Arent you going to send Jillian to the movie? Hell, you could have Jerrid be her buddy! :)
I'm pretty sure Brad said in the first review that he was pretty sure he wouldn't be able to convince Jillian. But I would just L-O-V-E to see Jillian rage to this. xD
She'd probably kill Brad though. :/
Forgive me for not being up with goes on on team snob, but what DID happen to Jerrid? I mean I know that one thing that caused Brad & Jerrid to end but then everything seemed cool for a bit then he just vanished. Did things get bad again or did you all just drift apart or what?
Also I vote Ryan goes to see it next
Just search it on google, there is stuff on there.
Nash and Lupa!
I don't think I need to even watch this; the screen cap of Sarah's face is enough to summarize the entire video.
Speaking of video perspective, how tall is Sarah, btw? She looks about between 5-9, 5-11 ish. Cause its amazing how she towers over Brad(no offense), both sitting down and standing. Oh, and you poor souls
She's mentioned being over 6 feet tall.
I have no idea how tall that is, personally, since I don't use insane units of measurements.
Wait, if she's that tall, and her ass is that big...that's a lot of ass flesh.
Mmm. Ass flesh.
Yay, Sarah Lewis!
She is awesome.
My name is an anagram of "Roman Kicker"
Also, "Kink or Cream"
Well.... wouldn't the 'or cream?' part depend on the kink? Not that I'd -want- to know what's in Kirk's pin-headed little fantasies....
Proof that God wants you to get in my van.
Why Kirk Cameron, is that a banana in your pocket..... or are you just happy to see me?
Brian doesn't like Seinfeld?
I'm on Kirk Cameron's side now
be on Brad's side
he's the one that keeps sending Brian to shitty movies
Kirk Cameron Bullshits His Way through a Lit 102 Research Paper: Now a major motion picture!
Where are they parked, behind Walgreens?
This particular movie was playing at Parkway Pointe 8, which is the theater in town that's about a mile from our usual theater, and it's where the indie movies and the religious movies go, plus movies that have been out for a little while. For some reason there's a big wooden fence along side one section of the parking lot. No particular reason really.
Also, this was the theater that I used to be a manager at very briefly. I worked there for a bit in '99/2000 and again in 2004. That was back when it was considered the better theater in town.
"That was back when it was considered the better theater in town."
No, no, it's more fun to think of you managing the theater that had the religious movies.
Now I'm just imagining all the employees required to say 'Enjoy the show and PRAISE JESUS' when handing people their tickets.
"Brian and Sarah's Saving Christmas"
I'd watch that. How about a short film for Christmas time?
I can't believe you actually followed through on making everyone go see it. God I love this site.
All that's left is Jillian and Jerrid.
I can't imagine Jillian allowing herself to be forced into watching this... I can imagine Jerrid being forced to watch it all by himself.
That would be the best, just Jerrid all by himself in the car talking to the camera with the look on his face of "What the fuck did I just watch?"
Pretty sure we won't see Jerrid again in anything.
So, FINE. I hereby volunteer to see this movie with Jillian. Trust me. I'd be great! I'm some random asshole!
Just re-edit his The Zookeeper review. When he gets to "where's Jake" edit him in cackling and cut back to Jerrid looking sad.
^holy shit LOL @ Morhek
Somebody would have to explain to Jerrid who Kirk Cameron was.
Gundam in a Kirk Cameron movie? I think the universe just lapped itself
The Cat guy looks like David Cross playing Anton Lavey.
Brad, you're actively trying to fund Kirk Cameron making more buttfuck insane movies with all these tickets you're buying, aren't you?
Another one? Brad you're making me want to watch this movie.
They were both shortly brutally murdered by Brad, who was hiding in the back.
And now send your Mother!
Why? It would just be forty minutes of Brad's mom beating the shit out of him.
Yes and ?
Imagine in a couple of years from now going like; "Do you remember when we went and saw X movie together that was a great time!" well then you would have something like this; "Do you remember when we went and saw Saving Christmas together, that was the worst piece of entertainement shit we ever saw in cinema and I still hate you for it!"
