fathers, 90 Minutes in Heaven, or Fantastic Four and I think you're probably close.
You guys are foretting just how much hatred Brad had for The Loft and Hot Tub Time Machine 2. At least one of those HAS to make the top ten.
If 'Goodnight Mommy' hits your town, DON'T HESITATE! SEE IT!!!
Violet's rich girl voice cracks me up.
I saw Bridge of Spies last week, and it's a fantastic movie.
I also saw Rock the Kasbah because of your sort of recommendation, and yup -- you pretty much nailed that one.
Omg this movie XD
I like to hear more about this theater sounds fun ghosts opening doors almost psychological experience where is it? Detroit ? man to make a horror movie just in there be great
maybe the movie theater is effected by OCP's plan to build Delta City over Old Detroit. although, that would be a good idea for a horror movie. however, some people think that making a horror movie in an abandoned mall is a good idea even though it's currently sitting in a public area which makes the premise illogical and filled with plot holes (take the hint Eduardo Sánchez).
OCP's? i'm sorry i am not good at references if that is one
OCP - Omni Consumer Products
this is the evil corporation in Robocop. if you haven't seen this 1987 classic, then I strongly recommend you drop what you're doing and go watch it right now. it's an awesome movie that is just as awesome as The Terminator. and just like The Terminator, it has help up rather well after 20 years. just don't bother with the 2014 remake (or regurgitation as I'd like to call it).
Oh! momocop -as my cousin called it- duh its been forever since i seen it like when i was 8 lol thank you for clarifying it =D
no problem. ^-^
on a side note, am I the only one who would rather see a Hard-R comic book style film based on Robocop Versus The Terminator instead of these shitty PG-13 stand alone reboot/remake aka regurgitations? sure they may have to recast both Arnold Schwarzenegger and Peter Weller, but if they get the right actors to play these iconic roles correctly, backed up with a competent director, draw inspiration from both the video games & the Frank Miller comics, replace the CGI with practical effects / men in suits / & real squibs, and with a decent script, it would be the most amazing 90's style comic book film ever made. hell, it would be 10 times better than any of these Marvel films they keep coming out with every damn year. after 3 gigantic turds in the Terminator franchise and 2 massive turds in the Robocop film franchise (the TV shows are rather hit & miss so I wont include them), both series needs something exciting & interesting to make it worth our money. so, instead of rebooting them separately into stand alone films, why not just do a crossover which could not only revitalize the 2 franchises & give the die hard fans something to be happy with, but it could also fix the issues these films have as well as bring both film series to an end like they should. give me a million dollars, and I'll be glad to write for Hollywood a script or create a premise that could make these films relevant & entertaining again.
Yea the whole pg-13 reboot/remake/re-imagining thing is crap for the most part.
A good rated R reboot would be good but R movies have been weak for the most part with a few exceptions
A crossover movie would be great With terminator and robocop yea but all that other stuff you mentioned cost alot of effort for what seems like to hollywood a thing they will not do
To be honest i don't understand how half or more of the movies make to the big screen with tons of adverts to push a giant piece of shit .....why not use that money for you know making the movie good
in all honesty, R rated movies can work especially Robocop Vs Terminator. it's all a matter of putting in that extra effort & actually caring about what movie you're making regardless if it makes a ton of money or not. to me, that's a big problem with Hollywood right now. not every single movie needs to have millions of dollars attached to it, and just because movies make over 1 billion dollars, that doesn't automatically make them good. to me, quality matters more than quantity, and movies lately have been more about pushing their effects rather than telling a story or developing characters which is far more important. eventually, I would like to make movies for Hollywood since my ultimate goal is to make the very 1st American anime film & tv series on a massive scale. I already have positive responses from 7 actors & 8 actresses including Vig Mignogna, Amber Cotton, Maggie Flecknoe, Emily Neves, Jeffrey Meek, Adoni Maropis, David Lodge, Andrew Kishino, Richard Epcar, Lia Sargent, Julie Ann Taylor, Cristina Vee, Kelly Sheridan, Cherami Leigh, and even Rutger Hauer. if even Rutger Hauer can like my ideas, then you know you've got something big & ambitious on your hands. I've designed everything: characters, creatures, weapons, vehicles, logos (story, companies, products, movies, tv shows, video games, & even restaurants), video game consoles, even arcade machines. in total, I have done 245 designs for this American anime project which I've been working on since November 10th 1999.......when I was 13 years old. by next week, it will officially be 16 years. so, I think I'm more than qualified to make decent films in Hollywood. my motto: creativity isn't dead, you just have to go out there, find people who has it, and put them to work.
