Needs more deep frying to get the whole 'Murican heart attack going with this one.
Don't forget to put it on a cheese burger with donuts for buns and MOAR BACON!
Butter up that bacon, boy!
This aint right. This bazon wrapped crust pizza hasn''t even been deep fried in beer. Better move it to the "Queer" menu
Why do people not get that cooking or frying anything in beer is pointless...You literally cook off the miniscule amount of alcohol that it has...Same with pretty much EVERY alcohol, the only thing you might actually get some benefit from would be moonshine or everclear which would just taste disgusting
Uh, the point isn't really the alcohol, it's the other things in the beer that add to the flavor. The only spirits that are actually worthless to cook with are the ones that are just alcohol and water, like vodka, Zima, and, like you mentioned, Everclear.
you cock it in beer for the taste not for the alchol
You cannot completely cook the alcohol out of food completely. The alcohol level diminishes with the temperature of the food but to get it to meaningful amounts the food would have to be overcooked. While the alcohol levels in cooked food may not be enough to get one drunk, maybe at most slightly buzzed, it's always there and cannot be 100% cooked out without turning the food into ash.
I love Mr Sun. That needs to be a new show Brad. The Jake and Mr Sun Show. it could be like those oldie times kids shows from the 50s and 60s but with all of Jake's rage lol. or maybe just a riff show on old racist commercials but have it be Mr Sun selling the product to Jake. I could watch that all day!
MAKE IT SO!
Studio announcer: "Hey kids, what time is it?"
Kids in audience: "It's Mr. Sun time!!!"
Jake off camera in the distance: "No, it's fucking NOT!" *slams studio doorsI*
What makes it even better is it would be the simplest and fastest thing to film. Just film Jake while it's sunny, can't have artificial light on the mr. Sun show, and have Brad talking off screen.
Mr. Sun is the best thing.
Unfortunately due to recent events that wont happen now since Jake is not going to be on the site anymore :(
I hope it's not a permanent thing. I can understand him needing some time off, since it sounds like he's been working two jobs for years and his living arrangements aren't ideal. I also like to think he'll be kept in reserve for the Big Events - coming out of retirement for the next Smurfs, or the Secret of NIMH remake, rather than having him out weekly leading to burnout.
I would totally buy from the pizza joint you described. That is a solid idea.
Was this filmed in the hallway?
Also, my reaction to the Cel-Ray was "Guh! It's salty! It's salty and briny, and--Why is it salty?"
Thirdly, there's a pizza place near me that does pepperoni so perfectly, I never realized all the other places were doing it wrong. They put down some of the cheese, then the pepperoni, then the rest of the cheese, so you don't get partially burnt pieces of pepperoni, with salty oil slicks on top.
New York style pizzas are the best. Accept no Chicago substitutes.
I've never tried Chicago-style pizza, but I live in New York, so screw Windy City pizza.
Informative and informed post.
I know I'm sold....
Sorry, I've never been close enough to Chicago to try authentic Chicago style deep dish pizza. I live within 20 minutes of NYC. If you enjoy either soft crust or 8" slices of pizza, try some.
New York style pizza is only worth a damn if it's made in New York (it's the municipal water that gives it its flavor), Chicago style pizza is pretty awesome no matter where it's made, and generally one slice is enough to fill you up.
So is Jake going to do a Midnight Screening of the new movie by his favorite actor Adam Sandler in the Cobbler? It's on demand if it's not screening in Springfield. :D
Make it a double feature with Pixels when it comes out
He still has yet to see Strange Magic, the epic Lucas-produced kids movie bomb that apparently completely bypassed Springfield. Even if it's a Patreon-first thing, I hope we get to see that particular strange magic.
It's The Science Bros Show with Lil' Tony Stark and Serial Killer Bruce Banner!
Funny Jake said that, because I regularly get a pineapple/anchovie/artichoke/tomato pizza. It's awesome!
Would you ever consider doing a Brad Tries of Deep Dish if you ever got the chance?
I haven't had Little Caesar's since I was four years old. From the way it looks, I'm almost positive that the pizza you guys just ate is the exact same pizza. Not the same KIND of pizza - THE SAME EXACT PIZZA. Check the bottom - if it says "MDB" in red crayon, best steer clear.
Unless you're super young, I doubt it. Back in the day, Little Caesar's had much better quality pizza, I can't remember exactly when they turned into the ultimate budget pizza, but it used to be better.
Still, $5 pizza is good in a pinch.
exactly... They used to make it to order. It'd be fresh. I still wish they had the same quality they used to. I guess in the crowded pizza market they had to find their niche. Their pizza doesn't do reheating either. A baby pan pan sure would hit the spot.
Where is the Mr. Sun bit originally from?
It was from Brad Tries: Kirk Cameron's Coffee
...and by 'Kirk Cameron's Coffee' Mandy means that Brad and Jake break into Kirk Cameron's house, and steal his coffee. You know, 'cause Jesus.
