Flaming Brian's Kitchen: A Little Nukey

6/17/2015

Flaming Brian's Kitchen now adds a cooking segment! Dave shows Brian how to make a delicious meatloaf, and Brian covers it in hot sauce.

74 Comments

Lyke2010

6/17/2015 06:33:59 am

First

Lyke2010

6/17/2015 09:50:42 am

... to suck dick on my block.

Phillip the Fag

6/17/2015 05:58:33 pm

SECOND!

Wereturkey

6/18/2015 03:52:42 am

Aw... snap son!

Self burn!

SadCavsFan

6/17/2015 06:38:42 am

I gotta send you guys some salsa from this place Blaze in my city. It's so hot it hurts. How could I send you some?

Magnuslord

6/17/2015 06:43:29 am

Have you tried chopping up any chocolate bhutlahs or Carolina Reapers in any of your meals?

Transmorpher DDS link

6/17/2015 07:10:49 am

That music you had in the background is the exact same song that used to play in my local movie theater before the movie started. Back in those days they didn't have those "AMC first look" or whatever videos running... instead all the local theaters had a projector going that just displayed still ads for local businesses while royalty-free classical played on the speakers, and more often than not it was that specific song... It might have even been the same recording.

Milan

6/17/2015 07:33:03 am

It´s Violin Romance No. 2 by our old friend Ludwig Van:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULbfVgaMfdE

Crumar

6/17/2015 07:11:46 am

Great episode! The porno music really adds to it.

Gay man from Odense

6/17/2015 07:17:05 am

Brian's beard is so sexy. I will give it 4.5 Mecrury's out of 5.

The Hand of Onan

6/17/2015 07:49:07 am

It's pronounced wustershear.

Nik

6/17/2015 07:58:00 am

So great to see another Flaming Brian episode, but I'm starting to get worried about everyone on this site. That's 2 of the Team Snob crew who have been hospitalized in the past month (that we know of). What did you go to the hospital for, Brian?

Kuntpunter

6/17/2015 08:02:46 am

no onion? thats fucking heresy.

angelique_sp

6/17/2015 09:10:13 am

I know, right!?..... gotta have the heavenly rings!
Blasphemy!

Brad

6/17/2015 10:12:12 am

I'm with you!

SlaverBrianFan

6/17/2015 06:02:23 pm

No onions!? What about all those man hours spent in the fields in the back of your big white, plantation house, toiling over the barbaric, god forsaken onion fields? You're really going to forsake those poor slaves hard work, Brian?

groverfield

6/26/2015 06:01:16 am

No fuck onions man, the real heresy is using sweet baby ray's discount shitsauce

Sam

6/17/2015 08:39:23 am

Read "A little Nukie" and thought "Oh god if it's anything like the movie then he's fucked"

Void

6/17/2015 11:08:12 pm

Was thinking the same thing, kinda expected the Snob to run in and knock it out of his hand at the last minute screaming "nooooooo!" in slow motion

Tykittaa

6/20/2015 05:21:06 am

I gave this hot sauce to Brad at last year's C2E2. I pretty much said, "I hope the sauce is better than the movie."

angelique_sp

6/17/2015 09:21:59 am

My preferred recipe is an italian variant: half burger & half sweet italian sausage, a lot of mushrooms/onions/peppers, italian-herbed croutons for the bread crumbs, and mozzarella with pizza sauce for the topping.
Basically 'pizza' meatloaf :)
So good you'll mortgage your house for another bite .... and it's worth every damn penny! <3

angelique_sp

6/17/2015 09:36:02 am

Although, I could REALLY use a helpful hand in my kitchen....
So Slaver B - where can I buy me some of those kind & caring ghost helpers?

Alastair

6/20/2015 03:19:17 am

That sounds like one of the most amazing things in all of food-dom.

angelique_sp

6/21/2015 01:18:54 am

Thanks! It -really- is.... best recipe idea I ever found & then modified. :)
But hey....you can never go wrong with adding pizza-ness to anything, amirite?!

Spencer

6/17/2015 10:43:27 am

I'm very angry that you would promote this product. What if a child tries this after watching your glamorized video? Also I don't appreciate the subtle liberal propaganda, bit I would expect no less from the people who hated Man of Steel. Unsubscribed.

Karshna

6/17/2015 01:22:00 pm

Troll or not, good riddance, asshole.

Eric Cartmenez

6/17/2015 11:18:48 am

Gotta admit that does look really good. Should've added those onions though!