Now, all that needs to happen is a round-table snobcast with the entire group.
Oh yes. Oh yes so very much. Make this happen. Pllleeeaaasseee.
Of course Jesus loved big hams, it's not like he was a Jew or anyth...
Holy shit. This film is just the gift that keeps on giving. Just when I think it can't get even stupider and crazier, new details come to light. It's been hugely entertaining seeing Brad and Dave's absolutely confused amusement, Jake and Irvings rage, and now Sarah and Brian's stunned horror, and everybody's brought up interesting and valid points. I hope you guys are making a lot of money from these videos, guys, because they're great.
Man I really want to see that hello Bruce thing, but i cant find it anywhere.
I AM A SHARK, NOT A MINDLESS EATING MACHINE. IF I AM TO CHANGE THIS IMAGE, I MUST FIRST CHANGE MYSELF.
You see, as an Atheist, I celebrate Xmas, cause I take the Christ right out of Christmas. Bum dum tish.
Brian likes Gundam? God I love that magnificent bearded man. :D
I guess somebody has a slavery fetish.
He can tell me my name any time. :P Damn....whelp, better start working on that mass apology letter.
I agree with the some of the other comments. Somebody needs to find what dive bar Jerrid and his Rush cover band are playing so he can be dusted off and brought out of retirement. What was the last thing he was in, that Reviewers pilot? It's great, because there's the off chance that he might genuinely enjoy this movie. The guys is a wild card! Assburgers anyone? :)
Cheers for #TeamSarah and her magical Purse of (chips) Holding [patent-pending]!
And an additional Super Cheer for the Jackson Galaxy ref! He's an awesome guy who does a lot of wonderful work saving cats lives..... and yeah he's in a band (explains his look). His show is my one reality-show guilty pleasure <3
So Brad, is the finale of this whole Saving Christmas review series gonna end with you taking everyone to see this again as a group but you all smoke a big joint first and watch it high, which will be immediately followed by a group review of whether or not this movie was better to watch when High?
Please do because that will be the best X-Mas present ever for your fans!
This show is now called Brad's Saving Christmas Reviews.
Regarding the wise men who came to witness the birth of Jesus, the Bible doesn't specify how many there were beyond that it's plural. The idea that there were three comes from that they brought three gifts.
Most of me is like: Gundam in the Nativity Scene. Nice.
But part of me is like: Why the RX-78? Why not the Wing Zero Custom?
because the wing zero costume is boring and dull, and the RX-78 is bright and colorful.
I'd say Strike Freedom but would rather not spark a fanbase civil war.
You guys are all nuts. Clearly the appropriate Gundam for this would be God Gundam from Mobile Fighter G Gundam.
Mystery crackers in Sarah's bag, and nobody told the Admiral?
That's just rude.
OMG! It's like watching the Bruno Matiei show again! Sara and Brian are so funny together and this is this best of the 'Saving Christmas' videos!!! I Love it!!!!
lost my shit at the stillshot
Jesus would probably not have had ham because he was jewish
The final instalment of the 'Saving Christmas' trilogy! #Onelasttime
New classic line:
"Your thing is filled with fiery chili-filled cheese crackers:"
Ouch. Just... ouch.
I honestly hope Kirk Cameron is the new Andy Kaufman, because he just cannot fucking be serious with this bullshit; it just has to be one giant prank on everybody.
Did Brian mean Jesse "The Body" Ventura not "The Mind".
No he didn't.
Jesse started calling himself that when he was elected Governor.
I think this movie was a joke Kirk Cameron wasn't aware of.
"The children thank you this year at Christmas!"
"Yeah, fuck yourself."
There needs to be a Grumpy Brian at Christmas Time film/video/thing.
God created Gundams huh? Man I find that thought hilarious, let alone the fact that there's a Gundam in her nativity scene.
no no no, Gundams are god.
it's in the name.
I, too, would love to see the stand-up comedy routine mentioned, if anyone has any leads.
Considering when Endless Waltz takes place that pretty much makes it a Christmas movie so really Sarah's Nativity Scene needs more Gundams from that series...though should the Tallgeeses be included?