Yep. That's totally what I meant.
Well, as long as you're sure. I can just picture Kirk waking up in the dead of night and hearing "Bro, just get the beans and get out".
Look, I love bacon. Always have.
But this pizza. This pizza. It's just...stupid.
No, sir. I must turn down the Little Caesar's Bacon Crust Pizza. I refuse, on principle.
But, Barry, if you like ba--
GOOD DAY, SIR.
That "pizza" looks like a stroke wrapped in a heart attack.
I guarantee you, that "bacon" you ate was a lot of things - but not actual bacon. Not at that price point. Probably some MRM type garbage that will give you Creutzfeldt–Jakob disease. Jake already behaves like a mad cow half of the time anyway, nobody will notice the difference.
It's an ordinary pizza with a few strips of dry bacon sticking to crust. It's not exactly a KFC Double Down. No one's going to die from bacon crust pizza.
The regular Little Caesar's Pizza is good when it's hot and ready. It doesn't make for good leftovers though, makes my stomach hurt. I think the crust could stand to be better. I don't care much for bacon outside of breakfast. I doubt I'd like the bacon crust pizza.
I still prefer Little Caesar's over Pizza Hut. I don't know what's happened to that company, but I'm positive that their recipe has changed since I was a kid.
RE: Pizza Hut, it ABSOLUTELY has changed. Sometime within the last 10 years or so. Pizza Hut used to be my favorite chain brand pizza, now it's easily my least favorite.
Agreed with that.
Pizza Hut used to be pretty good, although I would say it was more than 10 years ago.
Now it's pretty sucky.
Little Caesar's isn't very good either bug hey it's $5 and the Crazy Bread is still pretty good.
I worked at Pizza Hut over a year. Their recipes have changed twice in that time
The returning Mr. Sun bit keeps making me smile.
So speaking of things that make you sick, are you going to watch The Cobbler on Pay-per-view with Jake since Sony pulled it from theaters?
Forget the pizza, cut me off a slice of Brad! The obvious lack of shirt under that zip-up hoodie, like it was just thrown on for the sake of the video, leads me to believe that his off-camera life is considerably nudier than most peoples'.
Technically, you can't get anymore slices than what was on display in his 'Nudies' DVD. That and a pizza can make for a nice night in....
Ah yeah, I was wondering if you would do this!
Little Ceasar's is always a gamble when you go Hot 'n Ready. Fresh out of the oven it's pretty great, but if they happen to give you one that's been in the heater for a while, it's still alright, but you'll definitely get a dead pizza.
Um actually that one kinda looks nasty :/ Now the Papa John's bacon cheeseburger pizza, I can get behind (tho it comes with pickles).
Hey! It ain't cool rage quittin' on Mister Sun, Bro! He went through a lotta trouble bringin' your box o' breakfast-lunch to brighten your day, bro!
Little Ceasers is alright.I'm a pretty big Pizza lover. If I want real pizza I know where to go if I want a decent cheap pizza when I have a taste for pizza I know where to go also. Little Ceasers is better than Domino's and cheaper than Pizza hut. Usually I get the Deep Dish Pepperoni Pizza and some of that Crazy bread. Problem is the bread they sell in these parts always seems undercooked. One of their 8 dollar pizzas usually keeps me fed for a few days. So not bad and it's not bad.
This entire video is just one big advertisement for the bachelor life. Sold!
The irony is the bacon is probably the healthiest thing on this pizza, The peperoni is gonna be a chemically smoked mechanically reclaimed mixture of fat, sugar and cartilage , the base is nothing but more salt, sugar and fat, plus high in carbs and the sauce probably once met a tomato as it was blended with yet more sugar and salt. And I would still eat it if I had a hangover.
Hahaha Mr. Sun XD I think i'll make my own to see how it tastes and looks.
I never had a little cesar's pizza but it doesn't look that good then again it probably better than dominoes
I love jake so much XD
Pineapple does not belong on a pizza!!
That mystery pizza shop idea sounds good i would try it
Jake is awesome i will miss him but if he has to go he has to go its his life and i hope that it isn't something life threatening and i hope he can be happy jake too he deserves some happiness in life.
I don't care what the real reason is i want to be positive and i knows its weird because i never met him before but he and brad and the gang has brought a happiness into my life with their friendship their love for eachother that i love in these internet videos something that no reality tv or shows or movies can really give me.
You guys are great i love you all i send love and good vibrations to you all
Yeah.... what she^ said!
Jake's final "Team Snob" work :-(
Mr Sun chased him away! But now its real behind the scenes and in Snob Canon
I'm really sorry to see him go. I'm not all that surprised, though, after his last Midnight Screenings appearance.
What??? Where is he going??
When a Dominos manager calls your pizza shit, you fucked up!