Wide releases that didn't get a Midnight Screening this year:
The Boy Next Door
Black or White
Woman in Gold
While We're Young
The Age of Adaline
The D Train
Far from the Madding Crowd
Love & Mercy
Me and Earl and the Dying Girl
Shaun the Sheep Movie
Ricki and the Flash
The Diary of a Teenage Girl
A Walk in the Woods
Hotel Transylvania 2
Bridge of Spies
Our Brand is Crisis
Wide releases that didn't get a Midnight Screenings this year that I would have really cared to see for one reason or another:
Bridge of Spies
Also, I'm pretty sure a few entries on your list did, in fact, get a Midnight Screenings.
I understand being a bit disappointed that not EVERYTHING was reviewed. You have to remember that maybe some of those movies didn't show near Brad or maybe they were busy living their lives and were unable to go. Brad even said in a video that things slowed down a bit because of work, marriage and other life events going on. Sure I would have loved to see reviews on a couple of those movies you listed but I'm not going to complain because they didn't happen. I'm just happy to get what we do get.
I was a little dissapointed that Brad and the gang didn't review Mortdecai. That movie was so insanely bad, it was like Johnny Depp trying to create a new Austin Powers like character and failing almost as badly as Mike Myers did with The Love Guru. Oh well.
Mortdecai was a giant piece of shit and wasn't funny in the slightest. Self/less was kinda disappointing and very forgettable. I need to check out the other 3, though. I've heard nothing but good things about Sicario, Bridge of Spies, and Steve Jobs. Also, I checked to see if each of the things I typed got a Midnight Screening before I typed them.
Does this movie beat Old Fashioned in the #1 spot for the worst movies of 2015?
It sure sounds like it.
"I'm a fucking idiot."
we all are Brad, we all are. especially if we keep allowing films like this to exist, then by definition everyone is a fucking idiot because we're just as bad as Hollywood. if we keep giving these types of films attention and if people keep throwing money at them asking for more like some kind of crack addict, then these films will never go away and we all become dumber as a result.
To be fair, considering the lack of promotion, even if people go because of Brad I doubt it will make much money.
that doesn't exactly make it better. even if it doesn't make as much money as the major Hollywood studio releases, the fact that certain people are paying money to see it and encouraging people to go see it, it's still giving it attention. that's like saying that the shit I took this morning is better than the shit I took last night. either way, it's still shit. think about it: the reason why bad films like this keep coming out is because we keep paying money at these theaters for these types of movies. and because we don't know any better, we keep giving Hollywood money so they can continue to make more of this crap. like the Transformer films, they keep releasing this garbage, we keep throwing money at them, and they continue to make more. and because we're far too used to it, no one learns a lesson & no one has the balls to do something about it anymore. it really is the greatest contradiction: we hate bad movies, but we keep paying money to go see bad movies. so, in a way, we are all part of the problem.
now, I'm not saying bad films should never exist. but it should be the exception, not the norm. more & more films are being made in the most mediocre way possible, and because a vast majority of people eat this shit up, they keep asking for more. whether it's Saving Christmas, Transformers 2-4, After Earth, Smurfs 1 & 2, the Alvin & The Chipmunks sequels, Avatar, or even Dancin' It's On, if you keep paying money to see it and encouraging people to see it, then these Hollywood studios will keep making more films like this and it will continue to get more & more attention.
You've been watching Idiocracy too much. Ok. You're a joke. And your ranting and complaining is hilarious to me.
first - I'm not ranting & rambling. not every negative comment means that someone is ranting, raving, or throwing a hissy fit.
second - I know your accusation is full of shit because I've never seen Idiocracy. nice going making yourself look like a dick coming from a commenter whose name is Rod.
if you don't agree with me, that's fine. but saying shit like this to me doesn't make you any better. if anything, it makes you more of a hypocrite. good luck commenting to other people on this site, because at least I don't go out of my way making other people feel bad to make yourself feel better which is actually rather pathetic if you stop & think about it, assuming of course you can think with all that high school bully mentality rotting your brain.
and you know something, at least I gave my opinion without using foul language or without making myself seem like some closed minded asshole poking fingers at the people on this site & attacking them personally trying to bring them down to their lower level. unlike you, I have a functioning brain. and I'll admit, I'm not perfect, I'm not always correct, I'm not always the most patient person in the universe, and I can make mistakes every now & then. I accept it. but you know what? at least I'm honest about it.
You could of fooled me. I figured you had seen that movie at least 20 times by the sound of it. My mistake if you did. No, I think you are pretty much ranting, now resulting to stupid insults. The anger is flowing through you and is hard to not notice, and it's not just in your use of vulgarity.