Tallgeese should always be included.
Bookworm Otaku is right, Endless Waltz Nativity anyone? I've got em all!
Sandrock is Joseph, Heavyarms is Mary, Deathscythe, Nataku, and Tallgeese are the Wise Men, Wing Zero is the angel, but who'd be Jesus?
Epyon, nuff said. :D With Leos, Aries, and Mercurius and Vayate all standing around in awe. And White Reflection playing in the background.
I must say, Brad. You paired the right people together to go see this movie: 1.) You and Dave - both knew it was going to be bad yet made the best of it. 2.) Irving and Jake - BEST RANT EVER!!!! 3.) Sarah and Brian - Calm and Collective, walked themselves through it and summed it up nicely. - Now I'm curious to see this movie.
Yay! Talk about the gift that keeps on giving. Now, I know that it will never happen, but I would dearly love to see Ryan and Jillian get in on some nummy Cameron action. That would be, like, the best Christmas present ever.
Also, I must say that I, as a married, heterosexual woman, feel that DAMN but Sarah is a smart, sexy lady! Hooray for her Bag of Chip Holding!
Mel Brooks and Terry Pratchett references, awesome!
That can't be... the Burning Gundam was the God Gundam in the Japanese version and that one was built by the colony of Neo Japan. It did defeat the Devil Gundam by giving it the finger though. Still, explain that one Kirk.
Don't worry, I'm sure Kirk can give us some convoluted explanation as to how Gundams are created by man to honor God or something...still, he'd be with Wal-Mart in boycotting the Deathscythe Hell....prick.
I'm glad the autoplay feature was finally deactivated. I usually let the videos run in the background while doing something else and I really was growing sick of hearing the first sentence of the "Burial Ground: Nights Of Terror" review after every video I watched on this site.
You got sick of it? It became a running joke in my group of friends. Whenever a conversation would come to an abrupt end, leaving everyone silent, someone would say "Burial Ground: Nights of Terror. Well, this movie starts with a bang!"
I used to work at a retail store and I was worried that if I said Merry Christmas to a Jew or Kwanza guy they would be offended and my boss would yell at me. So then I was worried that I would have to profile people on how "Jew-y" they looked or assume that all black people celebrated Kwanza and give them the appropriate greeting and hope that I was right otherwise I would really get yelled at by my boss.
Fortunately we had Happy Holidays so I never had to worry about that. Happy Holidays came about because retailers didn't want to upset people. Its the blacks and Jews fault that we have Happy Holidays.
What I am saying is that Mel Gibson was right.
Merry Christamhanakwanzika to you.
I clapped and screamed with joy when you made a Lil' Brudder reference. Then I started crying. That little guy... He's got the heart of a champion! You're gonna make it, Li'l Brudder! You just keep scrapin' along!
Wait, I don't remember mention of a blooper reel at the end. Now my interest is piqued. It's not playing anywhere near here, but if someone is insane enough to post it online, I'll check it out.
Now have Lupa and Phelous watch it.
No way, we need Faggot Josh and Fake Josh to see it for a double FJ Christmas.
HOW FUCKING DARE YOU bash the Salvation Army. Donate money when you can. A few quarters isn't going to kill you, you fucking pompous rich kids...
I hope one day you're poor, and nobody helps you out.
YEAH! You'll regret this, Brian! Where's my Beatin' Bell?!
Salvation Army! Salvation Army! Throw a nickel on the drum, save another drunken bum.
This movie's already made over $2 million at the box office, so it's no doubt made many times its budget back. I wanna see Kirk Cameron's Saving Easter and Kirk Cameron vs Halloween get made next year. This needs to at least be a trilogy.
Brad, Please, Please,Please, send someone to create vlog on Grace of Monaco. It is ungodly vapid, and unintentionally hilarious.
sarah's laugh is my new favorite thing
"Coffee mugs up." XD
I read the 'synopsis' (the shit the producers put there) on imdb.... your naming the christian literaly 'christian' in your christian propaganda movie?
oh fuck of