Damn, the idea of no longer having Jake around is immensely saddening. :( I'm glad Brad announced it at least as opposed to leaving us all to speculate. Still, damn. :/
I honestly don't really mind Jake leaving the site (for the forseeable future; I'm counting it as an indefinite hiatus). He's a busy man; he's probably working 80 hours a week as a manager, he's got a girlfriend, and he's doing his own shit. If he's still doing ok, I'm happy for him. It was fun to see him on the site; he made me laugh a lot, and he has a good head on his shoulders.
I'm still shocked that Jake had to leave the site. I hope that he's doing well if it's a health or personal problem.
On a somewhat more brighter positive note, Jake went out with a blast with this video and the Cinderella midnight screening
Honestly, if it were just a health problem, Brad wouldn't have announced plans to "retool" 'Shot on Shitteo'. His phrasing in the announcement leads me to believe that there's some kind of behind-the-scenes fallout, not unlike Jerrid's departure.
I can accept Jake leaving the site, I just hope that there's no sort of bad blood behind the camera. Brad and Jake seem(ed) like really good friends.
I hate to start rumors, but it did indeed sound like something bad did happen between the crew. It's really saddening. :/
I think you guys are letting your imaginations run wild. The fact is that jake: has a kid and a full time job. That's a lot of responsibility. More than likely he just didn't have the time to contribute fully to the site anymore.
Sounds like a woman is the cause of this. They usually ruin everything good with their selfishness. I bet his gf was tired of him spending all his time working and hanging out with brad and the website instead of being at home with her and listening to her yap about nothing all day long and not giving her any attention. I bet she probably gave him one of those ultimatums like do you care about me or your friends more and he caved in and went with her. That's probably it.
Let me guess Michael, you also believe that Yoko Ono truly broke up the Beatles?
No Sam, I'm just familiar with how women are as are most men that have been around the block a few times. Jake really enjoyed being on Team Snob he's in almost everything on here because he has fun doing it. Nothing pulls a man away form what he enjoys like a woman that's jealous of the pleasure that man gets from doing something that doesn't involve her.
I knew it... I knew there had to be a woman behind all this drama.
Juggalos, man. Nothing good ever comes from them.
Nice misogyny there Michael-Troll.... I'm sure your mother would be so proud.....
Now toddle back under your bridge and get back to your goat-fucking...
Thanks Angelique_sp for the insults. I didn't know mentioning things that women actually do makes me a misogynists. I guess I dislike women because I understand them? Whatever that insult of yours was supposed to mean. If there is one thing I do know is that women hate to hear the truth about themselves. You're always supposed to pretend like the elephants not in the room and not call them out on their behavior. Then when you point out the things they do all of a sudden you're a misogynist or whatever. Do me a favor angilique go jump back on your feminist band wagon along with the other women what wish they could piss standing up.
I would like to hope Michael P and misogynists like him are trolling, but he's just a massive douchebag.
Putting up with them is just part of being on the internet.
If trolling, too real to tell.
ICP, here comes another one. Michael P. must be a troll and a misogynist, he hates women because he says women try to change and control men and keep them from doing things they might enjoy to get a man to spend more time with them. Oh no! certainly no woman ever thinks like that or has ever tried to do any of those things. I must be a troll.
Next you feminist will be saying "Oh Michael P's a troll because he says women like to have sex just as much as men do". Seriously some of you people that post on this website are so inexperienced with life and relationships it's pathetic and it clearly shows. As for why Jake fell out with Team Snob who knows but my guess is it involved a woman. Don't like my opinion you don't have too but you also reserve the right to shut the f*ck up.
Hey, Apoch (or however you spelled it)
Double check your facts. Me and Brad are still friends on Facebook...
Oh piss off, you little goat-fucker.... now you're trying to change tunes. You know damn well it's not about "poor victim me, I'm not allowed to ever say boo about a woman"; it's that broad brush of nastiness & paranoia you ooze out: 'THEY ruin everything, THEY are selfish and hateful" You can't base your view on billions of people based on the few assholes you've seen on reality tv - perhaps you should spend as much time in the real world as some of us old farts and realize that life is a lot more complicated than that.
As for opinions: Yes, you have the right to flap your gums all over the internet , but SO DO I....if you mouth off with something super-incendiary, don't act all surprised when the net turns the flame-thrower back at ya. Public speech burns both ways and there's no mouse-hole small enough on the 'tubes to hide in.
Plus I think when you have a member of the Insane Clown Posse saying "yo bro, bitter much?"..... you might have a problem! LOL
Angelique_sp what ever that idiotic rant you just typed was about it was well over looked and rightfully ignored. Nothing worse than reading someones ignorance when they can't even construct a logical thought without throwing a bunch of profanity in between their narrow minded thoughts. Maybe if you paid attention more you wouldn't sound like a D student in a literature class. Women don't want attention lol Women don't like to try to change a man lol. I guess you haven't been around many women. You must have been raised by a gay couple.
Sigh....when someone who writes for a living [me] talks to a grade-schooler [you], I can see why you might have comprehension problems (and obviously spelling, grammar, and punctuation problems too). Well, that at least explains why the 'storybook goat' references went right over your pointed little head. I'm forced to resort to creative insults because that's all you 'widdle boys' seem to understand. Perhaps after you've had some years of learning and a gf or two under your belt, you can try again.