You sound like a rather angry, jerky kind of person, a prick basically.
Sorry, I don't mean to say it, but it's just that way.
You're a prick. You're posts are more than enough evidence of what you clearly are.
But you are a funny prick to me.
Please don't lie, I haven't commented to anyone but you on this site. You're the only one getting me all in a fine laughing mood, the joke of the hour.
The rest of the people on here are fine. But after reading and seeing your comments on here, I just can't contain myself to not comment back and be kind of a equal jerk that you are clearly being to others. Though you deny this like a good little prick who denies ever being one, because you don't think you are one. But you are.
Don't sweat him, Baron. It doesn't even sound like he's actually addressing your writings..... in fact his replies are so 'boilerplate', I doubt they're anything more than the usual troll reply-charts.
"Somebody shot a vacation video, edited it into a movie and somehow released it"... Well, that was basically "Sex & the City 2", which i think deserved it more the Razzie than The Last Airbender. At least the latter it's a Hollywood disaster in the same vein as Battlefield: Earth, so at least it has stupid incompetent shit that is amusing to watch. Sex and The City 2... most of the time I was begging for something even mildly interesting to happen, like I don't know, a bomb exploding and killing all four of them...
Haha wow Brad looks genuinely pissed on multiple occasions here. And these two are really starting to jive well together on these videos! Good stuff
Hey, I have that same Siracha shirt!! I'm wearing it as I watch this video. Rad.
I have weird, recurring dreams about strange movie theaters with scattered strangers waiting for a movie that never starts, as if it indeed is some kind of cinema purgatory, but the place you described sounds even worse because it had less people and actually exists!
Shame too, because that deep-neon blue makes it look like a pretty neat place, with maybe an 80s cyberpunk feel, but being alone with only a few electronic noises in the background? I'd feel like I'm stuck on the recreational deck of the System Shock 2 ship, and any moment shodan would whisper crazy messages directly into my brain.
The movie is so bad, Brad reviews the theater instead!
First time commenting, but your lady friend has to find a way around the "like" issue.
"Pause when you would typically insert "like." Vocalized pauses are just filling places where you don't have anything to say. So, each time you anticipate saying "like," pause instead. This approach works for other vocalized pauses, such as: "um," "er," "ah," and "you know."
Pausing, rather than saying "like," has the added benefit of making you sound more confident and authoritative."
That's taken from a Wikihow, but it's not wrong. That shit becomes distracting from the rather fun takedown of DANCIN IT'S ON.
In Violet's defense I'm pretty sure it's more of a Michigan thing as I am from the Detroit area as well and my friends including myself tend to overuse the word "like".
Even if it's a regional thing, you're taking part in something that's viewable to a wider audience.
It's also a tic when placed on the spot, the speaker can't pace themselves or find the train of thought. It'll happen from time to time, but slowing down and thinking about what he/she/it/whatever wants to say will make it sound so much better.
I hate that my first comments on a video were to complain about something like that, but I spend most of my time listening to the videos rather than watching them. The issue was that noticeable.
Yeah well, that's just like, your opinion, man.
Nobody fucking cares.
Seriously? You're going to pick on Violet for saying "like" too much, when Brian is a far worse offender? Hell, even Brad overuses "like" in many of his videos.
I'm angry because they didn't use the word "like" one time when referring to Man of Steel! I mean, they say "like" all the time but when it comes to Man of Steel all they did was bash it!!! They could have said they like it just by accident but NOPE
Is Brian the bigger guy married to the redhead? If so, he does it a lot too.
I was only commenting this time because while it was easier to ignore in other videos, it was practically every 20 seconds in this video.
Brad started to do it too, but backed off. It's just the constant Like, Like, Like, Like, etc that caught my attention.
Hahahah Think next time I try to hit on someone, I'll ask him: Do you want to go out on a montage with me?
The character names all sound like "Grease" rip offs.
Meanwhile, since it's a David Winter movie does someone get killed and then turn up in a later scene still alive?
RIP David A. Prior.
Word of warning though: Spectre is the most mediocre Bond movie in a long time. The plot is predictable and the action is unmemorable. Plus it doesn't need to be two and a half hours long. I was disappointed.
more mediocre than Skyfall? how? from what I've read so far, it's getting good reviews. I'll wait to see it to give it my own personal opinion. in either case, it's not like there hasn't been bad Bond films before as well as certain Bond films that are under-rated like The Man With The Golden Gun. personally, I even enjoyed the Pierce Brosnan Bond films since my personal favorite in the entire series is still Goldeneye. and even though they did get progressively more cartoonish near the end, they were still deliciously cheesy & entertaining. I guess in that regard, the Daniel Craig Bond films are just like The Dark Knight Trilogy: movies that are trying to be more realistic, is successful, makes a ton of money, and has people who like them, and yet they are rather mediocre, over-rated, and makes people like myself appreciate the older films even more. even if that's the case, it will at least be entertaining to watch without taking it too seriously. the only Bond related media that no one has yet to talk about and that most people either forgot about or doesn't know about is the 90's cartoon tv series James Bond Jr. and yes, it's a real thing.