Billy (Beer)

6/17/2015 11:54:56 am

Man, so glad to see another one of these after that long hiatus. Especially given that we had heard over a year ago that it would become a regular series. Hope to see more in the future!

Wesley

6/18/2015 01:05:54 am

Well, to be fair, for a chunk of that he was hospitalized.

But on the other hand that was a couple months after they said it'd be at least once a month.

Dan Banana

6/17/2015 04:01:45 pm

This loaf is on fiyaaaaaah

Monster Khan

6/17/2015 06:15:21 pm

It's about Damn Time!
I've missed The Flaming One and his hot sauce recommendations!

The Cold Dead Hand of Onan

6/17/2015 06:19:43 pm

Men!, in a kitchen! When will this tidal wave of politically correct radical feminism end? If I was dead, but somehow still capable of movement, I would be turning in my grave.

WOOF

6/17/2015 06:39:20 pm

Brian's beard is almighty so cute <333

Sarah .x

6/17/2015 08:12:41 pm

So glad this is back! :D and with recipes( looks great Dave)! glad your all well now Brian.

Void

6/17/2015 10:53:56 pm

A Flaming Brian's Kitchen? Awesome its been a while, welcome back firehole we missed you I guess, Now if someone could just get 80's Dan out of Prison my day would be set :)

Masterace

6/17/2015 10:57:58 pm

Now that's how you do an intro!
The music, the title, the host, everything works.
Barely two minutes in, and already it looks like there was more thought put into this, than there ever was in the pilot of that terrible quiz show on Channel Awesome.
Brad n' Buddies are the best!

Anders

6/18/2015 12:27:21 am

If Brian's body is a temple, it is the kind of temple where they sacrifice maidens to strange gods at midnight.

Dr. Ink

6/18/2015 01:37:36 am

Great episode. Any update for Shot on Shitteo?

JayRam

6/18/2015 02:02:02 am

Just the other day, he posted an update on his Patreon page. I guess Shot on Shitteo updates are for members only, because I remember there being another update in the past that was never posted to this site.

Dr. Ink

6/18/2015 04:49:52 am

What did he say? Is it still coming this year?

Brad

6/18/2015 07:14:37 am

I wrote a post about it on Patreon. Basically its a 90% completed film, but legally can't be released because of a lack of contract with the lead actor who was fired. I have the option to reshoot it, which I was originally going to do, but I honestly don't want to. I've already shot it, and it's shot the way that I want it to be shot. If I were to refilm it, there would be absolutely no passion behind it, it would be a miserable experience, and certainly not the final product that I want it to be.

The plus side is, we didn't lose any money off of it. It was such a tiny tiny budgeted film that we already made our money back from the vlogs about it. So oddly enough, it's a movie that can't be released, yet still made a profit.

Who knows though, maybe sometime far off down the road a copy of it could mysteriously leak somewhere that would have no connections to anyone involved with the project. Anything's possible.

col

6/18/2015 09:58:37 am

What lead actor? Jake from the wheel chair scene? What happened to jake?

DontMindMeNow

6/18/2015 11:31:22 am

Damn, I knew we should have believed Suzanne Nagy when she placed a voodoo curse on your next project!

Dr. Ink

6/18/2015 12:28:48 pm

That blows. You should make Shot on Shitteo 2 and ignore the fact that no one saw the original.

Thanks for the update, man.

Justin link

6/20/2015 04:09:16 pm

I'm with Dr. Ink. I'm totally down for a Shot on Shitteo sequel even though the first one was never released! xD

blailond curtis

6/18/2015 01:38:55 am

Flaming Brians Zoomba Butt ooz sounds fitting when you said "here's to shitting weird everybody." XD

JayRam

6/18/2015 01:50:38 am

Sweet Baby Ray's > all other BBQ sauce brands.

Dylan

6/18/2015 02:15:29 am

Sometimes I see good food like this and wish I did not give up eating meat. you guys can cook!

Jordan

6/18/2015 03:34:52 am

Until he said they were carrots, I honestly thought they were crushed doritos.

grmpf

6/18/2015 03:37:37 am

Brian's delivery is never not gonna make me happy.

Also, looking at the "Also Check Out" in the right column, I had to fire up the ol' Inspector and put a proper <h2/> around the whole thing. ... I might be mentally ill.