Until then.... next time, maybe try a **substantive** critique or a learned discussion rather than the same, oh-so-tiresome 'GURLS UR BAD' tropes.... then you won't come off like the usual misanthropic lack-wits that haunt the 'tubes.
And if you can't - well then don't watch it and comment....just leave :)
(Oh....and since that 'rant' was in answer to your back-pedalling BS, it wasn't technically ignored - you answered.)
Angelique_sp "when someone who writes for a living" thanks for the laugh. How much does unemployment pay these days?
Angelique_sp "I write for a living"
....I hope they're picture books.
Angelique_sp "I write for a living I'm a meter maid".
Michael P, stop being such a gossip! You're being a real twat!
I think we found a new replacement for Jake.
Angry Mike here sounds like a bitter angry guy, except unlike Jake, he's angry at females. Instead of kids' movies, Angry Mike could review "chick flicks" and movies featuring women. The new female Ghostbusters would be perfect! I can already hear the misogynistic rage!
@MichaelTroll Obviously enough money to enjoy my retirement and have my own hours, but I still keep my hand in. Don't be so jealous, dearie.... I'm sure your allowance buys you enough Legos (jacking off to ET porn all day must be 'hard work'). ;o)
And, unlike you, it's easy to prove my bona-fides..... since I'm an Illustrator & Writer, here's my pre-retirement gallery:
And no, I DON'T want to see the results of your 'hard work'..... [sticky tissue collection].
Yah know, it's funny I how I come here just write a simple line and out comes all you male bashers. Yet when you feminists feel the need to post your ideas where do you ever see Michael P. replying? I'll tell you... NO WHERE! because I don't care what you feminist think. Like James Brown said "It's a man's world". You just remind yourself of that every time you go reaching for that battery powered penis shaped object in your panty drawer. You and the rest of the feminist.
That's what I thought.... you don't even have the cojones to put up or shut up and now you cry 'victim'. Basically you wasted precious time and energy to whine like a tweeny-bopper about how some girls were 'mean' to you - all on a blog that has NOTHING to do with that? Princess ..... do you need a grown up to help you find your way [offers hand]? Man, you would have trouble pouring water out of a boot, even if the instructions were printed on the bottom of the heel.
But you go ahead and keep on mouthing off nasty crap about Brad's friends .... I'm sure he appreciates it. Soon you'll be as welcome as Chris Conley. [snickering]
Holy shit. SHUT UP, Michael P. I can't believe I'm going to say this, but the anti-Semite I had the argument with on the Badass 2 post was less annoying than you, because at least he was trying to argue his point!
When you actually START trying to justify your hatred of women, then come back to me. Otherwise, be less annoying with your self-masturbatory diatribes.
Typical. If anyone noticed this is how feminist deal with facts. They try to change the subject, personally insult you, and yip yap about a bunch of nonsense. This is mainly the tactics women used since they can't use logic you end up with a bunch of emotional run around responses that don't make any sense. Notice how these feminist have not made one valid point yet they've expelled plenty of hot air. Not a single one has shown any type of proof to counter my original statement just a bunch of name calling and insult nonsense. I rest my case. You feminist have proven to me you're as idiotic as your cause..
"But you go ahead and keep on mouthing off nasty crap about Brad's friends"
Don't put words in peoples mouths Angiliqe. Which is pretty much all you and anyone else does on forums. You make sh*t up to argue about. You especially you seek a comment you don't like then post some idiotic message in response. You don't make any f*n sense go take your ass and yip yap up someone elses tree.
Y'know when someone rages that hard against ALL WOMEN (or to a lesser extent, other groups) it's because they've only ever known bad women. And that's because the decent ones want nothing to do with them, meanwhile shit clumps together.
1. I'm a man.
2. You can't assume every woman on Earth is an awful person, even from personal experience, since 51% of the world population is female. That kind of argument is fallacious at best, and utterly psychopathic at worst.
3. You haven't even brought up instances where a woman has ruined the life of a man. Even the most common ones. Cite some examples at least! Otherwise, your point has about as much credibility as a crazy homeless man's in the NY subway.
Just fyi both of you are arguing about misogyny on the comments section of a video of two guys eating a pizza. I'm pretty sure anyone involved in this argument has something better to do with their time.
First, it's been NOTHING BUT straw-man arguments, ad-hominem attacks, and NO EVIDENCE spewing out of your face-hole, but now you're downright LYING if you think you haven't been "mouthing off nasty crap about Brad's friends". Immature garbage like this has been thrown at Sarah, it's been thrown at Jillian, it's been thrown at Leah, and it's REALLY been thrown at S.Mantis. and it's getting goddamn tiresome....
