Snob Riffs! "Halloween Safety"

10/29/2014

33 Comments

Got a cool costume idea? Don't worry, your parents ruin it for you!

33 Comments

michael norvgavue

10/29/2014 04:13:15 am

hmmm... This video is not ripe yet.

10/29/2014 04:45:30 am

That poor kid in the witch costume is going to get rocks thrown at her.

Rhody

10/29/2014 09:55:42 am

lol, are you making a Peanuts reference or is that just a hilarious coincidence?

Jodi D. link

10/29/2014 04:56:06 am

I have watched this video before on Youtube, and I quite enjoy it. I like they are perpetrating the myth that people put razor blades in apples.

I picked up last week a Free Mylar Trick or Treat bag and it's silver and reflective. It's probably the most reflective Trick or Treat bag I have seen in person.

I think it's so funny the girl in this video is wearing that white Witch costume. I mean what would the neighbors think?

And this video just makes me want to watch the Halloween Freaks and Geeks episode. A lot of the plot is being nervous about what people put in trick or treat candy.

swan link

10/29/2014 02:21:15 pm

Mylar (BoPET) happens to be one of the most reflective, and scientifically useable substances known to man! An ingenious invention worthy of many applications! I love the idea that someone is using it as a reflective Halloween candy bag!

toli b

10/30/2014 12:11:31 pm

Notice how she didn't go to the black kid's home for candy. (though they were at the party and trying on costumes.)

Jeeves

10/29/2014 05:03:37 am

Wait... all that talk about safety, and they don't pick up on the fact that these parents are letting their 5-6-7 year old kids go out ALONE, with no adult supervision??!?!

LucasChad

10/29/2014 05:33:25 am

Brad's not the only one angry over not wearing a mask at all!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asUVHdktTGM

I remember I dressed as The Mask one Halloween. All I wore was a large mask and a yellow coat. That large green mask has short cutouts above the big brown eyes making it a little difficult to see sometimes. Fortunately everything turned all right and all I got was some candy and sweat pouring all over my face!

Luke

10/29/2014 07:00:47 am

So long skirts are dangerous for costumes.

Then all those sexy costumes are really just for safety!

Bee

10/30/2014 06:22:46 am

Hah yeah and why just ban them on Halloween? Long skirts should be forbidden all year around. :D For safety!

NotAVirus.exe

10/29/2014 08:24:07 am

Didn't Mister X riff this like 2 years ago? Fuck it I'm down, this video was pretty riffable.

Andrew link

10/29/2014 01:44:36 pm

Oh no not RAZOR BLADES IN CANDY

Next thing thing their gonna say is pixie sticks are cocaine

LloydFan

10/29/2014 09:51:00 am

Chloe and Lloyd should be the cats from Lady & the Tramp this year

angelique_sp

10/29/2014 11:35:31 am

"But Daaaad.... we go as Si and Am EVERY year! I wannabe Godzilla this year!"
:p

Rhody

10/29/2014 10:06:01 am

So the moral is... build street lamps in the neighborhood so drivers can see the kids dressed in black.... maybe the state should have saved up enough money to actually do that rather than spend their money on a safety video campaign.

Also, I get the feeling Lloyd has a time machine, he keeps popping up in all these old videos.

Also, it's odd that this video didn't talk about the "after you bring the candy home, you have to let your parents look through it in the case someone stuck a needle full of poison inside one of the candies" rule. OH WAIT they did, they just took it to the next level and said "Cut each candy bar in half."

Ryan link

10/29/2014 11:22:03 am

Really good riff on this, Brad. Especialy the one about "I'm a tampon!"

Hor-Riff-ic Productions did a great riff on this too. (too bad the iRiff section on Rifftrax is down at the moment)
Brad, have you seen any of their riffs? I think you'd really like them.

BookwormOtaku

10/29/2014 11:33:42 am

Yeah, name one person who would want to go as a white mage. Useful as they are to the party no one wants to be the healer ^_^

Smilex

10/29/2014 12:38:42 pm

I know it's early but what the hell. . . . . . .

Happy Happy Halloween, Halloween Halloween, Happy Happy Halloween, Silver Shamrock!

Also, Brad, I finally got to see "Exterminator 2". I'm overtly sad with disappointment. I mean wow, when even the returning star can't save it that's depressing as hell. Still, thanks for bringing the original to my (as well as others probably) attention, great flick!

Lou

10/29/2014 04:50:38 pm

I literally lost it at the Carl Sagan joke!

Awesome as always Brad, Happy Halloween, keep an eye for sharp objects in candy and most of all, do you think we will see a DVD-R Hell in the near future?

Chad G

10/29/2014 07:07:12 pm

"Keep your jokes funny and harmless."

"So don't tell any Carlos Mencia jokes."

Csnobfan

10/30/2014 11:50:20 am

Heres a neat fact related to this video.There has not been one single case of razor blades in Halloween candy.Its just an urban legend. Dont believe me?Look it up on snopes.

Csnobfan

10/30/2014 11:52:22 am

Also im pretty sure kids getting fruit on Halloween is a myth too.What kind of monster would give those out instead of candy?

Rhody

10/30/2014 12:03:20 pm

When I was small I went to a house that gave us fruit. They were like athletes you know? Like the super health nut kind of athletic family that believed that kids just gotta learn to "eat healthy in fun ways". OH also the fruit went bad by the time we got back to the house, and since they were caramel apples and the carmel melted, they also got all the candy we had sticky which SUCKED because it's surprisingly annoying to open up sticky candy wrappers.

Ken

10/31/2014 12:43:58 pm

Snob,

You are the funniest guy I have ever heard. Love your stuff! Keep it up.

Jaykolantern

10/31/2014 02:26:13 pm

A very Sagan Halloween to you all

basilisk

10/31/2014 04:07:33 pm

The Klan done took my witches costume!

That killed me.

Vick

11/7/2014 08:35:29 pm

Silly Brad, Carlos Mencia Doesn't tell jokes. You know that. Silly silly brad.

nroejb

2/2/2015 03:24:40 pm

Sooo, is crossdressing on halloween normal in the USA?

Travis Tee

3/8/2015 10:11:18 am

Wait.... that scene of the kid falling in traffic.... is that scene in day-for-night?! No wonder you can't see the kid! Take the filter off, and the problem is solved!

Robert Carey

4/13/2015 05:56:02 pm

I counted 6 KKK jokes in this thing. Good work.

Jackie

10/22/2015 06:13:24 pm

Did he take it from the site? When i load the page there is no video; and it isn't on youtube either. Was he just not proud of it? or was he like forced to take it down or something?

Rhody

10/22/2015 06:48:21 pm

@Jackie

BlipTV went down. I don't think he's uploaded most of the Snob Riffs yet.

There was so much content on this site up until BlipTV died, there are probably countless videos on this site that still haven't been reuploaded.

neo4812

8/14/2017 08:29:41 pm

what happened to the vid its gone? and i cant find it anywhere else

Snob Riffs! "Halloween Safety"

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