I'm confused, does Carman replace Tequila and Bonetti for being the greatest thing ever?
One day, when I was about 15, my friend and I skipped school. We were hanging out, smoking cigarettes, in front of a pizza place around 1 in the afternoon when some guy came up to us. He was like, "Hey, dudes! You ever heard of Carmen? Well, check THIS out!"
The guy then handed us a cassette tape of Carmen and took off. He was clearly trying to reach two troubled youths. This was around 1995 or 1996.
Anyway, my friend and I went back to the friend's house, and popped in the tape. The first thing we heard was a lousy rap beat, and Carmen saying something like, "JESUS...died for yo' sins!..."
My friend and I started laughing hysterically. Then, we went outside and smashed the tape.
/Cool story, bro!
Really? You thought it was funny... So you stopped watching and destroyed the tape? That's a fucking awful story.
You saw this at school? Hope it wasn't a public school. Also Georges Bizet.
It wasn't a public school...
If anyone cares, that bull is a beef breed called a Longhorn and is native to Texas.
Brad, Allison, (And Pheolus) are a good combo. Enjoy the hell out of these crossovers.
Man.... I would pay good money to see a secretly recorded video of a little Mr.Jones, sitting in his History class watching this insane Carman Movie, where he just finally *breaks* and yells out his trademark "WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?!" Classroom faces = priceless.
Did Allison become a mother between now and the time Brad accidentally punched her years ago? I didn't even recognize her at first, with her "Mom's Bod" look...
You hush your mouth, Allison is flawless!
Nah, that's because that was six years ago and I was 20, dude.
Oh go fuck off back to your bridge, Obvious One .... imagine that 'supermodel' career of yours misses you....
"What kind of horrible churches do you have around here! You have the wrong hair colour, get out!"
My ex-fundie cult plays that shit all the goddamned time. Now they have a "revelation from God" that if you have a gay parent, you can't be baptized or be a full member until you turn 18 and disown their lifestyle. Oh, and if you're legally gay married, you're excommunicated.
Don't you mean, "Jesus, man!"?
Great video! I'm really enjoying this look at Carman's work; it's nice to see some Christsploitation that's just kind of cheesy and heartfelt rather than nasty and spiteful.
Anyway, I just had to chime in and say that I almost did a spit take when the shot of the school came up. That's Will Rogers High School in Tulsa, OK (you might also recognize it from the film version of Rumble Fish if you ever saw that), and I literally live in the neighborhood a block from there. I walk my dog around their campus all the time. It really is a small world...
Whoa! That famous "country singer" is bluegrass legend Ricky Skaggs! He left bluegrass for a bit in 80 to do country music - since then he's been often called 'the man who saved country music" (!)
The last I heard the man is still playing, often as guest musician for the younger crowd - I heard he made a record with Jack White a little while back.
Man...what the HELL was he doing in a freakin' RIOT movie???? They mustve backed up several dumptrucks full of money to his house for him to do this.