[Yawn] So keep it up.....I'm only on my 2nd page of Copy-Pasta replies to your pathetic comment-board trolling - all on a fucking PIZZA VIDEO! (best part: each retort gives Brad another few nickels in ad revenues).
Here's a idea - since you're so lonely and bitter ...Go be a "Love Pinata" in a Turkish prison.....
I think Michael P is even more of a dickhead than the people angry about Man of Steel.
Smith is right. Fuck Michael P; I'm going to finish playing "Transistor".
I'm surprised Michael P. hasn't blamed Lupa yet!
I mean she was in a recent video...
I'm sure he is creating a complete story in his mind right now that implicates her as well.
You know now I know how Brad feels. He's audience is full of bafoons that sit back and put words in your mouth. No wonder he barely even comments on his own comments. I said one hypothetical situation and here you highly imaginative people go running off with your nonsense. Michael P. hates women he's misogynist yadda yadda. Let me tell you losers something. I don't put up with female bullsh*t and you know what? Women love me for that because when they see you lapdogs bowing down at their beck and call they don't see you as a challenge, they don't even see you as a man. When you don't tolerate their sh*t you don't have to worry about it and women respect you more for that and even more so for keeping her on her toes because you're challenge. That's how I can tell a lot of you people replying to my "ONE COMMENT" and very truthful comment about how women like you to abandon the things that takes time away form them so you can be with them. You know maybe the problem is that you people are boring. So you don't know what I'm talking about to begin with. I realize that now. You think when I talk about women keeping you from doing the things you love means them telling you to get off your video games and come to bed. IT DOESN'T! When you're out there in the world doing real sh*t and having real fun and enjoy yourself and having a good time "without her" than you may have small clue. Women need to feel needed. When they don't feel needed they feel insecure. You guys can p*ss and sh*t all over the things I say but it's the truth. I don't sugar coat it and I'm not going to finger you into liking it. Maybe you're life is boring and your way to available for a woman to have to fight for your attention. What you wont see though is any married man talking because they already better than to try to do something their wife doesn't approve of and if you want to say other wise come home with a sports car or a sportbike out of the blue wihtout saying anything to her at all and make sure you video tape her reaction. bottom like you people have no clue about life or love so keep your anti social barely been laid comic book men thoughts to yourself.
And you know the best part about all this is that I never said anything negative about anyone. Just some lifeless manless feminist didn't like what I wrote and decided to start some sh*t up. Which is typical because a woman can't not ignore something and move on about her life. She has to go on some Seal Team Six type of mission to eliminate it just because her emotions got stirred. You know what the truth hurts deal with it feminist deal with it.
Signed One less man willing to put up with your Bra burning bullsh*t.
Mikey: " Women love me...."
Riiiight..... I can tell you're just dripping with offers of Vag living down under that [basement] bridge of yours......
Dude, you couldn't get laid if you were on the set of "NEKROMANTIC" and were left alone with the props....
Go back to 4chan.
People just get older and have other commitments. My guess is that he has other things to do. It's like bands, it gets to the point where you don't want to do gigs or practices because its become a bit of chore.
That's what I'm hoping Onan, I really am.
Angelique_sp "I make a living off of writing." Sorry, I'm still having a good laugh at that while reading your D student replies.
Laugh all you want - I can always soothe my soul with my paychecks.... because unlike YOU, I've SHOWN my work-products.... you know.... EVIDENCE. The only work-product YOU'VE shown is a loud mouth and a never-ending well of immaturity.
Typical. If anyone noticed this is how feminist deal with facts. They try to change the subject, personally insult you, and yip yap about a bunch of nonsense. This is mainly the tactics women used since they can't use logic you end up with a bunch of emotional run around responses that don't make any sense. Notice how these feminist have not made one valid point yet they've expelled plenty of hot air. Not a single one has shown any type of proof to counter my original statement just a bunch of name calling and insult nonsense. I rest my case. You feminist have proven to me you're as idiotic as your cause.
I'm a man. I've been married a couple of few time. I also believe, my mother and grandmother were women. You do not sound like you've been around the block a few times. You sound like you had one girlfriend and you feel hurt. When you've been round the block you realise that a good proportion of relationship problems are cause by mutual behaviour. My experiemce isn't that women try to stop men from doing stuff they enjoy. It's that in the loved up stage both parties turn into sex crazed hormonal bufoons and then after about six months to two years the brain rebalances and you either find that you've got a lasting relationship or you haven't. The damage is caused when people try to cling on despite one or both parties not actually liking each other that much. What gets called bad behaviour within that context isn't caused by gender, it's caused by boredom and frustration mixing with too many social complications. The idea that this is the province of one sex is an understandable shield created by hurt people of both sexes. Hence there are as many women as men willing to make generalised statements of bitchhood and bastardom.
" I've been married a couple of few time" yeah you sound like your a REAL successful at relationships. Listening to you is like getting financial tips from a homeless man.
