I'm pretty sure that'll give you VD, dude.
The kind of VD that'll turn you into a rabid, blithering orange raccoon...
This soda is the GRAPEST.
Only this soda can solve all of our nation's terrible problems. Only this soda can keep us all safe while getting rid of the bad people and helping us win all the deals.
MY EYES IT'S HIDEOUS
Ack! Stop! Too many cancer cells activating at once! DX
This soda is the best soda there is. I can verify that myself. How do I know this? Because I'm on it. And I'm great, which means this soda is great because it features me. Do you think I'd be on anything that wasn't great? Of course not. I made grape soda great, and now I'm making America great.
Thank you. Hold your applause. I know how much you all love me.
Oh plz, u made WM23 suxxor, coz Creative were more worried about the shitty publicity stunt match between you and Vince then any decent matchs.
Trump Soda:Make America Grope Again. The soda that grabs them by the pussy.
That's it? Just regular grape soda? Seems rather anti-climatic. At least it didn't make me hate food.
So Brad, once and for all I'd like to know what your actual beef with Trump is. Were you banking on Hillary going to war with Russia so that the ensuing radioactive fallout would turn you into a rat-man? Or are you employed by a Los Zetas drug lord who snuck into America *alongside* some good honest people seeking work?
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!