Justin link

6/18/2015 04:56:14 am

That was the greatest fucking video I've seen in a long time. I hope the ghost comes back for the next episode.

Major Nitpick

6/18/2015 05:32:43 am

"Worcestershire" is prounounced "Warster-shir"

The Hand of Onan

6/18/2015 08:51:43 am

It's also pronounced wuster-shear, although most English people actually just say it more like wusta sauce, coz they tend not to bother with shire bit at all.

gartos

6/18/2015 05:50:11 am

i laughed my ass off at 10 50

Dantez

6/18/2015 05:59:59 am

I actually was eating meatloaf while watching this video! Damn, I missed this show so much. I'm glad to see more of Brian's hilarity.

By the way, did he accidentaly rate the sauce "Butt Ooz(e)", or was that the joke?

JayRam

6/18/2015 06:09:34 am

@Dr. Ink

The REPLY button has disappeared in your response. Not sure why the site does that sometimes.

Anyway, I'm not a Patreon member, so I'm not sure what was said. And not to be a dick to Brad, but you'd think that an update to a film he started shooting before joining Patreon would be uploaded to this site in the first place, for all to see.

Brad

6/18/2015 07:09:40 am

Patreon is my personal blog, so yeah sometimes I'm going to talk about things that happen to involve my movies, which are a big part of my life. That doesn't mean that I'm never ever going to talk about it outside of Patreon.

The Great Moof link

6/18/2015 07:38:52 am

God dammit Flaming Brian, I missed you so fucking much. Now if only we could figure out whatever happened to my other favorite character, Drunk Max Force. . .

Just Sum Guy

6/18/2015 08:01:13 am

Enjoyed this quite a bit. Flaming Brian was so much more animated I wondered if someone had spiked his drink or something. And I loved the Production Assistants pushing stuff into the shot.

DuosAngel

6/18/2015 10:57:05 am

So glad to finally see a new Flaming Brian! I think Dave showed up in enough episodes previously (ok so maybe 3 not counting the last one) that I'm just going to start pretending he was always off to the side, staring in silent horror.

anonymous

6/18/2015 01:36:33 pm

I didn't realize how much I missed these. Welcome back! Can Dave be a semi-permanent addition? I kind of love the idea of Dave serving up meals for Brian to "ruin." hehehe

Sour Crowd

6/18/2015 05:19:52 pm

Too bad Dave didn't wear blackface.

CyborgPrince

6/19/2015 05:38:07 am

That's Irving's job.

RandyPan

6/19/2015 02:57:37 am

(deadpan mode) A little Nukey? No..........

grmpf

6/19/2015 03:03:52 am

Tried that meat loaf yesterday (the particular seasoning, vegetables, and glazing, that is). It was really nice, despite rule-of-thumb conversions to non-American units and smaller overall size. Didn't put a ton of hot sauce on it though, so my enjoyment was probably not perfect by Brian standards.

Roger Moore

6/19/2015 07:45:06 am

What better music to mix ingredients to than... random porn music!? What!?

sbkMulletMan

6/19/2015 02:25:00 pm

So did his toilet basically just melt that night? Can't imagine the..."fallout" from that nuclear chug to have pleasant results.

Well, that's what you get for murdering Super Meat Boy! He was so happy before you stuffed him in that oven...he only wanted to be your friend!

Dingus

6/19/2015 06:19:56 pm

Jesus, so man 'uhs' Brian stop Goldbluming,

Emil

6/20/2015 02:57:22 am

Awesome seeing Flaming Brian again! :D

Daemoshiin

6/21/2015 03:27:42 am

Wusster

Say it like that.

L1nk1

6/22/2015 10:40:01 am

Best Intro, O, ever

Wesley Foxx

10/21/2015 10:07:42 pm

Watching these always makes me hungry.

I'm going to assume that Dave's unspecified but repeatedly mentioned job that keeps pulling him out of town every so often on the Midnight Screenings is what's keeping these so sparse now that he's directly part of the bit. I was hoping that even with the cooking angle we'd still get one every two or three months or so.

PopeCorky

1/30/2016 09:51:34 pm

If I may make a suggestion for a hot sauce to try. Look for "The Source", I've seen it on Amazon. It is 7.1 Million scoville. It is supposedly be the hottest thing you can consume without needing medical attention.

Wesley Foxx

2/4/2018 10:30:49 pm

Hey, any chance these could be dumped on dailymotion or something? Maybe chop out the intros (music copyright bots and all) and post them on youtube?

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