You come at me with some long winded post about your narrow minded point of view from the dull and "failed" relationships you've been in. Anyone saying that women don't like attention or don't try to pull you away from what you enjoy to be with them has never dated in their life. Women get jealous of what takes attention away from them unless it's something they also enjoy. I dunno Onan maybe you're boring maybe you don't have sh*t. Maybe you have nothing to be pulled away from so your always on your foot and heals smothering whatever desperate woman you found with attention. You see the situation I described requires you to have a life to begin with. It requires you to have more going for you than getting up and going to your job from 9-5. It requires you to have actual ambitions. I'm sorry if you don't have any of those things and never experienced that. You can save your lecture for Oprah and Ellen. Any man with his balls attached to him still will laugh and move on reading that crap. Maybe you should of spent more time meeting women instead of settling on the 1 or 2 that flew your way.
That's right, Onan! You should be a real man, like Michael P, who spends his nights with two girls on each arm and treats them like the spiteful objects that they are. What were the girls' names, again? Oh, right, Lotion and Righty.
With all seriousness, guys, we're arguing with the intellectual equivalent of a candy bracelet. My wall gives more logical arguments than he does. It's best to ignore him at this point, and appreciate the decent human beings around you.
I wasn't giving you advice. I was trying in to tell you in a polite self-deprecating way that you are talking out of your poop shoot. But since your being rude.
Seriously, your talking a lot of crap. I'm even older than Brad. I've not met all these women who try to control what you do. The closest was when I was about 14 years old and I had a girlfriend who would get a bit pouty and bored when I was skateboarding. But otherwise, nothing of the sort. Not when I was in bands, not when I was in college, Nothing. None of my Exes was ever interested in stopping me doing music or seeing friends. In fact I'd say my experiences were the exact opposite. And how would they exercise this level of controlling behaviour even if they wanted to? Women and girls don't have special powers
YO why everybody be hatin on my night Mike P??
Just cut he points out the facts that women always be triflin and are naturally dumber than men, the same way Mexicans are. Its like I'd I said all white people are genetically inferior to blacks that's just a fact, or that Asian peeps are likely pedophiles. Mike P just schools all yall in science and u jelly of his big brain.
Is it too soon to suggest the back up plan of Mr fluorescent lamp staring Irving? "Hey there, Irving. I'm harsh yet nessesary just like your race jokes."
I kid because I care. Best of luck in whatever the future holds, Jake.
I'm already missing Jake already just by watching this video. Team Snob will honestly not be the same without Jake. Angry Jake truly did came off as larger than life as oppose to more "normal" members in the midnight screenings. It was fun while it lasted. Farewell,Jake.
Since this seems to be the place for the official "Jake Is No Longer Here" thread I'll simply say that I hope everything is well with Jake as well as the rest of Team Snob.
I won't consider this a goodbye, just a so long for now.
This honestly is making me hungry... *takes another swig of beer*
Miss you buddy. Everyone on Team Snob made things fun, but you brought your own style. See ya around.
No more Jake? I hope he wasn't caught up in whatever trouble your Congressman got into.
I'm sorry I drove you away, Jake. Please come back.
Oh I think Mr. Sun is going to be in anything now with you too. Just make a video about Mr. Sun already.
I used to really like Little Caesars, but anymore it's way too much like fast-food pizza. At least other places put your pizza together and cook it, Little Caesars? Nah, we'll just turn it around and grab it off this rack where it's been sitting under a heat-lamp for the last 20 minutes.
Well, most people go to Little Caesars because you can quite literally walk in and walk out with a pizza in about 2 minutes, as long as you want a basic pepperoni. You can get it made-to-order like any other place as well.
Sorry to hear Jake has left the site. A mind can't help but wonder what has happened, but a private matter should be respected.
Fucking Yes! I was hoping you guys would do this one. A co-worker told me about this and at first I thought he was kidding. Then he said he heard about this on the radio and thought this has to be an Onion story. But no it's real.
I'm sure Jake will make cameos, but good luck.
Good luck to Jake I mean.
So how long until "God damn it Mr. Sun" shirts are available on the site? because I'll take 12, of every size available
LOVE this idea!
I hope Jake makes a return one day when whatever happened is settled. Can't imagine this website without him he's been in almost everything and he is the funny man of the website. Must be serious whatever it is for Jake the right hand man of Team snob to leave the website indefinitely. He's Kel to Brads Kenan.
Good bye Jake. See you in the funny papers.
I will respect Jake's privacy in whatever matter is going on and do truly wish the best for him while still selfishly being very saddened by his leaving and I will hope he comes back to the site someday.
His was a brand of comedy that always made me crack up and I will truly miss him.
Hopefully he reads this page and the Patreon one and knows he truly has a legion of fans that will miss him and hope he returns.
Now that some "well-meaning" asshole has leaked what happened in Indiana all over the internet, that legion of fans should be shrinking by the minute.
With friends like Jake... who needs enemies? While I empathised with the guy for his shitty upbringing, I always had an uneasy "off" feeling about him while watching the Midnight Screenings, too. I have a little bit of talent for spotting sociopaths and my "alarm" usually doesn't go off without a reason. Unfortunately...