You thought Skyfall was mediocre? Try watching Quantum of Solace. The editing in that one was terrible.
"17wonders" I never said Skyfall was mediocre. and yes, I have seen Quantum Of Solace, and it is rather disappointing. I've only seen it once in the theater, and I find it to be even worse than Die Another Day. at least that film is entertaining as long as you don't take it too serious much like the Roger Moore films. they feel like live action Saturday morning cartoons, and that's all I pretty much expect from those types of Bond films. hell, I said earlier that I think The Man With The Golden Gun is highly under-rated. just for the record, I don't hate Skyfall, but I don't think it's the greatest of the Bond films either. I think it's over-rated, but that doesn't mean I hate it. I can understand why some people may like it, but I rather prefer Casino Royale from the Daniel Craig series.
I'm always looking into films I've never seen before, especially since I just got done watching John Carpenter's They Live for the first time, and I think it was a great film. plus, even if I watch a film that's mediocre, I can alt least try to find at least some redeeming qualities (if any), and I can always remind myself that I've seen worse. try watching Hellraiser Revelations, I will guarantee that you'll be wanting to watch Quantum Of Solace instead within the first few minutes of this particular stinker. good luck reviewing this gigantic turd Brad.
You have a very strange idea of what a good date is, Brad. :)
Someone should direct a horror movie in that theatre..
Midnight Movie Massacre
"the movie begins when someone dies!"
Grim Reaper Theater
"the admission is death!"
Rated-R: starts Friday in a theater near you
I feel like whatever the title "the movie begins when someone dies" is defo the subtitle
"Birthe" that was the tagline, not the subtitle. however, that does sound like a decent subtitle. I've made up plenty of fake movie titles for my anime project alone, so this is easy cake walk for me.
hell, if Brad makes the video, I'll be glad to make him a logo, or even do a trailer using the movie trailer voice. since I can easily do the voice of The Djinn from Wishmaster, this would be even easier for me to do.
Only thing I have to say is that I live in the town where this was shot. I met the director at 2 am one day because I was working in electronics at my job. Seemed nice and liked the fact that I knew what Space Mutiny was. He even told me how they got the rights to use the Battlestar Glactica footage. Still not going to see this movie though.
Brad,you need to make a movie where everyone is acting normally,and you just dance in every scene for no reason,and no one comments on it ever.
Schatzi is german for "dearie"
FYI, Wikipedia says it's "Shotsy", not "Schatzi". "Shitsy" would have been more appropriate for this cinematic masterpiece.
I was going to make a snarky comment about "if you want to see Sicario, go see it them", but then I realized if I'm too busy to go see it then surely you are too. I hope you do get to see a good movie soon though, it will do your soul good. But it is pretty cool that you get to check out different theatres in a bigger city like Detroit.
Oh gee Brad, it can't be that bad. Why, it has a 6.1 on IMDB!
And I thought you were joking when you said the same director of "Space Mutiny" made this. They could have at least cast Reb Brown as a dance instructor named: "Bolt VanderHuge"
I hope I don't come off as mean here Brad, but as soon as the video started, I had to jump back and scream a little because Violet's lipstick along with lighting making her skin look pale white had yell out, "AAAAAHHHH THE BABADOOK!!!!"
Yesterday at a critique at my collage in my lecturer asked a student when showing their short film (after being silent for a looong time)´Why is this art?
How do you justify this?´
It was stone cold.. you had to be there to feel how ICY the whole room became.
Where I'm going with this is; Who made this and who told that person, what institution or person, "YES you are a filmmaker, go make movies".
HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?
This was amazing and this movie sounds out of this world.. and why are food fights making a comeback has 90's nostalgia brought that back???
Just amazing... I was just expecting Brian to describe generic dance movie no 9000, but this was just magical.
Correction: You can just leave work. Just don't expect to come back.
Some of the songs Brad were singing sounded like something you'd hear off Trout Mask Replica.
So,did the Captain bring them some wine, or did they not have that spirit there since 1969?
(Seriously, every time you bring that character's name up, I think of that song.)
Oh, if only this film included a re-shoot of the dancing scenes in Space Mutiny! "AHHHH!!! She's presenting like a mandrill!"
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