Judging by that forum post, yes, Jake is an asshole, deciding to steal his best friend's recent attempt to replace Jillian and all, but Rayn is a fucked in the head bitch. Thinking that a permanent threesome with Brad and Jake is perfectly OK, and that Brad is a selfish bastard for not supporting her in that intent. That's not how marriage and concubinage work, OK? She should find work at a whorehouss or the porn industry, that will give her as much man as she wants. Polygamia is wrong no matter if it involves many women or many men.
This looks like the kind of It's-Friday-Night-I-Don't-Want-To-Go-Out-and-I'm-seriously-hungry-so-let's-spend-the-evening-with-bad-pizza-and-good-TV. It looks good on the surface until you start eating it, and then your stomach will tell you what it really thinks of this stinkin' pizza.
BTW, I want to send Brad something, but I can't find a mailing address. Where to I find one?
What if this is all just a promotional gimmick for "Unfriended"?
Brad unfriends Rayn and Jake, then during the Midnight Screening review of Unfriended, he gets a mysterious message...
Which member of the Braddy Bunch is going to have their hand shoved in a blender by Ghost Jake and Ghost Rayn? :o
What if you guys are really being a couple of dicks?!
"Hey I'm Brad, just for shits and giggles I will make an announcement about a good friend going away, and post it on a source of primary income (Patreon) just for a laugh down the line. You should also take a stab at this girl, who has been known to the site for about two week, because reasons.
I don't believe that comment (or my comment) was meant to be intentionally malicious towards Jake, Brad, or Rayn. As for my part, I'm sorry if my comment appeared as if was having a laugh at their expense.
As an aside, I have the utmost respect for Team Snob, so I won't entertain that stupid conspiracy crap going on in the comments above. It just takes one asshole spewing bullshit and before you know it, it just snowballs beyond control.
The fact that I didn't even know (nor care) that Rayn and Brad were a thing (heck, I thought Rayn was just a girl that Brad met at the last con) backs up my hypothesis that a lot of Brad's fans are kinda weird.
@SlaverBrianFan I have read your comments across the various videos (quite funny the lot of it), and I do not consider you the malicious type. But it unfortunately appears that the snowball is already beyond control by all accounts.
Okay, people, seriously:
I miss Jake! :C
guy guy guys I know how we can bring Jake back.
We've gotta make a Smurfs 3.
He's got to complete the trilogy bro.
Smurfs 3 is already in production, but it was delayed a year by SONY.
I donno the situation, but if things have improved by then, that would be the most awesome surprise ever.
Brad and someone else start reviewing the movie, one of the car doors opens, and in slides Jake who's like "You motherfuckers didn't think you were doing this one without me, did you?"
I Blame Little Caesars for all this
he's probably going to jail
Probably got his ass Marvin Gaye'd
I'll miss you Jake! Angry Jake made some of the funniest Midnight Screening videos. The kids' movie screenings won't be the same without you. And the bro jokes will be missed too.
Hope you are doing ok Brad.
Of course Jake will be missed, but YOU are the reason I come here. Take care.
First Jerrid, now Jake. The curse of Brad's Right Hand Man strikes again.
Just fuckin' around. So long, Jake. Been nice "knowing" you.
Hm, Jerrid, Jake and Jillian have all stopped doing movie reviews.
All the J names.
At least we still have the B's.
Don't forget about Josh. All praise the faggotry that is Hadley!
haha, that's some excellent detective work. all the J's lol I think it's just strange to see people on team snob jump ship since they all seem like such close friends and they've been making movies and stuff since forever together. Brad without his homies doing videos is like Jordan playing basketball without Pippin and Rodman. It just ain't the same.
Jillian is still on the site.
Jillian hasn't done a midnight screening in like forever though... get her to review Cupcakes
She doesn't like doing the midnight screenings, but she's still in other videos.
Wow, this video already has way more comments than Brad's "Elves" video. Speaking of which, more people should watch that video. It was a great episode, and has been referenced in a few of Brad's other videos as well.
link? I'm lazy
RedLetterMedia's Half in the bag review of Elves is also great:
Yeah, I know, another video link, but, reading Michael P's whole tirade, I've come this conclusion:
Well Randy, Michael P. is only protecting his right to be a man and to enjoy freely speaking as a man. If you would like to castrate yourself and let these feminist control you and tell you that you're wrong for calling out their behavior feel free to do. I truly notice this pattern on the internet and I'm sick of it. A lot of people out there are so p*ssy whipped and you wonder why women would rather date other women than deal with a man that acts like a woman. It's because these guys have no spine to speak up about what they don't like. You say something a woman may not like and you start apologizing. When a woman can belittle and insult men all to her liking and not a single man or other woman will step in to defend against her belittlement of men. Heck, they'll probably encourage her. Yet her you have one man pointing out factual, credible, and truthful behavior in females that complete scientific studies have been done on, books been written about, movies made on, sh*t it's not you can't click google and see this stuff for yourself but here the one man to call out female behavior oh no! he's a jerk! he's a asshole hole! he's not a nice guy! come on everyone lets get the pitchforks and torches we need to kill this beast! how dare you tell people about the things that women do! How dare you sir! hahahahahahahahaha ahhhh you people make me laugh. You know what. Heterosexuality is so screwed in America. Seems like everyday men are kicked down the stairs for nothing but telling the truth. I bet I could say "women get jealous of other women" or "women only like men that other women are interested in" and as truthful as those two statements are I'd still catch a bunch of bullsh*T from some feminist and the balless pansies that support them.
Look, just go out and suck a dick. We won't judge you, and it's obvious that's what you really want.
You sound like a total virgin. GO GET SOME PUSSY AND BE A REAL MAN BRO!!!! Or, if your gay, GO GET SOME MANJINA AND BE A REAL MAN BRO!!!! The point is that you need to get laid, and to do that you have to be a REAL MAN. I recommend this book, it will teach you to not be such a little bitch: http://www.amazon.com/King-Warrior-Magician-Lover-Rediscovering/dp/0062506064/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1426965309&sr=8-1&keywords=king+warrior+magician+lover
Read it, then get back to me. The point is that you need to get laid, and to get laid you need to stop being such a little bitch. This might be impossible tho, good luck bro!
Interesting RandyPan is that one of your hidden sexual desires? I mean you've had so many failed relationships with women as it is I wouldn't be surprised if you tried a man. That's kind of how women become lesbians. They get hurt in a relationship with a man so they try the comfort of a woman. Hey I'm Sorry Randy but you're on your own with your "dick sucking" adventure my homosexual friend.
Vick "You sound like a total virgin. GO GET SOME PUSSY AND BE A REAL MAN BRO!!!! Or, if your gay, " Do people still make" you need to get laid jokes" in 2015? I thought that died in the 90's along with the cheap sitcoms that line came from. Any one that puts chasing pussy on a pedestal probably isn't out of highschool yet. I don't chase "Vagina" I chase "Money" Vick. That's what "real" men do. I also don't pursue women, women come to me. Do you knwo why Vick? Because women find guys like you boring and predictable and for the record the caliber of women that I sleep with wouldn't even bat an eyelash in your direction.
Hm, interesting defense. "I know you are, but what am I?"
Well that sums it all up. You are clearly a total virgin who can't get any pussy. Get laid bro! Go get some real pussy, and stop being such a little bitch!! If you were a real man you wouldn't act like such a little bitch, nor waste time . Read that book and get back to me, so you can stop being such a little bitch. Drugged out coke whores aren't real pussy, and paying for it doesn't count. Go get some real pussy bro!
Well, now I have a mad craving for pizza...
If I were a rich man I would be Jake's John du Pont.
Including the murder?
Lately, 'Brad Tries' has just been wacky restaurant-chain stuff. It's kinda boring, because they are pretty much normal meals, so there obviously won't be much reaction, either way.
Do you plan on going back to the strange Japanese stuff and/or expired stuff that world make you puke and react violently, like in the past? lol. Those have always been the best!!
I was just thinking...maybe there's been a lag in getting that stuff? I imagine it's prob not always easy finding obscure food and drink from other countries. But those have always been your best videos! The fast food stuff is okay, but most of that is already heavily promoted, and your reaction is usually always "Yeah, it's okay. I prob wont order it again, but I'll finish this". The best "Brad Tries" has always been the really strange products we never heard of! :)
But people are more likely to actually purchase the "wacky restaurant chain stuff", so reviews of it are actually helpful. There have been several things I got (or didn't) locally because of Brad's reviews. I'm not going to order weird stuff from Japan, though.
But isn't the point of 'Brad Tries' always to have been funny? They are not supposed to be serious reviews to get us to go BUY the stuff. I doubt Brad expected us to go out and find Billy Beer. lol. At least in the past, these food reviews were not supposed to be serious reviews for us, but meant as a laugh about how awful some of those products were....or GOOD, in some surprising ones. (Maybe you always saw it different), but I think it def got more serious as of late. And it's just my opinion. I've always liked "weirder the better". I understand if you like the more serious ones
il gatto con gli stivali should be reviewed as part of the Italian season
I can't wait for the Jake and Yoko show that no one will watch.
I was looking for an UP button but I guess this will do.
Not sad at all Jake Jake is gone, from what happened he sounds like a truly awful guy and a terrible friend. We still support you Brad.
Who's son is mr son supposed to be?
Ba dum tish.
This is REALLY weird watching this after what I know about them now.
Without going into too much detail, essentially Jake fucked a girl Brad was dating and was very much into.
My brother loved this pizza -_- I couldn't even stand to look at it lol
I don't like bacon but this was so gawd hahaha
Whether strange, gimmicky, foreign, or decades old... Brad tries it!